Ellie

YouTube, video games, music, art, Neopets, and other random things I enjoy. (Sometimes mildly sexual things but I try to keep it SFW.) 19 | Female | Demisexual | VA

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[always-a-pleasure]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[brittany-murphy]

[kittencraze]

someone without a tumblr: look at this

me: i saw that on tumblr a year ago

[samsfatcakes]

[dragontatoes]

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

[sadmomhair]

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

[1010meha]

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Alright story time.

I’m 6′0″, and one of the ways I assert my dominance over short people poke fun at short people is by holding my hand all the way up and asking them for a high five.

I do this all the time, but in highschool, I was friends with this one girl who I swear was about 4′5″ at most, and I put my hand all the way up and asked her for a high five.

Without hesitation, she literally climbed up my side like a fucking ladder and gave me the high five before hopping off and staring at my slack jawed face.

I was very impressed and very afraid. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jacklesonmymind]

ploop  ploop  ploop  ploop  ploop  ploop  ploop

[seasaltcat]

[thecozywitch]

Want

[pastel-cutie]

Same

[goloka-vrndavana-blog]

[pastelprincessu]

[creepyyeha]

[opal-rainbow-cat-blog-deactivat]

[lazybitch]

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[extrasad]