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[cannibalchicken]

[akashicrecord]

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[eilooxara]

[thereignclub-trc]

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

[tyrannusimons]

[crplpunkklavier]

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

[knowyournewmeme]

an italian-american man in wisconsin is granted a heritage trip to new jersey

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

[mino2aur]

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

[sedgewick-gayble]

-- caveman about to invent the spear

[legitimately]

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

[kaijuno]

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[butch-king-frankenstein]

babe are you okay you reblogged Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996 again

[kosmogrl]

the best thing about being alive is that there’s always music to listen to and pretty things to look at, and we can do it every day! how cool is that

[thebelchers]

[tzifron]

[kosmogrl]