IT'S A KITTASTROPHE

Please check my BYF 24, Az/They/Any Neo (az is a custom set of neopronouns I made because I'm so sexy but they/them is ok too.) Autistic, Pan, agender, ashkenazic agnostic atheist depressed mess. I stole Frisk Undertale's name so call me either Frisk or Kitty. Also! Sorry I edited the theme but I wanted a search bar.

[funnyjokespuns]

The nefarious urchin

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[kittensnax]

I think about this all the time

[its-camille]

Sometimes it feels like a lot of A:TLA discourse is a bunch of grown as adults getting mad at fictional 12-15 year olds for acting like 12-15 year olds.

[birdsareblooming]

honestly maybe im just in it bc im thinking about a variety of things but the "im a proud hater" bit was funny for a good month but if you post like that or have that in your bio or whatever the fuck i dont think i trust you. you are telling me you prefer to have a negative outlook for the stupid dopamine it produces whether or not it's warranted. there's so much shit to hate in this world why do you choose to go outside and hate the dandelions girl bp is dumping oil into the lake behind you turn around

[birdsareblooming]

bc some of yall are stupid and i'm not censoring myself from saying that: i'm not saying guy makes birdhouse when jonbenet ramsey's case is still unsolved, i'm using a metaphor above, it's good to hate on media, i'm a proud hazbin hotel hater but even i will be like "it's cool a musical 2d animated adult cartoon is popular, this is some baby steps and thats okay", there's shit i hate on but say everyone else is hating on it wrong (nolan's oddessy, it's not that he cast a trans man is that elliot page is a twink and that twink should be cast as patrocolous but ya'll aren't ready for that conversation) but that's exactly what i mean. there's so much genuinely actually shitty media that IS some nazi shit and we need to critique the flower for blooming yellow instead of blue cmon now

[funnyjokespuns]

my @ghostlightfic fanart (hope the tag is okay!)

[catfindr]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[i-am-a-fish]

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

[i-am-a-fish]

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[ratbreadd]

think about it long time

[puppetmaster55]

suddenly thinking about the courtroom scene, of Stratt being accused of pirating literally everything, and Grace later having everything in the various computers aboard his ship that he gave a copy to Rocky without issue, and the beetles having such a massive memory capacity and...

Stratt was a historian. She wasn't just pirating for the sake of entertainment for the astronauts, she was doing a full historical backup of the planet. Who knows how much knowledge and communications ability, how much art and culture and history, how much niche knowledge of how to make specific pieces of modern technology or modern medicines, was lost as the wars for resources isolated everyone, as the death tolls led to the deaths of specialized trade workers and scientists, as the power grids failing across the planet (or cut off, potentially) led to all the cloud servers going dark. Stratt was facing methods of combating extinction and she did her best to ensure that if/when the Hail Mary worked, it would send back not just the hope of the future in the solution to the astrophage, but the restoration of history and culture and knowledge.

Just.... she pirated everything, and put it all on the Hail Mary.

[wizardarchetypes]

literally said out loud to myself 'i need to do something to calm down and regulate my nervous system' and then opened tumblr.com. like a guy in a horror movie going to check out the scary sound in the basement.

[chipper-smol]

a sifroom if anyone cares... a mushrrin if you will

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch