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Eve being iconic af 1/??
gunsmokeliverkiller:
@kittyonmars
“Sometimes I think about how they’ve found marijuana resin in Shakespeare’s old pipe. I think about that a lot.”
“Shakey. In that old ass english garb. Just lighting up and writing masterpieces. You know?”
“Have you read Shakespeare? That dude made up his own words and wrote so many dick jokes into his plays. Of course, he smoked weed.”
still around, just busy xo
whatyoulcve:
winnie can’t contain her laughter, though she knows that she shouldn’t laugh at kitty. and she never would, but, preposterous fucking llama. “you aren’t going to let me break this off, are you?” winnie asked, stepping in to cup kitty’s face with her slightly shaky hand.
Winnie's laughter causes Kitty’s doe eyes to glisten with hope. While she knows she’s hilarious, if you’re seriously going to break up with somebody and you’re not a dick, you don’t laugh. Winnie isn’t a dick. She’s Kitty’s heart. Everybody is made out of stardust, but Winnie is a beautiful, endlessly fascinating galaxy she wants to live in forever. You aren’t going to let me break this off, are you? And finally, her lungs remember how to breathe. "No,” she says, leaning into her touch, nuzzling her hand like a kitty-cat. “You scared me. Don’t try it again.”
whatyoulcve:
“kitty, being with me means becoming part of my family. and they are crazy. i can’t escape them no matter how far i run, i am the most important person to them and they all fall apart without me.” winnie knew that kitty wouldn’t let things end so easily, it was why she had put off breaking things off for so long. “you don’t want vegas, and you don’t want me to propose to you outside a bar. you deserve better than that, kitty.”
“Don’t tell me what I want and what I deserve! I get to decide those things, and I picked you, you preposterous fucking llama,” she says, clenching her fists. “Fine, I get the whole ‘can’t escape your family’ thing. I grew up in a snake pit. I can handle crazy.”
whatyoulcve:
open to: m/f/nb in which WINNIE BARTON is a witch who really doesn’t want to drag you into her family drama so she is breaking up with you.
“I know they’d fucking love you, that’s why I don’t want you anywhere near them.” Winnie groaned, her head dropping into her hands. She had never struggled this hard to end things with someone, but then again, she had never had such strong feelings for anyone she was ending things with. “I am the tame one, and you know how fucked up I am. You shouldn’t have to meet them.”
“What does that mean?” Winnie’s doing a number on Kitty, diminishing her fire with every word out of those pretty lips she just wants to kiss and end this. “It doesn’t matter. I don’t have to meet them. We can—we can run away to Vegas! Find a chapel, get the King to marry us.” Her plan is panic fuelled and perhaps insane, but she’s serious, and she waggles her eyebrows to prove it.
She refused to be bored, chiefly because she wasn’t boring.
Zelda Fitzgerald, Save Me The Waltz (via wordsnquotes)
withthecandlesstilllit:
“I’m a well of knowledge on poverty.”
“You can ask me for anything, Addie.”
withthecandlesstilllit:
“That probably should be a good thing, but I’m not thinking that right now.”
“Bombs away!” she says, sticking the goods under her tongue. She offers Lily the other, less potent tab. “Obviously, you don’t have to do it.”
withthecandlesstilllit:
“I know what you’re thinking and stop.”
“I was talking about the literal taco, ya sicko.”
whatsthepoop:
“See, I’m not sure it was.”
“Loosen up. It was funny, and you know it.”
withthecandlesstilllit:
Addie tucks the cash into her back pocket. “We usually just grab the free stuff on craigslist from the yard sale leftovers. Once there was a Keurig in there.”
“That’s smart as fuck,” she says, returning her dinosaur to her bag. “If my parents cut me off before I start making money, I’m coming to you for tips.”
withthecandlesstilllit:
“Because I’m not sure that applies when acid is involved.”
“It totally applies. Plus I have a lot of experience with acid.”
withthecandlesstilllit:
“Yeah, sure.” She adds some sauce to the taco, taking a bite from it herself before holding it out again.
“Lily! You’re eating my taco.” She’s smirking so hard she almost can’t take a bite.
whatsthepoop:
“Was that necessary?”
“Absolutely it was.”
random things my professors have said starters (pt. 2)
More out of context quotes from my college professors. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes ! Part one here: x
“You are a beautiful field of flowers.”
“My daughter wrote, ‘I’m going to wear a choker every day of the year’.”
“I don’t think he has a soul.”
“Boobs.”
“Wait, I’m still talking!”
“You shouldn’t be laughing, __. It’s not cool.”
“*imitating crying*”
“My voice is usually more silky and smooth.”
“And fuck.”
“That gets me here *pats heart*.”
“My teachers hated me.”
“When you’re home in bed, I’m thinking of you…that sounds creepy.”
“Why are we here?”
“I’m like a TED Talk guy.”
“*sticks up middle finger*”
“Why don’t you hit a kegger this weekend?”
“I don’t know what I’m going to say half the time.”
“UGH! Go to bed.”
“You know the scientific method? Good. I’m gonna go over it anyway.”
“Like if you have a scarecrow fetish.”
“My handwriting is bad because I don’t have time for this.”
“Dogs have little minds.”
“It’s gangster.”
“I don’t want to know what Freud would say.”
“What are you doing?”
“*laughing* French.”
“It looks like he’s smoking a blunt, but he’s not.”
“How is the pizza in the vending machine?”
“*face palm*”
“I’m a Mets fan. There’ll be no talk of Yankees in this room.”
“My grandmother told me, ‘marriage is a business’.”
“I was a wild kid out on the streets.”
“Don’t say weird things at a kids’ soccer game.”
“Uhm, try harder.”
“I must be a demigod.”
“The journey doesn’t end as an adult.”
“You see what happens when you get too comfortable…you die.”
“F…U…C…”
“Either marry the right guy or I’ll kill you.”
“*haughtily* This is my playlist.”
“I can’t believe I’m gonna draw this out.”
“Have you seen Black Panther?”
“And then you’re like the guy from Moana, ‘you’re welcome’!”
“They’re on the moon, diggin’ for gold.”
“She lightly stabbed him.”
“We like to do things like that. ‘Cause they’re cool.”
“Nobody likes a smartass.”
“Don’t write down ‘brain=garbage disposal’.”
“It was only $2.”
“You want the chips, you see the chips. You can’t get to the chips.”
“Oh look, there’s a bear. Let’s go.”
“You could picture my dog flying around the city with a cape.”
“We’ll get back to Beyonce in a second.”
Were you sitting over there before?”
“Why are you so upset? Chill out.”
“That’s ageist.”
“Who brought me here? What’s happening?”
“That’s why people drink alcohol.”
“I’m not enforcing alcohol.”
“Hey, Snow Princess.”
“EAT YOUR PEAS!”
“EAT YOUR OATMEAL!”
“I don’t care if you’re not happy.”
“Do you know the song…Gucci Gang?”
“You’re never going to beat me at Scrabble, no matter how long you live.”
“There’s no way I’m gonna die.”
“My dog is 14.”
“Hey, let’s make sure there are no adults around so we can really get into these books.”
“I’m too short.”
“Deal with your own shit.”
“I said I was gonna do it so I’m gonna do it.”
“What do they want?”
“You have to tell me if I’m talking crazy.”
“CHALK.”