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When last night? Well I was drunk, you can't hold me to that. – April Rhodes rp blog from Fox's Glee FOLLOWS BACK ON WHATSTHEPOOP.  untagged trigger warnings include alcohol and drug use. mobile nav.

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we’ve moved.

come find me on my multi, orchestrahearts.

[withthecandlesstilllit]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

April, after some ridiculous number of years, is moving from here to my multi, orchestrahearts. This blog will remain because GODDAMN I refuse to move over 300 posts of headcanons over there.

[withthecandlesstilllit]

follow up: if you follow me over there I’ll follow suit. trying to track down who’s still here and who’s not is a little too hard for me. and a bit depressing.

[withthecandlesstilllit]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

April, after some ridiculous number of years, is moving from here to my multi, orchestrahearts. This blog will remain because GODDAMN I refuse to move over 300 posts of headcanons over there.

[vaememes]

☾    HOCUS   POCUS     (  1993  )    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘   look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick!  ‘

‘   you know, ive always wanted a child.  ‘

‘   come out, my dear. we will not harm thee. ‘

‘   my ungodly book speaks to you.. ‘

‘   we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine!   ‘

‘   come, we fly! ‘

‘   it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!   ‘

‘   damn,  damn! double damn!   ‘

‘   i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance!   ‘

‘   it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul!   ‘

‘   you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it!   ‘

‘   i’ll always take care of you.  ‘

‘   but he can’t die. remember?  ‘

‘   you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.  ‘

‘   nothing good can come from this book. you got it?! ‘

‘   there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!  ‘

‘   i shall always be with you.  ‘

‘   thanks for lighting that candle. ‘

‘   the witches are dead. ‘

‘   my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name]. ‘

‘   so take her to the movies like a normal person.   ‘

‘   next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan… ‘

‘   look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say.  ‘

‘   this is the girl of my dreams.  ‘

‘   i like your costume, [name].  ‘

‘   what do you call them, [name]? yabbos? ‘

‘   what took thee so long?   ‘

‘   i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.  ‘

‘   it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? ‘

‘   we evaporate! we cease to exist! ‘

‘   aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?  ‘

‘   we’ll be younger in the morning.  ‘

‘   why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?  ‘

‘   don’t get your knickers in a twist!  ‘

‘   sucking the lives out of little children!  ‘

‘   we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ‘

‘   spending a quiet evening at home.  ‘

‘   well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ’

‘   well, what does it say?  ‘

‘   it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends .  ‘

‘   i’ve waited centuries to say that.  ‘

‘   go to hell! ‘

‘   oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely.  ‘

‘   i am alive!  ‘

‘  damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ‘

‘   oh, you’re right, you’re always right.  ‘

‘   it’s my curse, that and you two!  ‘

‘   say what you want; just don’t breathe on me! ‘

‘   amock! amock! amock!  ‘

‘   i am beautiful! boys will love me! ‘

‘   [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them!   ‘

‘   couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?  ‘

‘   hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ‘

‘   this is….this is terribly uncomfortable. ‘

‘   i put a spell on you and now your mine  ‘

‘   a virgin lit the candle.  ‘

‘   i suggest we form a calming circle.  ‘

‘   i smell children!  ‘

‘   why was I cursed with such idiot sister?!  ‘

‘   twist the bones and bend the back.   ‘

‘   i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast!  ‘

‘   come little children, i’ll take thee away.   ‘

‘   life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i! ‘

‘   it is a prison for children. ‘

‘   what is this place?  ‘

‘   it reeks of children!  ‘

‘  okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house!  ‘

‘  they call me master. ‘

‘  shove it, satan!  ‘

‘  ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner. ‘

‘  wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you.  ‘

‘  hello, i want my book. ‘

‘  we desire children. ‘

‘  i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.  ‘

‘  i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any.  ‘

‘  'tis firm! 'tis firm as stone! ‘

‘  why! it’s a road!  ‘

‘  dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead! ‘

‘  pull over! let me see your driver’s permit!  ‘

‘  i need one of those instant ice packs.  ‘

‘  oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? ‘

‘  now you must suffer the consequences! ‘

‘  i’m going to summon the burning rain of death!  ‘

‘  look, he makes fire in his hand. ‘

‘  no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘

‘  i hate it when that happens.  ‘

‘  i hate halloween! ‘

‘  i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book. ‘

‘  look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?  ‘

‘  are you a virgin?  ‘

‘  let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. ‘

‘  sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair.  ‘

‘  i can’t believe you made me move here!  ‘

‘  the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us.  ‘

‘  how much candy have you had, honey? ‘

‘ all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ‘

[withthecandlesstilllit]

When for your muse’s Star Wars au’s race you just think… what’s the trashiest thing I can do with this?

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GRUMPY AFFECTIONATE STARTERS.

1. “Yeah, yeah. You’re cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.” 

2. “I love you, but please stop whatever it is that you’re doing.” 

3. “You’re so annoying. Oh my God– I love you so much.” 

4. “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”

5. “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”

6. “Give me a minute, I’m going to tickle the shit out of you.” 

7. “Hey, stop looking at me like that– I don’t like how cute you look.” 

8. “Please, stop smiling at me like that. I’m not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.” 

9. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.” 

10. “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.” 

11. “I crave your affection, but I crave your silence even more– shut up.” 

12. “Is this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because it’s quite cute, but I’m not in the mood to hold your hand.” 

13. “You’re talking too much, just shut up and hold me.” 

14. “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.” 

15. “Hi, I’ve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you haven’t noticed once and now I’m pissed.”

[quotemadness]

“I wish I wasn’t such a dreamer. I’ve ruined this life for myself.”

— N.M. Sanchez

[poems-and-word]

Poems & Words

[cybergata]

Ride like a Pirate

[hugejorts]

my advice is just wear glitter. just wear it. u look great, u feel great, people love it. just put on a bunch of glitter and go out there and get it

[outfit-of-the-day-girls]

[quotemadness]

“If someone makes you feel, let them.”

— Reyna Biddy

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[memetaped]

pushing daisies taken from the 2007 - 2009 tv show.

i’ll be in the kitchen rationalizing my panic attack.

we’re not at that stage in our friendship yet. please don’t cry in front of me.

i’m gonna dose the both of you with a scoop of shut the fudge up.

your eye is twitching.

we all have childhood issues. okay? believe me. i got the full subscription, okay? horror stories.

i think it’s brave to try to be happy. you’ve gotten so comfortable being unhappy.

listen to you, all judgey-judge.

i think it’s brave to try to be happy.

way to ruin a good apology.

the terrifying bee man.

a hug can turn your day around. it’s like an emotional heimlich.

could i just say that i know you can take care of yourself?    

that’s not as much fun to remember.

or cash. cash is good.

been hiding.

you’ve gotten so comfortable being unhappy.

you framed someone for murder, you ass!

everyone wants stuff. we wake up every day with list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them, doesn’t mean we need them to be happy.

why love something? because we can.

i’m ripping off the band-aid!

musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn’t mean you really want to set them on fire. it’s just the thought of it that makes you happy.

candy might be sweet, but it’s a traveling carnival blowing through town.

pie is home. pie always comes home.

being honest is fun!

we make choices and we live with the consequences. if someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. it’s the best anyone can do.

i’m having awkward silences with god!

but lying to yourself about love never works.

been looking.

clearly not the right choice of words.

nun on the run!

but, you know, messages are like nuts. who wants all the same kind? mixed is the best.  

i’ll be mad at you if you lie to me.

[poems-and-word]

Poems & Words

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Describe your muse on anon and my muse will say if they would date them or not.

[dumbrpmemes]

Bonus: Include the basic details: gender, age, height, likes, dislikes, hair/eye color, race, and anything else my character should know.

[quotemadness]

“It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer