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[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[chaudx]

[russia-instagram]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

[craved-deactivated20230908]

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.”

— Dylan Moran (via quotemadness)

[craved-deactivated20230908]

“Everyone is someone’s devil.”

— Matthew Dicks (via quotemadness)

[toastbutteregg]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thesnadger]

Things that I’ve seen on Bojack Horseman and literally nowhere else:

A story where a woman wants to get pregnant, can’t do it and decides to adopt without adoption being presented as lesser or a compromise.

An episode where a main character decides to get an abortion, actually goes through with it, does not regret it and has her choice validated by the narrative and never demonized.

A main character who is an outspoken feminist and whose feminism is never the butt of any jokes about her.

A main character who is revealed to be asexual, and who after realizing this has an actual arc about what this means for him rather than having it dropped and ignored.

A kid raised by gay, poly-amorous men who are consistently depicted as not just good but great parents.

Jessica Biel leading an angry mob of fire-worshipping cannibals.

[sunnyandpositive]

A couple restored a school bus on this ...

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

[kichengunnet]

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

[grayskyluna-art]

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

[dankmemeuniversity]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: "wellllllll you get out the fiddle and you get out the bow, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin' in the kitchen till the mornin' lightttt~ till the lousi-"

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

[killjoyfag]

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[brittany-murphy]

[bestviralposts]

LOVE 💙💙💙