present tense sky & stars

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[kiwimetry]

I think that Dave Malloy's next musical adaption should be of Homestuck

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[theterroramc]

“There’s nothing more natural than pulling weight, Dr. Goodsir. Watch Morfin here in front, and me with the corner of your eye. Match our strides. You’ll take to it. I know you will.”

[trainsinanime]

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[sorryiwasasleep]

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

[theterroramc]

The Terror guide to surviving office meetings

[Source: AMC Asia on Twitter]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[twelverriver]

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[geospiral]

Sunrise/Sunset

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[fangs-4-fags]

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[waitineedaname]

I so desperately wanna know what lee sookyung and persephone's relationship is like. they share a son, I have GOT to know how lsk feels about that. is there grief that her son allowed himself to be adopted by another set of parents, when he struggles to connect with her? is she relieved that he has someone at all? does she try to tell persephone stories about his childhood, only to find there's only a small pool of stories she can tell, the rest of them colored by suffering and her absence? did they mourn him together?