I'm not feeling well so I cuddled up in bed and rewatched some old Blatra. Here they were asked about what behaviour would "cool down even a 100 years worth of love". And yes, Hazuki really uses "like" all the time.
Asanao: kuchakuchakuchakuchakuchapechapechapecha
Hazuki: What's this, something dirty?
Hazuki+Akinori: Please stop onomatopoeia
Asanao: It's about eating.
Hazuki: Ah, chewing sounds!
Hazuki: Well I guess mine is easy to understand.
Asanao: Ehh? That's totally okay!
Hazuki: No wait a little... so, you're okay with it?
Hazuki: Well... if you wanna spend your time together farting... For me, it totally turns me off. It kinda ruins my dreams. Like, I have this dreamlike image about girls. Like them not doing this. I know that all of you watching this now are like "Hey, you know, girls are just humans, too!" but I really want them to preserve that dream. Farting is really like a wall to me. Like the last wall. It's okay if it's by accident, like while sleeping. Like when she's staying the night for the first time, going like *fart* all of a sudden while asleep, I'm like "mhh..", it's a little shock, but you can't help it [Asanao starts making fart noises at that point]. Yeah, like BAM. It's kind of shocking for me but then I'm like "Ah, can't be helped, we're all human" but I can deal with that. But letting it all out during your everyday life together or when like the toilet is not so far away like when you're at a hotel together and she goes in in the morning and goes all like BAMBAMBAMBABAAM... like not cancelling the noise, what are you supposed to do?
Akinori: I have never heard a girl fart like that. You got a trauma there or something?
[At this point they're all just cracking up.]
Asanao: Me neither, they usually don't do the loud ones.
Asanao: Yeah more like "Zzzuuu".
Asanao: Yeah, like [while sitting] lifting up your ass and going "sssuuuuu"
Hazuki: (hides his face in his hand and whimpers) That's disgusting...
Asanao: You're being disillusioned here, right?
Hazuki: (still whimpering) Yeahh...
Asanao: But if you keep them in it's not good for you body.
Hazuki: Well then go somewhere else to let them out!
Hazuki: Aim for the dream!
Asanao: You know my mom, while cooking, she's usually farting freely.
[All of them are still laughing continuously.]
Akinori: You were raised with farting.
Hazuki: Fart-family, right... My grandparents are doing that, too. But yeah, to sum it up, I don't like my girls farting. So for you [to AK] it's eating habits?
Akinori: Yeah, when we can't agree on what we want to eat.
Asanao: So you're breaking up right away?
Akinori: Not right away but I can't help but think that it won't last long. Like imagine I like spicy food and she doesn't. We can't go to a restaurant together then.
Hazuki: Then go to one that offers both.
Akinori: But then its mostly just average and boring.
Hazuki: Then go with a friend.
Akinori: But I wanna say stuff like "Hey that's really spicy!" together.
Hazuki: Yeah but if she doesn't like it it can't be helped.
Akinori: That's why I'm looking for someone who likes spicy food.
Hazuki: You won't find someone who likes the exact things as you!
Asanao: How about choosing someone like that before you actually start dating??
Akinori: Ah... yeah.. right
Hazuki: You're putting food over that person!
Akinori: Yeah well... both is important.
Hazuki: But if you had to choose?
Akinori: (thinks for a moment) Would dump her.
Hazuki: ... So if food and all that was perfect but she would fart a lot?
Akinori: (laughs) Nah rather not. Farting is worse than liking different food.
Hazuki: Yay, mine won. So Asanao, you don't like chewing sounds.
Asanao: Yeah, guess nobody like them.
Akinori+Hazuki: Right. But that bad?
Asanao: She could be the most beautiful girl or whatever, if she does this I get angry.
Hazuki: Remember it's about "a hundred years worth of love"!
Asanao: Yes. Would definitly cool down.
Hazuki: But you would already notice on your first date if you would have dinner together.
Asanao: Yeah I'd immediately cut it off with her.
Hazuki: How about telling her first? Maybe she doesn't notice?
Asanao: Uhm, yeah but you probably notice before you even really got to talk to each other, like when you're out with a group of people.
Akinori: People like that also seem like the type that farts a lot.
Asanao: Going like "kuchakucha *fart*"...
Hazuki: That is just horrible. But you don't mind farting so much right? You could go to some fancy french retaurant and fart together while eating.
Asanao: Okay, while eating it's a no go.
Hazuki: So when is it okay?
Asanao: Like when watching TV.
Hazuki: Oh god imagine watching comedy and she laughs and lets one go. That totally happens, right?... Okay, I think we can all agree on the #1 for a 100 years worth of love to cool down is farting.
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