We Are One

Hey, it's KJ! You can watch my channel, aylaKaneJ, on youtube. I post every Monday and Thursday. Later, cubs!

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6x Garrett Hedlund & Elizabeth Olsen ( suggested by @faceclaims-rpg )

[kj-nixon]

Move! And it goes over your nose, asshat.

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He's got the look, he's got the touch He's got the arms that make me crush And he's not one to make a scene but he deserves the spotlight He ain't from 'round this side of town But he fits into every crowd And he knows how to do my body and my heart right

I know a lady should always be modest But I'm just bein' honest

I don't wanna be a bragger But my man's a heart attacker Like McConaughey and Jagger Hotter than a Saturday night I can't help it that I flaunt him (all the time) I understand why you would want him (I don't mind) And you can keep up all the chatter 'bout my happy ever after 'Cause all that really matters is he's mine

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the-simon-faline‌:

You’re the worst auntie ever. Shaming your beloved nephews over a bit of pruney skin.

Whoa there, take it back. I’m a great auntie. I’m honest with them.

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c-levitt‌:

Wait, really? Oh my God, that would be amazing!

We can make a pact. Never having kids.

I’ll bully Simon into giving me Oliver’s number. Or maybe ask Bailey, I think they’re pretty close too.

Done. Spit pact.

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c-levitt‌:

No, no, you’ve got plenty going on. Your youtube channel’s only getting more popular. not just anyone can do that, you know.

I just feel like…..where is my life going, you know? I’ve been in my temporary job almost a year now and it feels like my dreams are only getting further away. I don’t know. Broadway’s closed anyways.

I hope those kids would be more your size than Hunter’s size. At least when they come out.

One perk to being trapped indoors, people resort to consuming content. My management expects a spike in views.

I get that. I’m sorry, babe. Hey, wait. One of my brother’s friends is an actor. I don’t know if he’s on Broadway, but he might have connections. I can make an introduction.

Oh. My. God. Nope. Never having kids.

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c-levitt‌:

Ok, but probably not.

I feel like I should have my life more together before I get married. Or at least have something going for me.

That sounds like a personal attack, but I’ll elect to ignore it.

Manny is definitely not the worst guy out there, so I am all for you just enjoying it for as long as you want. No one says you gotta marry him. But if Hunter and I had been locked in an apartment together for two weeks straight while we were still in our honeymoon phase, I probably would have kids right now. Just saying.

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c-levitt‌:

I’m debating if getting quarantined together would be a good or bad thing.

Maybe we’d end up eloping too.

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c-levitt‌:

Yeah, that’s valid.

I’m so bored, KJ. Work used to take up all my time, and now I don’t even have that.

Just bone Manny some more. I’m sure he’ll make himself available.

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the-simon-faline‌:

I’m absolutely going to tell Chuck this when he is older, that his auntie KJ thought he was pruney and gross.

I’ll tell him to his face. I don’t give a fuck.

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the-simon-faline‌:

KJ! He’s an infant! He can’t even defend himself from your roasts! This is so rude.

Charlie was cute from the get go and you need to admit it. It took him exactly 60 seconds.

I stand by it. All infants are gross until they grow into their skin.

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the-simon-faline‌:

OH. MY. GOD.

KJ.

They’re just so ugly in the beginning! That’s the objective truth! Chuck’s cute now, but it took him a minute.

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the-simon-faline‌:

Listen. when the nurse held him up I wanted to ask if we were sure this was the right baby. No many? Unacceptable. He’s justlucky he’s so cute.

He’s... pruny.

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c-levitt‌:

Honestly….I feel like I’m kind of in a rut. I go to work, I come home, sometimes I see Manny. Sometimes I’m too tired.

We should go out or something. Celebrate your new marriage.

Hunter will yell at me if I go anywhere public. He’s very serious about this social distancing thing, I’m only allowed to check in on Simon and Bailey because of the baby. But, you and Manny can come to our place for a dinner date if you two swear you’re not sick.

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the-simon-faline‌:

I love you boo. And I love your perfect husband as well.  And god—did you see he has NO hair. He’s gonna be bald for a long time like Charlie and bailey’s going to freak.

Charlie came out with a mane. Are we sure this one’s yours?

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the-simon-faline‌:

That’s what they tell me. But man, this is…a lot.

I’m sorry, bro. We’re here. Ain’t going anywhere. Whatever you and Bails needs.