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[Insert Inspirational Quote] Kirstyn Jameson | 30 | Bartender Photographer

[karmygifs]

[ariana-hoffman]

kjameson:

Ariana looked over her shoulder Kirstyn as the woman helped her clean. “Well I appreciate that. Things like this are just careless on the part of the customer,” She couldn’t help but roll her eyes. Ariana had her hand in the pop mess when the other woman blurted out swear words and then tried to cover up for it. The German rang the liquid into the bucket and couldn’t help but laugh. “It’s alright,” She told her. “It’s fucking ridiculous is what it is,” Ariana winked.

[kjameson]

Kirstyn smiled, “Happy to help, cutie. People just don’t particularly care.” She sighed, “Working in food service is an adventure.” She winked. She snickered and smiled, “I like you already, cutie.” She grinned, “I can’t keep my swearing in check. Cause fuck it really.” She tossed the sopping napkins in a nearby trash can and grabbed a few more before smiling at the brunette.

[fabulous-kiki-deactivated201709]

kjameson:

“Oh, I did it a few times just to let them feel what it’s like. Let me tell you, they get annoyed. And apparently feel like they’re losing their masculinity for not making the first move,“ Kiki said. “And thanks,” she smiled, “But exactly. If you treat us like a lady, chances are we’ll sleep with you. It’s not rocket science.”

[kjameson]

Kirstyn smirked, “Well, damn girl I knew I liked you.” She nodded, “God help them. Their masculinity can be so fragile.” She smiled and gestured to the girl, “What’re you drinking hon?” She nodded, “It’s really not that hard to impress us. They just don’t have enough brains to figure it out most of the time.” 

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[kjameson]

Text | Kirstyn

Luna: I know right???

Luna: They said it was because it's not a "normal" flavour or some shit. I think it's discrimination too. Should call the ice cream police over it honestly.

Kirstyn: What the- Strawberry is like one of THE iconic ice cream flavors.

Kirstyn: If it's in neapolitan then it's a classic. So there.

Kirstyn: Also where is there applications to become an ice cream cop cause sign me up

[kjameson]

Text | Kirstyn

Kirstyn: Dude. Strawberry is the shit.

Luna: See... I LOVE Strawberry. But the owner told me it's more money than vanilla or chocolate.

Luna: I had a real moment there.

Kirstyn: What?! That's ice-cream discrimination.

Kirstyn: Just because it's more delicious doesn't mean it should cost more.

[kjameson]

Text | Open

Luna: Serious question okay?

Luna: Chocolate or vanilla? Or if you're being spicy... strawberry?

Kirstyn: Dude. Strawberry is the shit.

[fabulous-kiki-deactivated201709]

kjameson:

“God, tell me about it,“ she said. “I don’t get why they think that’s hot. Because I do want to grab them by the balls, but only to rip them off. Not the reason they want me to grab them.“

[kjameson]

Kirstyn laughed and rested her elbows on the wood of the bar, “I swear, if girls catcalled men the way they do women all hell would break loose.” She grabbed a rag and wiped at a mystery sticky spot, “I mean I’ll give him props - he’s got good taste but let’s try and be classy no?” 

[austenamelia1]

kjameson:

Austen let out a soft chuckle as her eyes fell on the girl. “You’re not supposed to be getting a read on me, you know. Ruins that whole mysterious thing I’m going for.” She joked with the hint of slur, but tonight, the mechanic was going through the motions. She brought the bottle to her lips, sure the other would take it from her. Instead, though, she passed it to the bartender of her own volition. She didn’t blame Kirstyn for cutting her off - but only because she happened to be a little partial to the very pretty bartender. Wry grin crossed her features as she looked over at her and ghave a slight shrug of her shoulders. “Mayyybe I was coming to see a certain bartender. It’s not my fault you’re good at your job.” Okay, maybe she hadn’t set out to see the other girl. But it had been a welcome surprise - even in her current mood. 

[kjameson]

Kirstyn snorted, “Dark and mysterious is so intriguing though.” she med with a wink. She watched as Austen raised the bottle then handed it to her. She smirked and took the bottle, eying the liquid to see what kind she was drinking. That typically was a tell of what the person was hoping to gain from it - drinking for the flavor or just hoping to get wasted quick. She snickered, “Mhum. Flattery will get you nowhere cutie.” she turned her body and leaned on her shoulder, crossing her legs at the ankle, “C’mon now. Spill. Give into the old cliché of telling the barkeep your troubles. All I’m missing is a rag to wipe down nothing at all.” she snickered with a wink as she eyed the pretty brunette. 

[picthionary]

[kjameson]

×♀♡♦⦂

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using?

Answered! 

♀ how long does your muse usually need for a shower/bath?

That’s Kirstyn’s only chance to like chill with her thoughts so she takes her time unless she overslept (which is common).

♡ are their fingernails dirty or clean? cut/long?

She keeps them kinda mid-length and always clean.

♦ any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

Answered!

⦂ what clothes do they sleep in?

Underwear and a big t-shirt 

[kjameson]

♦ ⌘×♤

♦ any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

-Three stars (Right foot) 

-“Alis volat propriis” (she flies with her own wings) with two wings around it (Upper back)

-“Know thyself, be thyself, love thyself.” (Left ankle)

-Anchor (Both ankles)

-”I got you”/”We got each other” (Wrists)

-Three birds (Finger)

Mostly sh just got them along the way of things that reminded her of moments in her life that she didn’t want to forget. 

⌘ do they rather shower or take a bath?

Shower but damn when she can get a bath she’s all in.

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using?

She usually smells like lavender and vanilla cause of her soap/shampoo combo but she usually smells of just a whiff of liquor too. 

♤ does your muse have any scars? where? what do they look like? how did they get them?

She’s got a scar above her eyebrow from where she took a bit of tumble while drunk - but it’s teeny. 

[ericbrandonrp]

Useless Details Ask Meme II

Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse! Part I: (X)

Getting closer:

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using? � do they shower often? every day or just every couple of days? ♻ how about brushing teeth? three times a day, or just in the morning? ⌘ do they rather shower or take a bath? ♀ how long does your muse usually need for a shower/bath? ⚣ how long does your muse need to shave? (this is also for the ladies!) ♂ does your muse put on make-up? how long do they need for it every day?  ⚢ what kind of make-up does your muse use? favourite colours? how much do they use?

Exploring their body:

♤ does your muse have any scars? where? what do they look like? how did they get them? ♧ any freckles/moles/birth marks? where? ♡ are their fingernails dirty or clean? cut/long? ♢ how much do they weigh? ♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other? ♣ are their veins particularly visible when they’re angry/upset/sad? ♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body? ♦ any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

Open your closet:

⦂ what clothes do they sleep in? ♚ do they have a favourite piece of clothing? ❅ what do they usually wear when they’re not working? ☏ what do they wear when they’re at work? ₤ how many shoes do they have? what kind? Σ how many purses do they have? ⌚ how long do they need to decide what to wear in the morning? ⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need? $ how much money do they spend on clothes every month?

[fabulous-kiki-deactivated201709]

Kiki was being her usual self when a guy thought it was appropriate of him to call her names. “No. You listen to me. Just because you think you can compensate your small penis by big words, doesn’t mean it’s okay. Because it. is. not. I am not some stupid object for your enjoyment. Now go back home and cry because in the end of the day you’ll be alone, because no girl would ever want a jackass like you. Thank you. Bye bye.“

[kjameson]

Kirstyn was wiping down the bar when she heard a bit of commotion. She listened to the nasty words of the man and came up with a sweet smile, “C’mon, honey. You’re done.” she went from behind the bar and grabbed the guy by the collar of the shirt and shoved him towards the door. Sure, she was smaller but it didn’t matter. She pointed to the manager’s plaque, “There’s my manager’s phone number. Go ahead and call. Tell him why I kicked your sorry ass out.” she turned on her heel and returned to the girl, “Men, I swear.” she huffed with a smirk. 

[mae-martin]

[xvxmori]

[artistsproblems]

Wow I’m literally all of those

[its-ray-duffy-deactivated201705]

kjameson:

“Well… she ordered a drink, I asked if she wanted a smiley face drawn with caramel on it, she said she’d rather have a heart. And I smiled and told her she had pretty eyes. And then when she paid she gave me her card and did this eye thing,“ he said. “No, I didn’t, it was always really confusing to me. So… I’m part female?“

[kjameson]

Kirstyn crossed her arms curiously, “Okay, good one - I’ll give ya that man. Ladies love the eyes.” she snickered, “What eye thing?” She shrugged, “Science makes little to no sense but I passed. I mean you got an x chromosome, but like not really?”