I'm perfectly dysfunctional

Dea | 19 | Starbucks slave | Guitarist I was born here in Thornville, and after a rocky escape, I'm back. Even got my old job and house back. M!A: None

[treeceratops-deactivated2019031]

-takes it and puts it on-

O-Oh nonono it’s fine. You just reminded me of…something, not important at all. Call me whatever you want.

-plays with his fingers-

So, I imagine I should give you my phone number? So we can keep in touch c8

[kkdealerlives]

...Dude, if it was somethin’ bad, then I won’t. I don’t wanna upset you or anything. We just met, and it was a rocky first meetin’, but I’d like this to be a, ya know. Smooth friendship.

-rubs his neck a little and nods, trying not to feel so awkward-

But uh, yeah. Phone numbers. Uh. Gimme yours an’ I’ll text ya so ya have my number.

[dropkickohara]

[TXT] So Luka is Jacob Nash is Edward and Jack is that one kid that makes me Alice right?

[TXT] Also thanks for the heads up cos he did just dare me to take my clothes off. Also I will not sleep with Nashville. I know too many childhood stories about him

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Yup. Congrats, Alice. Shall we have a baseball game in the middle of bum-fuck diddly nowhere so we can get jumped by angry vampires out for my head?

[TXT] Wow. That’s okay. I’m comforting Gavyn bc he had a blow up with Mordy. Again. AND Luka just asked me out and i turned him down bc im still sorting things out.

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Like. A real date?

-texts discreetly and ignores the sweaty palms because he can tell this is going to get awkward and messy-

[lukabaskov-blog]

[TXT] yeeeeeee like a real date. [TXT] i mean not unless u dont wanna its cool

[kkdealerlives]

-WHELP I feel like I’ve been hit by a wet towel, that’s how much I’m sweating-

[TXT] I need to think about that...i still have some things i need to sort out emotionally before i can give a good answer for that. i’m sorry. i just...i need to figure some things out. i;m sorry.

[kkdealerlives]

-sighs, resting his chin on his arms-

#mordecai is just so#so#so IGNORANT

Man…I doubt this is the kinda thing you’re expectin’, but.

I’m proud of you, Gav. The two of you have been at each other’s throats since day one, an’ I’m not gonna say that you’re not completely innocent, but. I’m glad ya let loose on him.

-holds up a hand-

But. Ya gotta calm down too, ya know.

An’ trust me. If Sketch was cool with me after my whole…weird possessed dark and gloomy me from four years ago, I doubt she’ll be pissed with ya or think any less of ya. 

#Seriously though. What the hell was the fight about this time?

[imnotgavin-blog]

-looks at him- I know I’m not totally innocent, but I just lost it.

-pulls a pillow over his face- It’s just soooooo hard to calm down! I feel like I’m just this boiling pot of frustration all the time. I’m gonna have a heart attack and die one of these days.

-sighs- I just feel like an ass…but I CAN’T take it anymore.

[kkdealerlives]

#he just was rude#and then he insulted maple#no one can insult her#shes like my best friend

I know, dude. 

Alright...I’m gonna have a sit down with each of you alone, and then both of you together. I’m done with you both fuckin’ with each other and hurtin’ each other. And my house. 

-runs a hand through his hair, then smiles a little-

But, off the record, I’m so fuckin’ proud ya told him off for insulting Maple. So damn proud. 

[dropkickohara]

[TXT] I’m still not over a lot of people 

[TXT] Does Nash have a nice dick? Is that what you’re telling me?

[TXT] And aren’t we all fuckin gay as shit?

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Yup. I am not, however, saying to sleep with him because apparently he doesn’t do the whole talking after drunk, mindblowing

-erases the last word-

[TXT] Yup. I am not, however, saying to sleep with him, because I’d like a chance to sort out the awkward feelings things first. 

[TXT] Actually. I take that back. Sleep with him so I can affirm that he is a manslut and can stop these stupid butterflies from having a dance party in my gut for him and I can instead focus on the OTHER butterfly dance party caused by luka and the fact that i need jack to reject me 100% so i can get my stupid pointless crush on him out of the picture.

[TXT] I am literally the gay bella swan at this point.

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Alright. Sorry about this. I promise to make it up to you. Can you do a sweep on your way up and see if anything got damaged? [TXT] I’ll buy you a whole damn cow to make up for this. Or a pig. Pigs are cheaper than cows, right?

[lukabaskov-blog]

[TXT] sure thing man [TXT] hbu just owe me a date

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Like. A real date?

-texts discreetly and ignores the sweaty palms because he can tell this is going to get awkward and messy-

[kkdealerlives]

-walks into the room, closing the door behind him-

Hey…

-moves to sit on the floor by the bed, resting his arms on the mattress and watching Gavyn with a worried look on his face-

You okay? What was all that yellin’? It didn’t sound like the usual screaming matches. 

-keeps his tone gentle, letting Gavyn know that he isn’t angry. Just worried.-

[imnotgavin-blog]

-groans again- I snapped. I just…I let him hear it. -frowns- I probably made myself look like a total douche bag in front of Nina too.

[kkdealerlives]

-sighs, resting his chin on his arms-

#mordecai is just so#so#so IGNORANT

Man...I doubt this is the kinda thing you’re expectin’, but.

I’m proud of you, Gav. The two of you have been at each other’s throats since day one, an’ I’m not gonna say that you’re not completely innocent, but. I’m glad ya let loose on him.

-holds up a hand-

But. Ya gotta calm down too, ya know.

An’ trust me. If Sketch was cool with me after my whole...weird possessed dark and gloomy me from four years ago, I doubt she’ll be pissed with ya or think any less of ya. 

[lukabaskov-blog]

@kkdealerlives

-stands downstairs waiting-

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Hey, dude. Sorry. Somethin’ came up and I think the walk’s gonna have to wait. But I think I could use your help…meet me in Gavyn’s room. Sounds like the dam finally burst and I need to do some damage control.

[TXT] We’ll go on a walk as soon as we’re done checkin on Gavyn, okay?

[lukabaskov-blog]

[TXT] ill b in my room waitin [TXT] just com in wen ur redy

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Alright. Sorry about this. I promise to make it up to you. Can you do a sweep on your way up and see if anything got damaged? [TXT] I'll buy you a whole damn cow to make up for this. Or a pig. Pigs are cheaper than cows, right?

[kkdealerlives]

-drags himself down the hall, texting Luka to let him know that the walk would have to wait until another time-

-knocks on Gavyn’s door-

Hey, Gav? Can I come in? 

-rubs his neck awkwardly, pocketing his phone and waiting for Gavyn to give him the okay to come in.-

[imnotgavin-blog]

-groans while laying on the bed, Maple laying above his head- ….-sighs-…Yeah…the door ‘s open.

[kkdealerlives]

-walks into the room, closing the door behind him-

Hey...

-moves to sit on the floor by the bed, resting his arms on the mattress and watching Gavyn with a worried look on his face-

You okay? What was all that yellin’? It didn’t sound like the usual screaming matches. 

-keeps his tone gentle, letting Gavyn know that he isn’t angry. Just worried.-

[lukabaskov-blog]

@kkdealerlives

-stands downstairs waiting-

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Hey, dude. Sorry. Somethin’ came up and I think the walk’s gonna have to wait. But I think I could use your help...meet me in Gavyn’s room. Sounds like the dam finally burst and I need to do some damage control.

[TXT] We’ll go on a walk as soon as we’re done checkin on Gavyn, okay?

[dropkickohara]

[TXT] Let’s just say I have a shit track record when it comes to dating but yeah she’s super cute man

[TXT] bro I see no problem with that. It’s better than being with someone who has tiny dick cos let me tell you it fuckin matters

[kkdealerlives]

[TXT] Yeah, you and me both. I’m still sore about Greed ditching me just before Christmas and that was, like, four years ago.

[TXT] Well. After the uh thing with Nash I can definitely see how it’d matter. Not that I remember much but, uh. yeah. 

[TXT] So uh. i’ve come to the conclusion that i might seriously have a thing? for uh. both of them anyway. so the threesome thing as long as im not getting two up the ass at the same time doesnt sound too bad honestly. I am so fucking gay I hate myself.

[kkdealerlives]

-drags himself down the hall, texting Luka to let him know that the walk would have to wait until another time-

-knocks on Gavyn’s door-

Hey, Gav? Can I come in? 

-rubs his neck awkwardly, pocketing his phone and waiting for Gavyn to give him the okay to come in.-

[kkdealerlives]

whats your best memory with luka and best memory with nash?

Best memory with Luka would probs be when we both first showed back up in town a loooooooong while back. Back when we were in the roach motel. I had bad nightmares - still do sometimes - and I remember this one time I had a really bad one. 

He ended up holding me all night while I cried like a dumb baby over an equally dumb nightmare. It was really comforting, and I slept better after that. I guess that’s why I sleep better when I’m being held now.

And...let’s see for Nash...Alright, I got one. I had a really shitty day at work and I ended up bailing early, faking a stomach bug. My piece of shit car was dead, and I had to call Nash since no one else was answering. He came over, brought me a cup of coffee from a non-Starbucks joint, and we ended up just hanging out in his clunker of a truck.

I think we sang pretty much every song that came on the radio. When we got home though, it was a fucking mad house, and I could hear those two (Gavyn and Mordy) fightin’ already. Nash ended up suggestin’ we camp in his truck and we ended up sleepin’ in there with my phone playin’ music real low.

...It was nice.

[kkdealerlives]

I don’t really wanna know what you’ve done in the bathrooms of sketchy fast food joints honestly. And. Uh. Well. Feelings are. Weird. And, uh. I dunno. Maybe. Probably. 

-grins a little at him and hands him back his shirt-

Off topic, but your shirt’s now completely dry, chickadee. 

[treeceratops-deactivated2019031]

Don’t worry 8) even if you knew, it’s kid friendly anyway. I guess.

-smiles-

yES!! THANK YOU SWEETHEART YOU- Chickadee.

You just. Called me chickadee?

[kkdealerlives]

UH. Yeah, sorry, old habit. 

#-grabby hands at shirt-

-hands over the shirt, grinning awkwardly-

I’ll call ya Tree from now on though, promise. No prob.

[kkdealerlives]

i think your roommates are gonna kill each other

Is it Gavyn and Mordy, because this is nothing new, like, at all.

...

My TV isn’t in danger, is it?

[kkdealerlives]

Why would you want to date either of them. They're Giants and freaks

Does anyone want to date you? Because you’re just kind of an ass. I wanna go into extreme detail about why you’re a shallow fucknugget, but I feel like that’d just be a waste of time and effort, so, uh.

Yeah. Don’t talk shit about my friends, pal, or we’re gonna have some problems, and you’ll be in for a bad time. 

[kkdealerlives]

if you had to chose between luka and nash who would you chose? that means the other one wont talk to you anymore.

Hitting me with the hard questions right away, anonymous. that’s not cool, and i oughta be chargin’ you for this.

But, uh.

Damn, i don’t think I could pick between them. I think I’d probably do the borin’ thing and continuously put off answering that question. And then when I HAD to answer, I would probably just leave the country. 

Yup. That’s what I would do.