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[thespoonmissioner]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ruinedchildhood]

[kestrel-tree]

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

[misanthropyforlunch]

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/rogerkilimanjaro

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[wiselwisel]

[just-shower-thoughts]

All historically accurate movies are part of the same cinematic universe.

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[bob-belcher]

[praytothegay]

the most unrealistic thing about tv shows is how literally out of all the characters on the show no two characters have the same name??? like take any group of 20 white people i guarentee you like five of them are john

[alexander]

[sixpenceee]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[porterr-robinson]

[monkeysaysficus]

Not to be That Guy™️, but UNMUTE THIS

[wav3ydaz3]

im in a used massage chair i found in the street drinking wine out of a daffy duck mug and this is matching my energy perfectly

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

[juicewrld]