lesbianism is ALWAYS the answer.

he/him | used to be my personal kandi archive but I now primarily use it for fanfiction | film blog: allaymyhomosorrow

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This blog was previously used to document the kandi i've made- all the kandi posts will stay as it is, but i will be using this blog almost exclusively for fanfiction now. my previous tagging system is no longer in effect. If any irls are reading this: do not talk to me about this blog or what i write because i will get very scared and probably not write anything ever again

if you have any pairing suggestions, please tell me in the ask box!

pairings I have written so far (will update as i continue)

Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge (Riverdale): 896 words

Betty Cooper/Tabitha Tate (Riverdale): 1,517 words

Gertie La Rue/Stella Van Johnson (Dirty Gertie from Harlem U.S.A.): 1,391 words

Betsy Booth/Daphne Fowler (Andy Hardy Meets Debutante): 1,048 words

Deloris Van Cartier (aka Sister Mary Clarence)/Sister Mary Robert (Sister Act): 1,298 words

Peggy Gallgher/Sheila Jackson (Shameless): 1,564 words

Sherri Ann Cabot/Christy Cummings (Best in Show): 1,181 words

Cheryl Blossom/Veronica Lodge (Riverdale): 1,901 words

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well im glad SOME of you have vision at least

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i gotta say i did not think my sister act smut would be the first of my fics to get 100 hits. but okay thanks i guess !

[vibrantstarfire]

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

[guiltfactory-moved]

if you don't love lesbians you should kill yourself

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these numbers are outdated now because this screenshot is from a few months ago, and this is just including shows i happen to like, but the point still remains. the difference is really stark when you look at it side by side like this

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good afternoon cheronica nation

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if my gayman manager just saw the f/f smut im working on i might kill myself. my handwritings pretty shit though so i dont think he saw anything legible at a glance. but. eek!

[homosexuanal]

um anyway so lesbian sex

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the way Was by roundabeth on ao3 is better than scary movie 6 is crazy...

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[bonivers]

well no that’s not what i made this post for.. do the men have to be brought into everything

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and what if i started rpfing marilyn monroe and jane russell. hm.

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i want to write obscure and frankly mediocre femslash but idk who to write about… if anyone is reading this. any ideas?

[harpersterns]

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okay no but seriously how was i the first person to post best in show yuri on ao3. like come on. nobody cares about their butchfemme serve? :( okay...

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Best in Show (Movie 2000) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherri Ann Cabot/Christy Cummings Summary:

Christy tries to stay composed as Sherri does her makeup.

[decompose1]

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive