carnifex

live and let live 🏴

[myth-keep]

If you can’t beat ‘em, annoy ‘em!

- Eris, goddess of strife and discord

[klannapanna]

[just-shower-thoughts]

life is a try not to kill yourself challenge

[namelessghouletta-deactivated20]

Fuck you. I’m fucking dead right now T_T

Kind of stole this from @raindrops-that-longs-to-burn

[badsciencejokes]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

courtroom

judge: does the defendant have any special requests me: Death penalty judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

[ferfilelek]

[balenciagaboner]

remember

[daamian-deactivated20160527]

this gave me anxiety…god

[baetoul-deactivated20170708]

Subhanallah

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

MOOD

[ironicallyscreaming]

I saw someone tag this as “now I feel unimportant” And buddy You see how far you gotta zoom out for the universe and how big it is? Now see how far you gotta zoom into the eye and how big it is? Yeah. You literally got an entire universe working away inside your eye. Don’t you feel unimportant

[millava]

[weloveshortvideos]

How to leave an awkward situation

[acidholic]

allow yourself to be completely free and open-minded.

[pixelatednarcissist]

hello yes i would like to cancel my subscription to Human Interaction™

[topherchris]

[klannapanna]

So accurate xD

[africant]

[acidholic]

allow yourself to be free and completely open-minded"

[tripitty]

[tripcontrol]

[muttergestirn-deactivated202305]

Ich nehme meine Maske ab, du tanzt. Dann schockiert, weil du keinen Unterschied erkennen kannst. Ich wurde zu meiner Maske, oder umgekehrt? Shit, ich glaube meine Persönlichkeit hat sich gerade vermehrt.

[onision]

Meat Eaters

Force breed livestock that harm the environment more than gas cars & complain of climate change. Give livestock most your fresh water & complain of water shortage. Say meat is good for you and die on average 10 years sooner than non-meat eaters.

The word “stupid” does not do justice to how truly brain dead you people really are.

[onision]

If you hate clowns don’t watch this.