ooc; i made a new acct over at @cihcreha . it's mostly modern stuff and low-activity (i got a new job recently that's kicking my ass) but that's where i'll be if anyone wants to follow me there
Three Goblin Art
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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izzy's playlists!

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@klcpto
ooc; i made a new acct over at @cihcreha . it's mostly modern stuff and low-activity (i got a new job recently that's kicking my ass) but that's where i'll be if anyone wants to follow me there
self control? never heard of it.
““single”“ parent AU is a-go, akdjhwua. his father is gainfully, and for all official purposes, employed in the field of “security”. yes….. head of “”security”” for a very wealthy businessman…… how respectable!!!!! the fact that this businessman’s business of choice is primarily crime IS NO MATTER!!!!! kjhaduw. basically, his dad is the mafia boss’s main man in charge of keeping him and his people safe, at any cost l: when his DUMBASS son knocked up a girl at a mere 21 years old ( not that he can talk, he was a young father, too ), the reality of a parenthood and becoming a provider hit the young man hard, who had merely been making money doing illegal street racing gigs & a tiny little part time job on the side while going to college. this was, he convinced his son, no way to responsibly support a child…. and so, using his history as a street racer, his father managed to land him a very profitable position as, more or less, the getaway driver for operations. or to sometimes be a nice distraction to take the cops or whoever else on a joy ride, to get them away from the scene of a crime, or whatever. it makes money!! loooots of money. and ngl, it’s very exciting and adrenaline pumping and thus really fun??? but, morally, it sucks…… he hates being involved with these people, and the shady things they do, but… fatherhood requires sacrifices :// only the best for his babies!!!! THE BABY is named Lynela ( he calls her Ela for short ) and she was born May 21st, 2017! at the moment, she would be about a year and a half! sHE’S CUTE. AND FULL OF PERSONALITY… and her mom’s curly hair!! he luvs that little kid and he’s a very hands-on parent and is really affectionate and spoils her extravagantly, but maybe… a tad bit protective. jUST A LIL kadhwua. despite his choice of profession which he really feels guilty about and wants to gtfo of, he’s still the usual nice person we all know and love tolerate, at best……… but boi will HE scare tf out of the first unfortunate soul who bullies her or makes her sad kahdwua!!!! crime dad and crime grandpa are gonna show up like ‘ >:((( you broke her heart? we’re gonna break your FACE’ ……… but they won’t. but a lesson will be LEARNED that day. kajdhwu the mother is Rikku, @klcpto! it was a totally unexpected not-sober one-time fling that neither of them remember, let alone can explain, akjdhwuia…. because their feelings for each other are totally platonic. they are not dating, and don’t want to be, they’re like ‘ew gross’ at the idea, akdhwau but nevertheless, IT HAPPENED ONCE, and they are dealing with the consequences!! but they are very supportive and cooperative co-parents together! the relationship between them is not romantic, rather, that of two best friends who happened to have a baby together, akdhwua, but he loves her; it’s just in a… non-romantic way. she’s like the most important person in his life, aside from his daughter/son!! they’re like platonic, best friend soul mates c: so their family life is non-traditional, but otherwise very healthy….
i finished !!!
a wip of Rikku ! she taught me it’s ok to be optimistic when things r looking grim
Rikku ✨
#rikku #ffx #finalfantasyx #fanart #gameart #portrait #character #illustration #illustrationart #illustrator #drawing #painting #paint #draw #comic #manga https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkDM6xhVi_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w6kwo4ixl2kt
ooc; i’m watching sailor moon for the first time and drinking alcohol and just having a good night!! i’m off tomorrow so i’ll try to do stuff then, but rn is just a day to watch sailor moon.
praeliiatrix:
@klcpto [ liked ] for a drink! … a thousand yeas ago IM GOMEN
“It’s a Yellow Bird,” Tifa informed her proudly, grinning far too wide as she set down the napkin and the drink atop it. “Orange and pineapple and banana, with a shot of light and dark rum for funsies. Oh, and a splash of Galliano for that hint of vanilla and anise. Kind of like a licorice. Inspired by your distracting cuteness.”
it was fitting ---- yellow was one of her favorite colors, and all the citrus sounded good. she was a little amazed by it, and her. she took a sip, smiling up at tifa. ❝ i’m distracting, huh ? ❞ she was trying to flirt back, but she can’t disguise the light blush on her cheeks at the compliment.
@leviathkand | continued from here.
she’s about to ask how he doesn’t know who emily dickinson is, but stops in favor of seeing whether or not he’s gonna go there, if he’s really gonna say that she’d know because of her relationship with paine. he just barely recovers, and she can’t help but laugh at him. ❝ i am smart, thank you for noticing. you sure that’s the only thing you were gonna say ? ❞
she grins, just teasing him now.
@corditeheart | continued from here.
❝ you don’t know what i want, ❞
she’s defiant, annoyed that xu was making this decision for her. she was aware of xu’s hands on her waist, and misses them when they’re gone. her fingers twitch, wanting to reach for her and bring her closer again, but worried she’ll just reject her again if she does.
* JOHN MULANEY ; THE COMEBACK KID.
❛ we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room. ❜ ❛ block letters and cursive look good together! ❜ ❛ yeah, but the past is the past. ❜ ❛ i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❜ ❛ i don’t give off that vibe. ❜ ❛ you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you. ❜ ❛ i’m so open and vulnerable. ❜ ❛ i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult. ❜ ❛ marriage is gonna be very magical. ❜ ❛ ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife. ❜ ❛ how could another person kill someone? ❜ ❛ i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it. ❜ ❛ it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. ❜ ❛ anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. ❜ ❛ that’s not even a situation. ❜ ❛ hey, you seen any loose milk? ❜ ❛ i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me. ❜ ❛ … and a hush falls over the room. ❜ ❛ isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing? ❜ ❛ it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends. ❜ ❛ aw, she’s ugly! ❜ ❛ wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video? ❜ ❛ ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents? ❜ ❛ what? huh? what? when? when? ❜ ❛ let’s see, what problems can we solve? ❜ ❛ that’s not how you talk. ❜ ❛ let’s change it to trick ___. ❜ ❛ it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma. ❜ ❛ oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker. ❜ ❛ ___ is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day. ❜ ❛ you are no longer the alpha of the house. ❜ ❛ look upon your sovereign, ___, and tremble! ❜ ❛ it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❜ ❛ i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes. ❜ ❛ it was like hanging out with my mom. ❜ ❛ they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy. ❜ ❛ so, there’s no toilets. ❜ ❛ well yeah, that’s how all of life works. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery. ❜ ❛ sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all. ❜ ❛ you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy. ❜ ❛ fell deadly silent, is what they all did. ❜ ❛ no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo. ❜ ❛ i had no supervision when i was a kid. ❜ ❛ i grew up before children were special. ❜ ❛ i’m so horny and angry all the time. ❜ ❛ and i have no outlet for it, so… eggs. ❜ ❛ i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian. ❜ ❛ you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ i’m telling you three weeks in advance. ❜ ❛ that’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❜ ❛ and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving. ❜ ❛ in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. ❜ ❛ what do you do to afford v-necks, ___? ❜ ❛ ah, numbers. the letters of math. ❜ ❛ no one look at me or i’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❜ ❛ who could she have been talking to? ❜ ❛ i need you to believe me. ❜ ❛ one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet! ❜ ❛ i think about that every goddamn day. ❜ ❛ that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know? ❜ ❛ eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. ❜ ❛ a very upsetting thing to hear, yes? ❜ ❛ if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❜ ❛ one black coffee. same motherfucker. ❜ ❛ my feet were not on the ground. ❜ ❛ he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❜ ❛ then it is revealed that she has NO hand. ❜ ❛ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire. ❜
if ur my friend / writing partner you will notice
i’m shit at holding a conversation I’m like the hot potato convo dropper
some weeks I’m practically a ghost like ~oooo woop~ where am I
responding to threads in a timely manner ??? don’t know her
guiltlxss:
do i blame myself ? a b s o l u t e l y . is it my fault ? n o. do i know it’s not my fault ? s o m e t i m e s . will i continue to blame myself ? A L W A Y S.
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