7 Layer Dip

A little bit of everything

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[egberts]

oh to be one of many animals that moved into a cozy warm mitten that was accidentally left fogotten outside in the snow and eventually found by nature and stretched so big a bear can fit snuggly inside, happily, with company

[dandy-daisylion]

every time someone says ‘oh, you knit? do you like it?’ i have the marrow-deep urge to tenderly take their face in my hands and press my lips to their eyelids and telepathically transmit the full overwhelming awareness that i carry just beneath my skin every moment of every day of how important fiber crafts and textiles are and historically have been to humanity. every stitch i work is a thousand billion stitches that have already been worked and will be worked in the future, from the farthest reaches of prehistory until time immemorial. every spindle i spin is spun with the same flick of uncountable fingers from ages past, all united across history in the deceptively simple movement that has shaped history, and art, is the context within which every single person on earth has ever lived their life and lives their lives still. everything from our phones to our homes is given shape and form by the overlooked but utterly important textile arts.

‘of fucking course i like knitting, you jackass,’ i say gently. ‘i wouldn’t do it otherwise.’

[bitsandpieces1024]

[dogpuppy]

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[oneheadtoanother]

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[catchymemes]

[theweirdwideweb]

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, why is it possible for me to accidentally get a chunk of ham in my nasal cavity.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

??????

[homunculus-argument]

[derived-centrosaur]

^ blame this dude for the connects

That area is your choanae, your internal nostrils. And Kenichthys here is the one to blame for why they're inside your mouth rather than below your eyes.

Most fish have 2 pairs of nostrils; 1 front pair to let water in, and a back pair to let water out. Our ancestor here is the transition point where the rear nostrils went from outside the mouth to inside. It's rear nostrils are in the tooth-row! As for what ecological pressure made that arrangement advantageous I have no idea. I'm no fishologist but if I were to hazard a guess it may have something to do with being able to force water through the nasal sack via the mouth or gills rather than just swimming

It's possible to get ham stuck in your nasal no-ham zone because evolution doesn't make animals perfect, it makes them good-enough. And at one point having your 2nd nostrils in line with your teeth was good enough.

Sources:

Zhu, M. & Ahlberg, P. E. (2004) The origin of the internal nostril of tetrapods. Nature 432, 94-97

Janvierre, Phillipe (2004) Wandering Nostrils. Nature 432, 23-24

[homunculus-argument]

This mf is the one guy I blame for all my problems.

[asadsadlittleman]

How the hell are there no sources of stress in your life

[homunculus-argument]

I make art for a living, in my dream career, living in a nice apartment with the love of my life. We have a loft bed and no black mould in the walls, there's food in the fridge and enough grocery money to get something else if the food we have at the house isn't appealing. The weather is nice and the tap water is drinkable. I've got coffee and my meds are working. I make my own work schedules, I have an alarm at 8 am every morning and no obligation to get up when it rings.

There is literally no reason for me to have any sort of stress.

[the-haiku-bot]

There is literally

no reason for me to have

any sort of stress.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[textbooklesbian]

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

[tk-n-la]

1) the fact that the camera is not level

2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound

3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick

4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not

11/10 #recommend

[the-haiku-bot]

4) the fact that I

truly cannot tell if the

slip was planned or not

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

[dinoburger-deactivated20250110]

[tnwnx]

some highlights from the notes