stylish but illegal

[kleptonymphet]

ok so if i can clean my room, quit spending all my time thinking about shoplifting and spend six hours studying over the next two days i'm going to reward myself with a clothes shopping day at three shopping centres with a huge wishlist omg

tiny flower print skirt, chiffon panel hem skirt and arrow print tee from glassons

casual summer shirt from forever new

pu wrap skirt from sportsgirl

grandma cardi from factorie

jumper from myer

highwaisted skinny jeans from cotton on

three necklaces and a set of rings from lovisa

three panties from cotton on body

white push-up bra from cotton on body

white, black and grey lace socks from cotton on body

soooo i guess i won't be on for a couple of days, but good luck and be careful!! x

[transparent-galaxy]

[hibern8ing]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

[chibisokka-blog]

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

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has anyone on here never been caught?

[kleptonymphet]

i haven't but i read an article once that said it was like 100% inevitable

[kleptonymphet]

stealermoon replied to your post: that was the most fucked new years eve...

omg this freaked me out bc i slept in today and just woke up and read this and was like DID I FUCKIN REALLY SLEE P THROUGH NEW YEARS WHAT THE SHIT but then i remembered…..time zones

hahaha omg, i'm sorry!!

[kleptonymphet]

that was the most fucked new years ever lol

we literally spent like 1 hour at the party and it was boring as shit so we went to see the fireworks and got high and it was packed and wet and awful and we ended up fucking and sleeping in some park and it was fucking freezing and im a horrible girlfriend and i dont talk about anything other than myself lol im going to have a great year i can fucken tell

[kleptonymphet]

100% shoplifted nye party outfit holla

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

A lot of us are just nice people who do illegal things.

TKH (via thekhoolhaus)

[kleptonymphet]

hey i only lifted once at macy's and i got a free people shirt and i love it sososo much but i want to go for urban outfitters any tips have you ever lifted there before?

ahh sorry i live in australia, we don’t even have urban outfitters here… my universal clothing store technique is to wander around as if you’re going to buy something, collect at least three things you don’t want for every one that you’re taking and wait for the fitting room attendant to leave before you slip in and bag. if they’re not leaving, put two identical things inconspicuously on one hanger so it looks like one and let them count. sorry i can’t be much help x

[kleptonymphet]

I was in the mall with my little cousin who knows I lift, and she asked me if she could try , she ended up taking some charm bracelet from Claires. Shes only 8 What do I do ?? Do I encourage her or no

she doesn't sound old enough to make the informed decisions that come with lifting and she probably doesn't understand the implications either, so personally i don't think you should encourage her... maybe you should try not lifting when you're together? it sounds like she's trying to impress you imo

[kleptonymphet]

thinking of buying this, any thoughts? the website looks dodgy

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[kleptonymphet]

how did i get followers on this blog lol

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Shoplifting is retail therapy without the stress and regret of spending too much money