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ummm haiii…
my name is eren/ren (he/him + neos) and this is my chud loser blog✌️🥹
i’m a selfshipper if that wasn’t obvious😼 hypersharing for all my other f/os but monomi is MINE😾😾 /lh
also i love l1fting🥹
THIS BLOG IS ALL FICTIONAL RP‼️
neurodivergent and mentally ill‼️ mandated reporters DNI😾😾
i’m a therian🦊
I DO NOT L1FT FROM SMALL BUSINESSES EVER, GET OFF MY PAGE IF YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT‼️
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴏɴ ᴊɪʀᴀɪʙʟʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏ ꜰᴜɴ..
wow it’s been forever since i posted on this blog but i am going to the mall today im gonna try to get a small haul but at the same time idk if i will since i might only be going to see a movie
Ok whores, here's how I shop at that stupid orange makeup store
1: I grab a fuck ton of stuff in my hands "I just forget Ito grab a basket"
2: I go to my usual blind spot in the hair section and slip what I want in my purse, then proceed to struggle around the store
3: rinse and repeat, picking up items, putting them back
4: ik it seems sus as hell but I'm never worried about it because I'm a master of disguise, so I'm not worried about them looking at me .
5: get to the register, "oh that's expensive as hell nevermind!"
6: leave
This works so well for me, I've literally went and dropped my shit in my car, removed my disguise, and walked right back in only for them to be either oblivious to the fact that stuff is missing or looking for "the lady that stole". Disguises are your friend, USE THEM. especially if you have features than stand out. I have dyed hair and designer glasses, so I usually use an old pair of glasses, a wig, and change my posture and gait. Sometimes I'll even wear a fake pregnancy belly and stuff shit underneath it. But that's for when I'm getting shit like clothes and purses.
i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness
Trans related meme I found on Pinterest
so glad i don’t have to go to the 7/11 i almost got caught 🏋️ing from now that i work at a grocery store
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yan4yan wild obsessive unhealthy codependent relationship but we still respect each other's boundaries, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
sometimes it's so very draining that the majority of aro content is about fictional relationships.
irl, i live alone. irl, i am disabled. irl, that intersection and my lack of interest in partnering actively makes life really hard. everything is expensive. i can't always cook when i want to or have fresh ingredients, because my symptoms don't care if I want to cut up vegetables and eat something homemade before they go bad. if I have a bad flareup and getting up is not in the cards, that's it. i have what's next to me. the lack of social support for single folks, for disabled folks, for folks whose family care is inadequate or damaging... it's impactful.
I talk about how i once visited a place with an ex partner. i mention how our relationship started because i was pressured into it, and i wasn't really into the level of seriousness and 'forever' she treated it with. everyone says it's weird that i agreed if i didn't want it to be serious. i remember being 16, saying no, and a chorus of people telling me i was stupid and immature, that her family was rich, that we would be cute and to listen to them, not my heart. my heart was saying nothing.
i look at my current age and life goals. for many of my peers, dating and marriage and eventual kids are common goals. i am watching my rights erode and trying to practice good mental hygeine. my five year goal is to be alive. my next major life milestone is a nebulous desire to find a life i can tolerate living.
being aromantic significantly impacts my day to day. i want to see aro people living their lives, and doing so with joy. i want to see aro adults making it, ones like me. i want aro people to thrive. i want to live, aromantically.
i scroll the aro tag. it's fandom and shipping and asexual posts.
10 top ways shoplifters get caught
This was written by an LP, i merely copied and pasted it. REBLOG AND INFORM
Despite what you may have heard, there is no perfect shoplifting method. You can be caught NO MATTER how you try to steal. A lot of it is the luck of the draw. Is LP in the store? Are they busy with another shoplifter? Are they watching you? There is no way you can be sure. You can be sure however, that you significantly increase your chances of getting yourself caught when:
10)You carry a flat purse or back-pack: Fairly obvious, right? Not only is this an attention grabber, but it also makes the LP Agent’s job much easier. Your bag was flat, and then magically became full right after all the merchandise you were carrying disappeared. Did the LP Agent watch you fill your bag? That does not really matter. The LP Agent did not need to see concealment (See my article: The 6 Steps of Loss Prevention) to confidently make a stop on you. It is fairly obvious. Most LP Agents will make that stop. On top of being obvious, entering a store with an empty bag can also bump your charge from petty theft to burglary.
9)You over-act: You pick up the item you plan on stealing. You begin tapping on it, wiggling it, playing with it, and looking around like everything is cool. Yes, people actually think this works. When you take this approach you are basically telling LP Agents “Hey, I am not going to steal this! Look, I’m playing with it out in the open. I wouldn’t be doing that if I were going to steal it.” Then you steal it. Happens all the time.
8)You under-act: You pick up the item you are going to steal and immediately palm the item, or hold it behind something. You then quickly walk off to the most deserted part of the store. The race is on. The LP Agent knows he needs to get a view of you, either on camera or on the floor to witness the concealment.
7)You are overly friendly: You come in and immediately start chatting with store employees. You’re such a nice person! You would never steal. This will work when trying to deceive regular workers but LP is not falling for it. I have even had employees try to stop me from making an apprehension because they thought I was going to make a bad stop on that “nice” person. When I see someone being overly friendly with cashiers, managers or anybody with a name tag, I immediately become suspicious. They could be a genuinely nice person but nice people steal too.
6)You fail the “scare test”: When I suspect somebody is a shoplifter I will often give them the scare test. This means I will have several people walk past the area where my suspect is looking at items. A normal shopper will pay little to no attention to who is around them. A nervous shoplifter will turn their head at everyone that passes by. Often times they will look them up and down evaluating whether or not they seem like an undercover. When this happens it is a good indicator that I should set up on this person and wait for them to “go”.
5)You are bringing non-clothing items into the fitting room: Some people actually think that if they conceal merchandise in the fitting room that they can not be arrested by Loss Prevention Agents. This is because it eliminates the possibility of the LP Agent’s step # 3. This might work on some LP Agents, but certainly not the one’s that are good at what they do. If I see someone bringing something into the fitting room that is not supposed to be tried on such as DVDs, Jewelry, makeup, etc., they have my full attention until I see them exit the fitting room carrying that merchandise. Believe me, bringing stuff into the fitting room is a false sense of security and it will get you caught.
4)You are leaving an evidence trail: You select the item you want to steal. You are not sure if the item will make the door beep or not so you decide to remove the item from the package. Or maybe you want to pretend the item was already your’s so you rip the tags off. Now you can conceal the item. However, you also need to rid yourself of the package. So you discard it on the shelf, or you hide it behind something. You just made the LP Agents job 95% easier. Maybe they did not see you conceal the item, but they did see you toss something down or hide something. They find the package. Now LP knows what the item is, they know you removed it from the package (this is vandalism and is illegal), and they know you are up to no good. When you walk out of the store, all the LP Agent needs to do is approach you with the empty package and demand that you return the item. They will likely tell you that you are on video opening it (you may or may not be). They will tell you that if you do not return the item you will be charged with vandalism (this trick is likely against their LP policy but it is completely legal). Once you produce the item you are under arrest for theft. It is a lose-lose situation that you created by leaving a trail of packages and tags.
3)You have “shifty” eyes: Everyone knows that you are not supposed to blatantly look for cameras or look around for people when you are going to steal. However, it seems that the majority overcompensates. When you look up to the ceiling and then side to side without moving your head, you have “shifty eyes”. Shifty eyes get shoplifters caught every day. In fact, if I am about to give up on a perspective shoplifter and they shift their eyes, I will watch them until they leave the store, no exceptions.
2)You use two hands: As an LP Agent, nothing catches my eye more than somebody with both hands on the sales shelf. When an honest shopper looks at a product of interest on the sales shelf, they typically take the item in one hand and remove it from the shelf to look at it in the open. When a shoplifter puts both hands on a product and does not remove the object from the shelf it is a DEAD GIVE AWAY that they are opening something. I have caught shoplifters that I otherwise would not have even noticed simply because they used two hands!
1)You just plain look like a shoplifter: You know who you are! This is by far the most common reason people get caught. If you fit the stereotypical profile of someone who would likely shoplift you are likely being watched as an “easy stat”. So if you have 10 facial piercings, and a bright green mohawk, or if you’re just a shady looking character, don’t do it.
REBLOG AND HELP A FRIEND
I hate people who say they support mentally lil people until they don’t want to get better or are rude or "gross" or just anyone who even slightly inconveniences them.
and on a kinda similar topic.other jirai who only dress the fashion and hate on the lifestyle make me so irritated..the lifestyle came before the fashion dipshit you can’t complain about people with mental illness being the space they created.
hello hustlers 😙 who’s still active on l1ftblr june 2026?
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If you choose to leave me, I hope my presence lingers. I hope to be so deeply ingrained in your psyche you cannot think of anything without thinking of me.
I want to ruin everything good for you, let it all be tainted with my memory. I want you to hear songs on the radio and think of me. I want you to look at your favorite characters and see me in them. I want you to be unable to eat the food we shared together without thinking of me. I want you to recognize parts of my speech in conversations you have with friends. I want every place you visit to be haunted by me.
Let your every waking thought be about me, until you have no choice but to come crawling back.
Just found out there are people who romanticize school shootings..
.....um..
Wtf guys 😭
