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The closest my otp will ever be to being canon again

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If I were a month, I’d be November. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday. If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto. If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Blobfish. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed. If I were a gemstone, I’d be Quartz. If I were a flower, I’d be a Hibiscus. If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Thunderstorm. If I were a color, I’d be Teal. If I were an emotion, I’d be Sorrow. If I were a fruit, I’d be an Strawberry. If I were an element, I’d be Air. If I were a place, I’d be a Mental Hospital Forest/Open Field. If I were a taste, I’d taste like Vanilla. If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of Baking Cookies/Campfire Smoke. If I were an object, I’d be a Paintbrush. If I were a body part, I’d be a Mouth/Lips. If I were a song, I’d be Some Nights by Fun. If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Flip Flops.

#The thunderstorm thing is so ironic because I am TERRIFIED of them #But I have a perfect reason for it.

I hate not being able to explain to my friends what's wrong with me or how I'm feeling without sounding insane. And whenever I DO try to get it off my chest I can never explain it well enough.

spockishot

thinking about ur otps napping is SO IMPORTANT. Does one protectively shush anyone who comes near their sleeping partner. Does one come home to find the other sleeping on the floor under a table or curled in a corner. Does the partner wake them up and move them to some place more comfortable or do they roll their eyes and cover them with a blanket whatever weird place they are. Do their roommates come home to find them both tangled in impossible positions and marvel at how they are somehow asleep. Who gets really emotional the first time they fall asleep together. Who drools on the other one’s chest. Who wakes up with the other’s hair in their nose. these are the necessary questions.

#important things guys