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Fine, then. I'll prove my sincerity...
#KLPTMNIA: an independent, selective, & private rp blog for gaius of fire emblem: awakening. revamped in 11 / 18 / 2022 & loved by fable. ( promo cred. )
If you sweeten the deal.
Who are your top two favorite characters from each FE game you played?
oh god, ok uh
sacred stones – colm and seth!! my boys <3
awakening – well, gaius is obviously one of them, the second is prooobably gonna be either chrom or frederick
fates – leo and. niles, i guess? idk, i don't feel too strongly about any of the fates cast outside of leo
tokyo mirage sessions – does. does this count? i'm counting it. tsubasa and touma!!
echoes – celica and the loml, saber
heroes – líf and thrasir!!
three houses – dimitri and sylvain!!! my boys <3 x2
engage – this one's kinda cheating bc i haven't played it but i'm throwing diamant and yunaka in here bc i know my muse types when i see them babes, those two are it
i like my boys pretty and my girls handsome.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ?
eglantine - i wound to heal. many people may say you’re pessimistic, but you say you just have an accurate view of the world. well, alright, that may be true, but the fact that your world has been so hard doesn’t mean it will always be that way. stop sabotaging your happiness because you feel like you don’t deserve it or because, “oh well, it won’t last, anyway.” the things that you’ve gone through aren’t all you are. your relationships have been unstable and you want, more than anything, someone who will stay. honesty is very important to you, and you have no trouble dishing it out. this is helpful in that your friends know they can come to you for your truthful opinions, but not every situation requires you to be blunt. how many ao3 tabs do you have open? great, and how many of those are hurt/comfort or enemies to lovers? it’s likely that you have religious trauma, and even more likely that you’re queer. it’s almost a certainty that you have mommy and/or daddy issues.
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Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime — Season 2 {Sentence Starters}
“I’d fake my own death.”
“Honey, we gotta jazz it.”
“Yeah, that usually does it.”
“Time to go murder, again.”
“He’s a bit like Santa Claus.”
“Okay, maybe I’m a little weird.”
“I’ve done some stupid things…”
“This just in: more skulls crushed!”
“I don’t know. It could be anybody.”
“That doesn’t even seem helpful…”
“Nice of you to come in. I’m dying.”
“And, after that, I could see ghosts.”
“You think he screamed like R2-D2?”
“Oh, I guess I’ll go fuck myself, then.”
“I don’t… I don’t know if that’s a thing?”
“If this is a preview of what’s to come…”
“Ok, we’re moving on, we’re moving on.”
“Hey, I’ve got an idea… it’s a little weird.”
“Wow… they’re really going all out for this.”
“Well, you know what I’ll do is I’ll shoot you.”
“Good morning, I’ve got your — OH MY GOD!”
“The guess what, time to die. And that’s a bummer.”
“I don’t even wanna talk about it… ‘cause it’s stupid.”
“I don’t know. I was about to talk out of my ass there.”
“Uh, maybe one of us needs to keep their sanity here.”
“Well, they don’t seem like they make good decisions.”
“I love the thought of someone getting eaten by crabs.”
“Let’s see how many of these fuckers I can make dance.”
“Turns out I was wrong, The branch broke and I just fell…”
“Why don’t you bury them, asshole? Stop calling me, I’m busy!”
“Sometimes, even the most beautiful places hold the darkest secrets.”
“Anytime you think something’s majestic, just imagine if it was 10x bigger.”
“So, you’re wasting my time…. You’re wasting everybody’s time right now.”
“I’ve run the permutations through my little computer and all of them say you’re fucked.”
“I think if you’re going to kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.”
“Well, then maybe I’ll just spend my whole life trying to avoid dead bodies, how about that?”
“You said that with a completely dead face, so I can never tell when you’re being serious…”
every day i wake up,,.,.,.,, and i think so much about the lil dancer fankid i made for gaius and i get unreasonably emotional about it for why,
I was not built for this (getting out of bed)
neither was i built for this (going to bed at a reasonable hour)
The more I think about Gaius' behavior in canon, the more I believe he just,,,has reverse trust issues? He may not rely on other Shepherds too much but he does clearly trust them to a degree or else he just wouldn't stay around, but we've seen him act suspicious on purpose so Chrom doesn't trust him ( even if doesn't work but my point stands ) and he isn't above lying to get people to go away and leave him alone ( as seen with Nowi ), almost like he's afraid of letting people in, like he's worried about people putting their trust in him. Which...in all honesty, does make sense? Considering he tells Robin that, at some point, he used to just not care if he died, but if people trust him then he has no choice but to keep moving forward because he'd rather do anything than let them down. The same also applies in the opposite way where, if people trust and depend on him but then they get hurt, that's his fault. He just can't gurantee his safety or theirs, but he's fine with trusting others somewhat because even if something goes wrong and he does get hurt on their watch, he wouldn't even care, because his own life means nothing to him.
Should he develop romantic feelings for someone, that mindset does change a bit and he plays it a lot more careful than he would otherwise because now he has a purpose, but there's still some kind of trust imbalance even then. He's willing to trust his partners, but it's been ingrained in his head since he was a kid that people like him can't be trusted, and it takes a little while before that habit breaks even with people he's close with.
IC STATS TAG
rules: bold all that apply. italicize leaning or former
WEALTH .
Financial : wealthy / moderate / lower / poor / in poverty
Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable
Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / homeless / unsure
Education : qualified / unqualified / studying / other
Criminal Record : yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet
FAMILY .
Children : has a child or children ( eventually ) / has no children / wants children / verse dependent
Relationship with Family : close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased / it’s complicated
Affiliation : orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable / it’s complicated
TRAITS / TENDENCIES .
extroverted / introverted / in between
disorganized / organized / in between
close-minded / open-minded / in between
calm / anxious / in between
disagreeable / agreeable / in between
cautious / reckless / in between
patient / impatient / in between
outspoken / reserved / in between
leader / follower / in between
empathetic / unempathetic / in between
optimistic / pessimistic / realist / in between
traditional / modern / in between
hard-working / lazy / in between
cultured / uncultured / in between
loyal / disloyal / in between
faithful / unfaithful / in between
BELIEFS .
Faith : monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / it’s complicated
Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
Religious : orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious
Philosophical : yes / no
SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION .
Sexuality : heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual
Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless
Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless / it's complicated
Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / inhibited
Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all
Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all
ABILITIES .
Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
Technical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
HABITS .
Drinking Alcohol : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Smoking : trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Other Narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Medicinal Drugs : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Indulgent Food : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Splurge Spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
Gambling : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( a mix of angst, fluff, and plot focused dialogue prompts in the form of questions. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ what are you listening to? ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
❛ did it hurt? ❜
❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜
❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜
❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜
❛ will i see you again? ❜
❛ are you comfortable? ❜
❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜
❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜
❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜
❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜
❛ are you here to kill me? ❜
❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜
❛ do you want to share this? ❜
❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜
❛ how do you know my name? ❜
❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜
❛ like what you see? ❜
❛ was that your first kiss? ❜
❛ are you happy here with me? ❜
❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜
❛ do you want my jacket? ❜
❛ how are you still alive? ❜
❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜
❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜
❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜
❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜
❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜
❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜
❛ did you miss me? ❜
❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜
❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜
❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜
❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜
❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜
❛ can you look at me? please? ❜
❛ you got me flowers? ❜
❛ well, how do i look? ❜
❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜
❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜
❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜
❛ may i have this dance? ❜
❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜
❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜
❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜
❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜
❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜
❛ what are you thinking about? ❜
❛ is it really you? ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜
❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜
❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜
no bc you know what. gaius’ three houses verse specifically is hilarious to me because, yeah, the gods are obviously a big deal in awakening and there’s plenty of religious people, but people seem like they're even MORE religious in fodlan, and if gaius is out here spewing these kinds of clown comments at the monastary??
i just know so many nuns hate him
well. i’m eight months late but i finally got around to this!!
gaius comes equipped with locktouch when he’s first recruited, that’s just a thief thing. i don’t need to explain that the thief can obviously pick locks. however, given the backstory i gave him, there’s no way he wouldn’t have more right from the get-go. those select few are lethality, vantage, pass, and less expectedly, focus. over the course of the game, more specifically, in the second half, lucky seven comes into play as well.
lethality — allows the user to instantly kill a selected enemy unit
self-explanatory; whether he likes it or not, and despite not being an actual assassin, gaius is a skilled killer. even without taking his experience as a part-time assassin into account, he learned from chief which parts of the body made someone bleed out fastest. if the situation calls for it, he knows exactly what to do and where to strike.
vantage — when the user's HP is ≤50%, they will always be able to attack first during the enemy's turn
since the game's inheritance system passes skills down to the second generation, i refuse to believe first gens didn’t learn skills in a similar way. hence, the skill vantage. while his father perfected it by letting enemies underestimate him before striking them down when they least expected it, gaius' version isn’t exactly a skill as much as it is a habit. it’s not strategy-based, it’s more about sheer desperation. when he's that close to death, there's no planning involved, he simply attacks any enemy that gets too close before they ever get the chance to do the same.
lucky seven – increases hit rate and avoid by +20 until the 7th turn / pass — user can pass through tiles occupied by enemy units
these two especially are a package deal in the later half of the game's events. while he could easily slip through enemy lines undetected and silently take people out before joining the shepherds, he only perfected that skill even more so afterwards, once he made the upgrade from thief to trickster.
focus — critical +10 when no allies are within a 3 tile radius
much like vantage, focus is another “inherited” skill, this time from his mother's side. when she was alive, she preferred healing over combat, but that didn't mean she couldn't hold her own. when by herself, there were few distractions, and it made it easier to concentrate on attacking in the most efficient way, and gaius picked up that habit from her. admittedly, she used magic and he doesn't ( not offensively, anyway ) but it works about the same.
all in all, it just means he works best when he’s alone and does his best work right when the fighting first starts, especially before enemies even know he’s there, as one would expect. you’d think that this particular set of skills would make him a great fit for the assassin class instead, but 1) he already hates doing that sort of thing, he doesn’t want to flaunt that around, and 2) since he charges in alone quite often, getting hurt and having no backup is going to happen at some point, he’s accepted that. so, knowing how to heal himself if things go wrong + having the pass skill knowing how to slip through enemy lines while retreating is very convenient. being a trickster doesn’t mean he’s any less of a force to be reckoned with, it just means he’s careful and cautious enough to keep himself alive as long as possible. he may not care much for his own life, but by that point, he knows he has people that do care. as long as it’s for the sake of someone else, he’ll do everything he can to keep himself alive.
Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones
what soft romance cliché are you?
/oh./ the italicized oh. often seen in romance novels and fanfics. when a character looks at someone, wondering why their chest tightens when they're near, why their heart beats quicken at the slightest touches, why they lose their breathe at the sight of them and suddenly realization dawns on them— oh. they've been in love for a long time now. you are soft and quiet, probably the most overlooked. though when you love, you fall deeply. i'm sure you have a lot of anxieties when it comes to love, and you're more inclined to fall in love with a longtime friend than a stranger. though, your love is pure. and maybe if you have someone in mind, this is your sign to tell them.
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tagging: the whole dash <3
@lattehearted from here.
gaius' guire's heart hasn't ached this bad in a long time. he's lost track of how long it's been since he left the shepherds behind. there were no words for how thrilled he was to run into those three—odin, laslow, and... selena, he believed they called themselves now—again. but it wasn't enough. there was no one to blame but himself, of course; no one had forced him to show up in nohr. but every once in a while, something reminds him of home, and regret begins to trickle in.
case in point: corrin reminds him so much of robin.
there's no telling what it actually is about her that makes his chest twist in knots. maybe it's her kind eyes, or her optimism, or her eagerness to learn, he doesn't know. but what he does know is that if he spends too long here, nostalgia is going to eat away at him until there's nothing left, he should make this visit quick, he should—
...well, now she's got him backed into a corner. he can't turn down sweets, now can he? he could never say no to robin either.
" 'course it's a good something. " he finally replies, hoping his hesitance wasn't as obvious as he thought it was. " an especially good something if you plan to spoil me with dessert every time i stop by. might just have to visit more often. you're not gonna get bored of me, right? " it's a tease, evident by his smirk. that, at least, is entirely because of her. he knows loneliness when he sees it, and her smile doesn't hide it as much as she probably thinks it does. it's the least he could do. besides, visiting corrin is sure to make elise happy too, no?
forever : diamonds are forever … sentence starters
“I am armed.”
“Fate can be cruel.“
“This is your house?”
“We’ve been robbed!”
“Is this your neighborhood?”
“Calm yourself, young man.”
“I think so. He does that… a lot.”
“When has it steered you right?“
“Me? No. I was talking about you.”
“And what exactly did you picture?“
“I swear to god, you better be right!”
“Silence isn’t a gift that I was given.”
“But, do you believe what I’ve said?”
“He’s gonna be fine, it’s flesh wound.”
“Wait a minute, what about my horse?“
“He was running. He was trying to flee.”
“Can you please remove the bandage?“
“I’ve seen a lot of death, in all its forms.”
“I just got caught off guard for a second.“
“Sorry, not used to working with the living.“
“Hey, sweetie! I was just talking about you.“
“Fine. For some of us, God is in the details!“
“I’m not a wounded puppy, I can handle this.”
“You must deal with (name’s) death someday.”
“I got one word to describe these stones: meh.“
“You’re making assumptions, not observations.”
“I am here for a reason. And that reason is you.”
“This was not luck. I was sent here to save you.”
“Look at you; you’re awful chipper for a Monday.”
“A minute here, a minute there, and lives can be lost.“
“I resent the implication, My memory’s like a steel trap!”
“I was a gentleman. But now, here, I’m not sure what I am.”
“What kind of monster would steal from a defenseless old man?”
“It is often when one least expects it that fate arrives at our door.“
“If you want to talk, I’m here. Otherwise I’ll sit silently besides you.“
“Don’t offer me advice, sympathy, or any of your armchair analysis.”
“Seeing him. Feels like it’s real for a moment. Like you can talk to him.“
“No matter how hard we run or hide, fate, like death, will always find us.”
“Terribly vague description: ‘flesh wound’. Every wound is a flesh wound.”
“When it comes to police matters, I go with my gut. It never steered me wrong before.”
“What kills you is not what causes your heart to stop beating, It’s what prevents you from living.”
“Someone, you know, uh, to listen or talk to, you know… I… Oh God, not very good at this kind of thing.”