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welcome to nightprompts, a sideblog dedicated to dialogue prompt sentence starters for roleplay. this blog is completely self indulgent because sometimes i can't find the right vibe i'm looking for. feel free to reblog at your own leisure, but please don't send any prompts in. thanks, and have a good night.
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(ย dialogueย promptsย takenย from episode one: faith ofย the wolf among us (2013),ย developedย byย telltaleย games.ย triggerย warningย forย darkย themes.ย feelย freeย toย changeย asย youย seemย fit. )
โ if you canโt afford to look human, youโre going toย the farm. itโs as simple as that. โ
โ fucking hell. see? this is what i called you about, sheriff. โ
โ so, what am i walking into exactly? โ
โ get the fuck out of the way before you get the axe again. โ
โ look, i'm not leaving until i get what's mine. โ
โ hey! if you can't be nice, i'm gonna make you wait outside. โ
โ it's just little misunderstanding that turned into a real shit show. don't worry. you saw all the best bits. โ
โ i let you slap me around for a while. you're lucky i'm not charging extra. โ
โ look, this is just the start of a shitty night for me. i just need the money he owes me, then i can go. โ
โ my name's whatever you'd like it to be, handsome. โ
โ sorry, sheriff. wouldn't want to add any difficulty to your night. โ
โ seriously. i need to know if you're okay. โ
โ i know you're fucking in there. come on out, you fucking dog. โ
โ you alright back there? i mean... your eyes and the teeth... you're not supposed to do that, are you? โ
โ hey, do you like my ribbon? โ
โ beautiful... โ
โ i feel like we've met before... โ
โ we all sort of knew each other at one point. but things change, i guess. โ
โ stop. we don't have to make any more of a thing out of it than it already is. โ
โ stop changing the subject. if you don't answer my questions, i can't help you. โ
โ how much was it he owed you? โ
โ i'm guessing it'd be bad for you to show up empty-handed. โ
โ he hit you. he needs to pay for that. โ
โ just... take the money, okay? โ
โ you got me out of a bad situation back there... thanks. โ
โ meet me back at my office, then. โ
โ it's a little late for an office visit, sheriff. i'll swing by your apartment. โ
โ you should get cleaned up. you look like shit. and i don't use that term lightly. โ
โ it's okay. i'll be fine. you've done enough. really. โ
โ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. โ
โ see you around... wolf. โ
โ look, i've got an hour of paperwork ahead of me and i've already had to deal with one asshole tonight, so justโ โ
โ you're out pretty late... โ
โ you can't be too careful these days. โ
โ thank you... for trusting me. really. i appreciate it. โ
โ what a night... โ
โ got a smoke? โ
โ i take it all back... this is why everyone hates you. โ
โ so... everyone hates me? โ
โ "it is better to be feared, than loved." you know who said that? โ
โ they fear you more than anything. you ate a lot of people back in your day. โ
โ i thought we were all supposed to have a fresh start here. i can't change the past. โ
โ who'd you get in a fight with? โ
โ i was doing my job, believe it or not. โ
โ i'm sure you were shitty to everyone you came across tonight. โ
โ will you shut up? โ
โ these walls are paper-thin... โ
โ we need to be careful. we'll talk outside. โ
โ there hasn't been a murder in fabletown in a long time... โ
โ all the more reason we shouldn't start a panic before we know what's going on. โ
โ you can see that someone didn't just toss her here. she was deliberately placed... for us to find. โ
โ what kind of monster would do this? โ
โ i found a trail of blood. โ
โ if anyone's to blame, it's me. you don't need to be yelling โ
โ instead of trying to assign blame, maybe we should figure out how to catch the fucker who did this. โ
โ do your job, sheriff... or we'll find someone who can. โ
โ well, that could've gone better. โ
โ oh, he doesn't like people smoking inโ never mind. smoke away. โ
โ i probably should've listened to you. โ
โ wasn't gonna say i told you so. โ
โ that was an 8 on the asshole scale. asshole scale... that doesn't sound right. โ
โ tarot is a backwards art. i wouldn't put too much stock in its wisdom. โ
โ the longer you talk, the longer this takes, so just stand over there and shut up. โ
โ if you're gonna say something, out with it. โ
โ it's been the hottest summer in years, so why would you be making a fire? โ
โ i shot myself in the heart... thought i'd be dead by now... hurts like hell. โ
โ i know how it looks, but i had nothing to do with that. โ
โ come on. i'm bringing you in. โ
โ you almost looked peaceful. except you're lying in a dirty alley. with an open wound on the back of your head. โ
โ every time i think I'm getting a handle on what's going on... things just get more complicated. โ
โ it feels like we're always a step behind. โ
โ be honest with me. who do you think did this? โ
โ you look tired. โ
โ you're doing your best. it's all anyone can do. โ
โ not the advice i imagined hearing from you. โ
โ i... um, just be careful. please. โ
โ i'm being nice, so try again. โ
โ don't let him tell you what to do. you're your own woman. โ
โ i'd just like some help, then i'll be out of here. โ
โ don't lie to me. it'd be bad for everybody. โ
โ call me a liar, and it'll be bad for you. โ
โ how about i buy you a drink? โ
โ how about you keep your drink and piss off? โ
โ i know you're an asshole, and you're not wanted here. how's that for what i know? โ
โ i don't want to be here. you don't want me here. the sooner you answer my questions, the sooner i'll be out of your hair. โ
โ come on. you know why i'm here. โ
โ i'm a piece of shit, okay, i know that. but i didn't kill her. โ
โ i didn't realize you were the bitch of the bitch. โ
โ that all you got? โ
โ if you run, it'll be worse. trust me. โ
โ you said you wouldn't hurt me! โ
โ you said you wouldn't run. โ
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(ย dialogueย promptsย takenย fromย thunderbolts*ย (2025),ย directedย byย jake schreier.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit.ย )ย
โ there is something wrong with me. an emptiness. โ
โ you werenโt listening to me. itโs like your mind is somewhere else. โ
โ do you think i like taking orders? โ
โ you shoot, i dodge. โ
โ you guys can never aim for shit. โ
โ can you please just say it normal? โ
โ how long has it been, huh? a year? โ
โ so youโฆ you feel fulfilled? โ
โ look around you. iโm miserable. โ
โ the light inside you is dim even by eastern european standards. โ
โ i've just been wondering, you know, like, whatโฆ is the point? in any of this? โ
โ the point of work is fame and fortune. fortune buys friends, and love, and a lot of cool clothes. โ
โ why do you have this photo out? โ
โ we were so bad. โ
โ you were happy. โ
โ iโll make you something. โ
โ yeah, this just isnโt working for me anymore. โ
โ i need you to follow the target inside and find out what she intends to steal. โ
โ youโre not even my target. โ
โ iโm not here for you. โ
โ i know who you are and what youโre doing. โ
โ what am i doing? โ
โ youโre working me. youโre trying to get me on your side. โ
โ you say you know who i am, so you know my story. and you know i didnโt have a choice who i worked for. but you do. โ
โ itโs my business card. in case you need some help or you wanna share some secret hidden evidence. โ
โ iโm not sure whatโs happening here, but youโre all exhausting and my job is done, so... โ
โ god only knows the blood on your hands. โ
โ pretty ludicrous coming from the dimestore captain america. โ
โ that was funny. thank you. we needed that. โ
โ it was getting so tense in here for a second. โ
โ all right, umโฆ tie yourselves up. โ
โ next time, why donโt you just text me like a normal person? โ
โ we donโt need to go rogue in the darkness, or whatever you people do. โ
โ what exactly are we looking for? โ
โ weโre looking for not stupid questions. โ
โ hey. didnโt think youโd come back. thanks. โ
โ are you hurt? โ
โ no, iโm fine. iโm fine. โ
โ you do not seem fine. โ
โ yeah, well, weโve only just met. this isโฆ this is how i am. โ
โ well, you guys should just go without me. itโll be easier. โ
โ we all feel like shit sometimes. and loneliness, i get that. and that that darkness gets... pretty enticing. โ
โ you shove it way down. you just... push it down. โ
โ letโs just stick together until we make it to the surface, and after that, you can start a fight with a super soldier. get yourself killed. i donโt care. โ
โ so, none of us fly? what, do we all just punch and shoot? โ
โ you do not want to start the whole sob story game. i win. โ
โ well, you were just a kid, soโฆ โ
โ i just think it might be nice to know that you didnโt really know any better. โ
โ cucumber, cucumber, cucumber. โ
โ growing up, somebody told me that you can stop a sneeze if you confuse your brain. i always just yelled โcucumber.โ โ
โ youโre the boss now? cute. โ
โ anyone else have any pointless childhood stories to tell? โ
โ i will fight. you stay behind me. โ
โ iโve always had these episodes since i was a kid. thereโs a high, then thereโs a big low, and then my memory just goes blank. โ
โ you were right, she definitely wants us dead. โ
โ this has the makings of a team that can raise to glory. a team that can bring light from the darkness. a team of heroes that can be on the wheaties box and have little kiddie toyโฆ โ
โ letโs just forget about them, and letโs focus on you. and how perfect you are. โ
โ isnโt that what you want? to be accepted? to be chosen? โ
โ no one else sees it, but i do. and i think maybe your past is what makes you so perfect. โ
โ look, iโve been where you are. you can run, but it doesnโt go away. sooner or later it catches up to you, and when it does, itโs too late. so you can either do something about it now, or live with it forever. โ
โ you want to be good? or do you want to be somebody who changes the world? โ
โ you can do anything. โ
โ i'm the only one who knows what your true potential is. and itโs limitless. โ
โ i donโt wanna hurt you guys. why donโt you just turn yourselves in? โ
โ you can trust me. i know you. โ
โ theyโre not a threat to me, so why do i need to kill them? โ
โ there is no โus.โ there is no โwe.โ โ
โ youโre not a hero. youโre not even a good person. โ
โ why would a god take orders from anyone at all? โ
โ iโm starting to think maybe you donโt know what i am. or what iโm capable of. โ
โ i'm not afraid of you. โ
โ well, then, chase me forever. โ
โ If you cared, you would have called. โ
โ iโm sorry. i donโt know how to do this. iโm not good at it. โ
โ i didnโt think you wanted me. โ
โ iโm late, but iโmโฆ iโm here now. โ
โ all i do is sit and look at my phone and think of all the terrible things that iโve done. โ
โ when i look at you, i donโt see your mistakes. โ
โ arenโt you tired of fighting? let me help you. โ
โ you canโt outrun the emptiness. โ
โ itโs what you said. weโre all alone. all of us. โ
โ i have these good days, you know? where i feel invincible. but then there are a lot of bad days when i remember that nothing matters, you know? โ
โ so youโre just gonna sit here and let it take over? โ
โ well, thereโs no use in fighting it. โ
โ at least i found a nice room. the other rooms are much worse. โ
โ you canโt stuff it down. you canโt hold it in all alone. no one can. we have to let it out. โ
โ even if it doesnโt make the emptiness go away, i promise you it will feel lighter. โ
โ we can find a way out of here together. will you try and leave here with me? โ
โ thereโs no death here. the pain only gets worse. โ
โ i have a great past, so iโm totally fine. โ
โ the most shameful thing of all was thinking you could be anything more than nothing. โ
โ wait. you think they care about you? you donโt matter. to anyone. โ
โ iโm stronger than you. โ
โ you thought you were gonna be some great man? some savior? you canโt even save yourself. โ
โ we will always be alone. โ
โ iโm here. โ
โ it will always be just us. โ
โ weโre losing credibility. which we had very little to begin with. โ
โ weโre running out of space? Itโs impossible. this building is enormous. โ
โ i did the dishes though. โ
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(ย dialogueย promptsย takenย fromย nosferatuย (2024),ย directedย byย robertย eggers.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit.ย )ย
โ come to me. โ
โ a guardian angel. a spirit of comfort. spirit of any celestial sphere. anything. hear my call. โ
โ you wakened me from an eternity of darkness. โ
โ you are not for the living. you are not for human kind. โ
โ and shall you be one with me ever-eternally? โ
โ come here. thereโs nothing to be afraid of. โ
โ i wish i could stay, my love. โ
โ why have you killed these beautiful flowers? โ
โ i must tell you my dream. โ
โ iโd never been so happy as that momentโฆ as i held hands with death. โ
โ i wish you to have all you deserve. โ
โ you mustnโt leave. i love you too much. โ
โ i will stay with you until you are fast asleep. โ
โ uh, forgive me. i only wish to stay one night. โ
โ by godโs name, never speak of that castle. โ
โ i banish you, i banish you with garlic. โ
โ beware of his shadow. โ
โ the shadow covers you in a nightmare. โ
โ you are late. the midnight hour has passed. โ
โ i wish you to do as i request. โ
โ i will be addressed as the honor of my blood demands it.โ
โ speak not of it again! โ
โ take heed what you do. โ
โ i might ease your wound. โ
โ come by the fire. โ
โ your face shows you unwell. โ
โ do you ever feel at times as if you were notโฆ as if you were not a person? โ
โ look at the sky. look at the sea. does it never call to you, urge you? โ
โ you are fortunate in your love. โ
โ now are we neighbors. โ
โ it is late. you must wish to retire. โ
โ i have been enduring the most irregular dreams. i fear i am taken ill. โ
โ it is a black omen to journey in poor health. you will remain and well rest yourself. โ
โ dream of me. only me. โ
โ oh, heโs coming to me. โ
โ i cannot resist you, my love. โ
โ i am no one. i am his servant. โ
โ look, this is a pretty one. his lordship likes the pretty onesโฆ โ
โ you are lost in his shadow. โ
โ soon i will no longer be a shadow to you. โ
โ soon our flesh shall embrace and we shall be as one. โ
โ i have not failed your lordship! โ
โ embrace me, my boy. i am so rejoiced to see you. โ
โ my dear creature, yes, i am he, and i am hither come to help you. โ
โ my dreams grow darker. โ
โ does evil come from within us or from beyond? โ
โ i shall persist to join you every nightโฆ first in sleep, then in your arms. โ
โ everything will be mixed with abomination, and youโll be knee-deep in blood. โ
โ you are promised to me! โ
โ i will end this plague. this devil. โ
โ he hasnโt found you. โ
โ i feared iโd never see you again. โ
โ you shall crave of me nothing. โ
โ the bells of dawn shall toll in despair of my coming. and i shall taste of you. โ
โ pray, forgive me for all the troubles i have caused you. โ
โ i am only glad you have become yourself again. โ
โ may iโฆ stay with you tonight? โ
โ this creature is a force more powerful than evil. it is death itself. โ
โ i have seen things in this world that wouldโve made isaac newton crawl back into his motherโs womb. โ
โ i have wrestled with the devil as jacob wrestled the angel in peniel. โ
โ if we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists. โ
โ i have felt you crawling like a serpent in my body. โ
โ love is inferior to you. โ
โ i told you, you are not of humankind. โ
โ i am an appetite. nothing more. โ
โ i lay within the darkest pit. till you did wake me, enchantress, and stirred me from my grave. โ
โ you are my affliction. โ
โ i care nothing of your afflictions. โ
โ yet even now we are fated. โ
โ your passion is bound to me. โ
โ you cannot love. โ
โ yet i cannot be sated without you. โ
โ remember how once we were? โ
โ i abhor you. โ
โ i will leave you three nights. tonight was the first. โ
โ tonight you denied yourself, and thereby, you suffer me to vanish up the lives of those you love. โ
โ you revel in my torture. โ
โ upon the third night, you will submit, or he you call your husband shall perish by my hand. โ
โ till you bid me come shall you watch the world become as naught. โ
โ tell me, what is this insufferable darkness? โ
โ nothing you can say will shake me, for there is a devil in this world, and i have met him. โ
โ iโve brought this evil upon us. โ
โ i sought company. i soughtโฆ tenderness, and i called out. โ
โ at first, it was sweet. i had never known such bliss. yet it turned to torture. โ
โ it was you that gave me the courage to be free of my shame. โ
โ he took me as his lover then, and now he has come back. โ
โ all my sleeping thoughts are of him every night. โ
โ donโt touch me! i am not to be touched. โ
โ iโll be good. i promise. โ
โ you could never please me as he could. โ
โ yes! take me! โ
โ kiss me. kiss my heart. โ
โ let him see. let him see our love. โ
โ without you, i will become a demon. โ
โ youโre safe with me. โ
โ keep away from me. i am unclean. โ
โ he will murder you if i do not go to him. โ
โ kill him i will. he shall never harm you again. โ
โ i can weep no longer, for i have no more tears to shed. โ
โ the grim reaper wields his heavy scythe with every change of wind. โ
โ the monster left you to the wolves, yet you prevailed. โ
โ his pull to me is so powerful, so terrible, yet my spirit cannot be evil as his. โ
โ we must know evil to be able to destroy it. โ
โ you are our salvation. โ
โ i bid you, come to me. โ
โ your oath re-pledged. so too shall be our flesh. you are mine. โ
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(ย dialogueย promptsย taken from episodes 5 - 8ย of max'sย theย penguinย (2024),ย createdย byย laurenย lefranc.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit.. )
โ you came back. put your ass on the line for me. a hundred maseratis couldnโt replace that. โ
โ itโs you and me now, kid. till the end. โ
โ you messed with the wrong fuckin' family! my mother, my father, they wonโt stand for this... โ
โ i want whatโs mine. โ
โ the cops are looking for you. although i get the sense theyโd rather find you dead than alive. โ
โ youโre not looking too good. โ
โ the fuck is wrong with you? youโre fucking sick. โ
โ what kind of person kills their own fuckinโ family? โ
โ you think iโm a fuckinโ idiot? the second i do what you want, you fucking kill me. so just fuckinโ do it already. โ
โ listen, sweetheart, i know you canโt see it right now, but all this shit goinโ down, itโs a good thing. โ
โ nothingโs gonna happen to you. i wonโt let it. โ
โ all iโm asking is for you to hang tight just a little longer. thatโs it. and then itโs you and me on top of the world, baby. โ
โ you are a desperate fucking liar. โ
โ i got no reason to lie anymore! โ
โ god, she was beautiful, your mom. she was so beautiful. she had that laugh. when you got her going, itโd knock you out. โ
โ i couldnโt help your mother. let me help you. โ
โ iโll find a place thatโs safe. and iโll call you when i get there, alright? โ
โ iโd like to be a part of whateverโs next... if youโll have me. โ
โ if you join me, you will have a new family. and iโll pay you what youโre worth. more money than youโve ever seen before. โ
โ we had a deal. we look out for each other. we donโt fuck each other over. โ
โ you know iโm yours. but right now, iโm just gonna hold you back. โ
โ freedom always comes at a cost, doesnโt it? โ
โ iโve come here to end the war between our families. โ
โ i am offering you an alliance. we join our families as a show of strength. โ
โ bored with me already? โ
โ you know, fugitives really shouldnโt leave their rooms. โ
โ i wouldnโt have pegged you as a cook. โ
โ you want me on your side, right? โ
โ if my mind goes before my bodyโs ready, i need you to help me. you gotta help me die. โ
โ i want you to do your fucking job. thatโs what i fucking want. โ
โ i ainโt talkinโ to you when youโre like this. โ
โ you donโt seem surprised to see me. โ
โ dressing like this... is this for you or your clients? โ
โ i used to lie to men like that. but you donโt have to anymore. you have the power now. โ
โ you are good at telling people what they wanna hear. โ
โ you were born into opportunity, so you can afford to think in black and white. โ
โ but you did come here to kill me, right? โ
โ you done the right thing. protected those you care about. โ
โ it gets easier. โ
โ late to my own party. itโs not a good look, i know. โ
โ how about we watch a movie, one of the old ones you like? โ
โ itโs a date then. โ
โ here, i made your favorite, whiskey and soda. โ
โ what i wouldnโt do to get out of here. live in one of them penthouses all the celebrities buy. โ
โ thatโs just a little taste of what you got cominโ. โ
โ so, did you bring me here to feed me toast or you gonna kill me? โ
โ you hear me? i beat you. i win. โ
โ thereโs a storm coming. iโm gonna need your help. โ
โ is that what you think? thatโฆ i would do somethingโฆ as horrible as that? โ
โ you getting any sleep? โ
โ it might do you some good to get out of the house. โ
โ get dressed. weโre goinโ out. โ
โ what do you want? tell me, and iโll get it. โ
โ of course iโm gonna take care of you. iโd do anything for you. โ
โ i see you. in ways that other people donโt. โ
โ i see the way you smile when you want people to think youโre enjoying something you ainโt. โ
โ i see how you smoke more when youโre thinking, and you drink more when youโre sad. โ
โ i see how hard you work, how smart you areโฆ and how you wish the people who matter would notice. โ
โ no one else believes in you like me. no one else is gonna give you what you deserve. โ
โ just donโt give up on me. โ
โ you gotta know your place, or youโre gonna catch a bullet. โ
โ youโre a disappointment. โ
โ youโre the devil. youโre the goddamn devil. โ
โ get your shit together and, uhโฆ you knowโฆ be you. โ
โ all right, you stay put. donโt do anything that might call attention to yourself, all right? โ
โ if anybody sees me in here with you, iโmโฆ โ
โ what do you say you and me go for a drive? โ
โ just like old times, huh? โ
โ you got no idea what it feels like, born into nothinโ. โ
โ you donโt wanna put your gun to my backโฆ make a big show of it? โ
โ you have always been a monster. โ
โ youโre never gonna find peace, you know that? โ
โ youโre going to hellโฆ sweetheart. โ
โ iโll save you a seat. โ
โ get some cups. snuck you in a little whiskey to celebrate. โ
โ you gotta tell meโฆ just tell me youโre proud of me. โ
โ come on. just once. just tell me youโre proud of me. โ
โ tell me i did good! โ
โ i did it for you! i did it all for you, the whole thing! โ
โ you think she forgives me? โ
โ you know i couldnโtโve done any of this shit without you, right? โ
โ thanks for taking a chance on me. โ
โ youโre family to me. โ
โ you and meโฆ itโs all thatโs left. โ
โ now, i donโt believe in kismet or nothing. butโฆ itโs good that we met. โ
โ i canโt bring you with me this time. โ
โ thatโs the thing about family. itโs your strength. it drives you. but fuck if it donโt make ya weak, too. and i canโt have that no more. โ
โ you got a good heart. โ
โ it wasnโt for nothinโ. โ
โ dance with me, sweetheart. โ
โ tell me you love me. โ
โ tell me youโre proud of me. โ
โ iโm so proud of you. โ
โ nothing is standing in your way now. โ
&. ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ง (๐๐ฉ๐ฌ. ๐-๐) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย dialogueย promptsย taken from episodes 1 - 4ย of max'sย theย penguinย (2024),ย createdย byย laurenย lefranc.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit.. )
โ i see you've made yourself at home. โ
โ so this new deal you got going... maybe i can help. โ
โ you know what i like most about you? you are who you are. you couldn't change if you tried. โ
โ you got a girl? good looking guy like you... โ
โ can you imagine? to be remembered like that? revered? โ
โ you really think peopleโd make a float of your dumb face and march it down the street, chanting your goddamn name? โ
โ you messed with the wrong fucking guy on the wrong fucking night. โ
โ youโre gonna do everything i say. or else iโll murder you and, uh... anyone you care about. โ
โ what do you think of this? itโs a little air freshener. aqua paradise. you smell it? โ
โ we used to go there every day in the summer. you know, weโd mix the flavors for a suicide. you ever mix the flavors? โ
โ i ainโt trying to get in your business, but... i need an alibi. โ
โ i asked for extra pickles, and they give me two? so what, a normal amount of pickles is one? makes no goddamn sense. โ
โ thereโs a nice sunrise behind you. you should take a look. โ
โ i could help you with whatever it is. whatever you need, whatever it is, all right? โ
โ well, maybe itโd be useful, keeping you around. for now. โ
โ but if you step out of line just once, i swear to god, iโll gut you like a fucking fish. do you understand? โ
โ all right, listen, if i donโt come out... nah, iโll be fine. youโll be fine. itโs gonna be fine. โ
โ you know, maybe you donโt like me. thatโs fine. iโm an acquired taste. โ
โ iโve been rehabilitated. โ
โ youโve really moved up in the world, havenโt you? โ
โ are you nervous? iโd hate for you to feel nervous with me. โ
โ you know, people underestimate you, but not me. iโve always known you were capable of more. โ
โ this city is meant to be yours, sweetheart. what are you gonna do to get it? โ
โ the world wasnโt built for guys like us. thatโs why we gotta take whatever we decide is ours. โ
โ but i gotta know. no bullshit. can i count on you to pull through? โ
โ i know who you are. i know what you are. i donโt work with people whose loyalty is for sale. โ
โ iโm gonna run this goddamn city. and i want you in on it. โ
โ i'm not safe. i'm home. โ
โ very, very convenient that, all of a sudden, youโre on my side. โ
โ you are scrambling for whatever dignity you have left and youโre hoping i will save you. โ
โ rough night, detective? โ
โ i refuse to let these old fucking men push me aside again, like iโm nothing. so, iโm going to take from them now. โ
โ you in? โ
โ let's dance. โ
โ you act like wanting more is a bad thing, but, i mean, donโt you want a better life than this? โ
โ are we, uh, kinda... partners now? โ
โ i mean, you fucked up. huge. but you learned, right? โ
โ whaddaya think the new clothes are for? youโre my guy. canโt have you lookinโ like a schmuck. โ
โ and from now on, you want something, you ask for it. โ
โ howโs anyone supposed know your worth unless you tell โem, huh? โ
โ man of the hour, i was just thinking about you... โ
โ you do anything stupid, iโll sense it. โ
โ thatโs why youโre here. you seem to know everybodyโs business. so, nowโs your time to shine. โ
โ youโve got a good thing going here. iโm really happy for you. โ
โ i know youโre not right in the head. i mean, thatโs pretty damn clear. but iโm not scared of you. โ
โ you think iโd come here empty-handed? come on, we both know that if i ever truly left you hanging, there'd be a bullet between my eyes. โ
โ i got a real opportunity for you here, but itโs kinda hard to focus with a gun pointed at my face. โ
โ you got fight in you. you gotta let it out. โ
โ youโre fun at a card game, or over drinks, iโll give you that. but people donโt keep you around because they think youโre smart. and they sure as shit donโt trust you. โ
โ i wouldnโt ask you to do this if i didnโt know you could handle it. i believe in you, kid. โ
โ i can't tell who wants this move. me or you. โ
โ i want this for you. โ
โ what you did to me. was it worth it? did you get everything that you wanted? โ
โ you wanna go, what are you waiting for? fuckinโ go. โ
โ you coulda left whenever you wanted. but you chose to stay. how about you ask yourself why. โ
โ i fucked you over. that what you wanna hear? โ
โ iโm fuckinโ sorry for everything thatโs happened to you. โ
โ you meant something to me. still do. โ
โ i donโt know where to go from here. i donโt know how to trust you. โ
โ you need a cigarette, take the edge off? โ
โ a lobotomy couldnโt take the edge off. โ
โ when the time comes, i want you to take my place. i want you to run this family... if thatโs something that would interest you. โ
โ they know you're mine. they'll do as i say. โ
โ why would you do this now? picking away at old wounds... you know how it upsets me. โ
โ you still havenโt told me what you want for your birthday. โ
โ i donโt need your advice. i donโt care what you think. no one does. you are my driver. that is all you are. so stop talking and drive. โ
โ listen, i get that youโre angry, you know. but i was just doing my job, looking out for you. โ
โ iโm not gonna make it in a place like that. iโm gonna die in there. โ
โ itโs okay to be scared. i was scared at first, too, but itโs not so bad here. you get used to the noises. โ
โ a woman beat the shit out of me while everyone stood around and watched. so, yeah, i had an incident. โ
โ i donโt know how to convince you iโm sane when youโve already made up your mind about me. โ
โ i told you iโm fucking innocent. โ
โ iโm gonna get you something to eat. if you wanna get cleaned up, thereโs a towel and a change of clothes in the guest bath upstairs. โ
โ i trusted him... when everything in my body told me not to. i should have killed him when i had the chance. โ
โ you abandoned me. โ
โ i left because i had to. because i could. i know you didnโt have that choice, but Iโm here now. โ
โ you donโt have to pretend with me. โ
โ i havenโt forgotten, you know? the way you looked at me. so curious. โ
โ what did it feel like? to get to watch a person unravel? and now, youโre numbing yourself as punishment. โ
โ they think i'm broken. i'm not broken. โ
โ i'm not the one who's sick. and neither are you. the world is. โ
โ for the first time, i have hope. โ
โ to new beginnings. centโanni. โ
&. ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย dialogue prompts taken from the silent hill 2 remake, developed by bloober team. trigger warning for dark themes. feel free to change as you seem fit. )
โ in my restless dreams, i see that town. โ
โ hey, it's okay. i didn't mean to scare you. โ
โ i'm kind of lost. โ
โ i guess i don't really care if it's dangerous or not. i'm going either way. โ
โ what happened to this town? โ
โ whatever it is, it's not human. โ
โ i didn't do anything! he was like that when i got here. โ
โ you wanna come with? maybe together we can find a way out of this town. โ
โ sorry, but i can't leave. not yet. โ
โ are you afraid? โ
โ did you find the person that you were looking for? โ
โ don't worry, i'm not crazy. least, i don't think so. โ
โ should i go with you? this town really is dangerous. โ
โ what's a big dumb-dumb like you doing here anyway? โ
โ hey, that's not very nice. didn't your parents teach you any manners? โ
โ do i look like your girlfriend? โ
โ i can't believe it. your face, your voice... you could beโ โ
โ i don't look like a ghost, do i? see? warm. โ
โ i can show you if you want. unless you have somewhere else to be? something else to do? โ
โ hey, easy there. i'm just messing with you. โ
โ you're coming with me? can't you just tell me where it is? โ
โ what, you were just gonna leave me here? alone? with all these monsters around? โ
โ is it because i remind you of... her? โ
โ this place we're going to, what is it, exactly? โ
โ you ever stay in a place like this? the walls are so thin you can hear everything. love, hate, jealousy... โ
โ i think you just saved my life back there. โ
โ hey. you think i'd look good in this one? โ
โ this room... there's something wrong with it. i think we should leave. โ
โ oh, loosen up. it sure beats running around with those monsters out there. โ
โ what will you tell her if... when you find her? โ
โ oh, c'mon. don't give me that look. i was just kidding. โ
โ can we stay? just for a little while? โ
โ this place, this whole thing, it's like a nightmare. i just wanted to get away from it, even for a second. โ
โ here. something to take the edge off. โ
โ we should probably get going. โ
โ we could come back later, if you want. you know, in case we need a break. โ
โ i wanted to ask you... what if you can't find [ name ]? what will you do? โ
โ thanks for checking up on me. it's very sweet of you. โ
โ how do you know my name? โ
โ i'm sorry, but i can't let you just run around this place. you might get hurt. โ
โ please open the door. there's something in here. โ
โ i was almost killed back there! i've never been so scared in my whole life! โ
โ all you care about is that dead wife of yours. โ
โ you couldn't care less about me, could you? โ
โ stay with me. don't leave me alone again. you're supposed to take care of me. โ
โ i don't know, for some reason i feel like it's up to me to protect her. โ
โ well, whaddaya know... a stroll in the rain. how romantic. โ
โ i'm trying to keep things light. just humor me, okay? โ
โ you think you could give me a hand? โ
โ you're supposed to be the big man around here. how's a little girl like me supposed to help? โ
โ what's wrong? i thought you wanted to get out of here. โ
โ this place is different from what i remember. i guess... things never really stay the same, do they? โ
โ you... still don't want me to go with you? if we stick together, we just might make it out of here. โ
โ ain't no big deal. just put the gun to their head and... pow! โ
โ you can't just kill someone 'cause of the way they looked at you. โ
โ please. i'll be good. i promise. โ
โ it's always the same with you. you're only after one thing. โ
โ i don't know who you think i am, but i don't want to hurt you. โ
โ i thought that thing killed you...! are you hurt? โ
โ but that thing... it stabbed you. there was blood everywhere. โ
โ stabbed me? what do you mean? โ
โ honey... did something happen to you? โ
โ are you confusing me with someone else? โ
โ you said you took everything. but you forgot the videotape we made. โ
โ it doesn't matter who i am. i'm here for you. โ
โ see? i'm real. โ
โ don't you want to touch me? โ
โ i'll come back, i promise. โ
โ how many times do i have to kill you? โ
โ it doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once you're dead! โ
โ you wanna talk down to me some more? tell me to relax? โ
โ you know i'll find you! โ
โ guess i deserved it, huh? the fartface that i am. โ
โ you got any other things planned? i think i saw a dark room back there you could lock me up in. โ
โ where are you? i'm waiting for you. please, come to me. โ
โ i think you were right. what we're looking for... it's not here. โ
โ thank you for helping me earlier... but i wish you hadn't. โ
โ i know what you are. i know why i needed you. but it's all over now. i don't need you anymore. โ
โ it'd be easier if they just killed me. โ
โ why are you still here? i told you to go. โ
โ wait! please don't go. don't leave me alone. i didn't mean what i said. โ
โ please... tell me i'll be okay. โ
โ i'm here for you. so what if i'm not her? โ
โ i can give you what she never could. i can be better than her. โ
โ what else do you want me to be? โ
โ i won't let you do this to me. i won't let you go. โ
โ the truth is, i hated you. โ
โ i wanted my life back. โ
โ i tried. i really did. but... i just... can't go on without you. โ
โ i can't forgive myself for what i've done. โ
โ i want you to go on. i want you to live. for yourself and for others. โ
โ you made me happy. โ
&. ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย dialogueย promptsย takenย fromย furiosa: a mad max storyย (2024),ย directedย byย georgeย miller.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit.ย )ย
โ as the world falls around us,ย how must we brave its cruelties? โ
โ we should go back now. โ
โ i'll come with you. โ
โ the stars be with you. โ
โ who's coming for us? โ
โ who do we have here? โ
โ what do they call you? โ
โ now, you have had a hard day, haven't you? you must be exhausted. โ
โ there's only one thing i need you to do and that is rest. โ
โ you don't have to say a word, i promise. โ
โ tomorrow, i'll take you home. โ
โ keep an eye on her, keep her safe. โ
โ you're bleeding. โ
โ i'm not gonna leave you. โ
โ whatever you have to do, however long it takes, promise me youโll find your way home. โ
โ no, no, no. donโt look away. we mustnโt look away. โ
โ why would you run from me? โ
โ youโre gonna have to show me who you are. โ
โ you donโt have to watch if you donโt want to. โ
โ you may wanna close your eyes. โ
โ you will rule with me in the splendor of a new wasteland. โ
โ iโm afraid for you, sweetheart. really afraid. โ
โ witness me! โ
โ youโre all fools for coming here. โ
โ when things go bonkers, you have to adapt. โ
โ she looks nothing like you. โ
โ she has her motherโs perfections, and none of my deficiencies. โ
โ sheโs perfect. not like the genetic absurdities you have for sons. โ
โ would you like to stay here in the citadel? โ
โ if i let you stay and you grow to become a strong, healthy woman, you could become one of our wives. โ
โ no! sheโs not for sale, sheโs mine. โ
โ you behave, iโll behave. โ
โ where have i seen you before? โ
โ we're going to build ourselves a war rig. โ
โ he done the most runs on the fury road. and brung back the booty every time. โ
โ eyes left. theyโre flanking us. โ
โ youโre going to pull over and get out. โ
โ where did you think you were going? โ
โ there is nowhere else. this is the wasteland. wherever you thought you were going does not exist. โ
โ i lost my convoy. i lost my crew. iโm gonna have to start again. and iโm driving off thinking i ought to start with you. โ
โ you may be raw, but you have about you a purposeful savagery. โ
โ you give me time, iโll teach you everything you need to know about road war. โ
โ if you survive everything we take on together, youโll have all the skills you need to get wherever you wanna go. โ
โ keep it. youโll need it. โ
โ for you. for your travels. youโre done here. youโre free to go. โ
โ food, water, wheels, whatever you need. i'll help you put it together. give me a couple of days. โ
โ i want what you want. a full belly...ย and a fistful of bullets for a tank of gas. โ
โ weโre not leaving without our tankers full of gas. โ
โ you wanna get out of here, follow me. โ
โ letโs kill him. right now. โ
โ this place at the end of your map of secrets... where is it? โ
โ i wanna help you find this place. wherever it may be. โ
โ come with me. โ
โ there is no hope! not for them, not for you! certainly not for me! โ
โ itโs the price we all pay to survive in the wasteland. we cannot be soft! โ
โ stay! youโll find peace here. โ
โ if you find him, heโs mine. โ
โ gentlemans, itโs time. time to do war. โ
โ here, no time for long goodbyes. weโve done some mighty things together. goodbye. โ
โ youโve found me. โ
โ you could have necked me in the night, but you didnโt. โ
โ i have nothing. i am nothing. โ
โ remember me? โ
โ you crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. and only one thingโs gonna do that for you. and not hope. hate. โ
โ no shame in hate. it's one of the great forces of nature. โ
โ so... this is the day i die. iโve always wondered how. โ
โ my childhood. my mother. i want them back. โ
โ i'm right there, iโm right there with you. i too craved nothing but revenge. โ
โ if the shooter goes around the back, the shootee wonโt know the precise moment of the execution. โ
โ what you want, dear, are my cries of anguish. anguish without end. and if i could give you that, i would. โ
โ if you canโt do me quick, youโll have to do me slow. โ
โ iโve been waiting for someone like you, someone worthy of me. โ
โ no honor, no rule of law to sort things out. just two evil bastards out here in the wasteland. โ
โ you do this, you do this right, you become me. โ
โ i am nothing like you. โ
โ you are me. already dead. โ
โ to feel alive, we seek sensation. any sensation to wash away the cranky black sorrow. โ
โ the question is... do you have it in you to make it epic? โ
&. ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย another collection of smutty dialogue for you heathens (affectionate). please do not interact if you are under eighteen. feel free to edit and change how you seem fit. )
โ i know my worth. and if you want me, you'll do as i say. โ
โ you don't want me here? then why does your body say otherwise? โ
โ oh? does that turn you on? โ
โ you look good on your knees like this. โ
โ i'm not jealous. you're just mine. โ
โ i need you. please. i'll be quick. โ
โ you used to hate me, and now you can't take your eyes off me. โ
โ you want me quiet? make me. โ
โ i know you have one more for me. come on, i'm not done yet. โ
โ fuck, that was so hot. โ
โ such a good boy/girl. making me feel this good. โ
โ go on. fuck yourself on my cock. โ
โ you have no idea how long i've thought about having you like this. โ
โ keep the noise down, baby. you're too loud. โ
โ you taste so fucking good. โ
โ they can't fuck you like i can. โ
โ fuck, i've missed you. โ
โ keep going. just like that. โ
โ they don't get to have you like this, but i do. โ
โ pretty good, huh? i told you i'd make you feel good. โ
โ you're mine. and don't you forget it. โ
โ i'm not gonna last long if you tighten up like that, sweetheart. โ
โ what, got nothing to say? no matter, i'll have you screaming in no time. โ
โ just a little more. you can take a little more, can't you? โ
โ getting close? don't worry, i'll take care of you. โ
โ what would they think if they could see you now, huh? โ
โ maybe i should put my dick in your mouth so you'll shut up. โ
โ maybe if i sit on your face, that'll shut you up. โ
โ look at how well you take me. even though it's been so long. โ
โ it's apparent in your eyes โ you desire me. โ
โ don't stop. please, don't stop. โ
โ fucking doesn't involve this much talking normally. โ
โ you want this, don't you? want me all over you? inside you? โ
โ don't forget who you belong to. โ
โ if you want something, then you ask for it. โ
โ when was the last time someone fucked you? โ
โ i'll make us feel good. you'll love this. โ
โ how was that? satisfying enough for you? โ
โ oh no, i'm not finished with you yet. โ
โ what, afraid i might break you? โ
โ what, afraid you'll break me? โ
โ stop teasing and just put it in already. โ
โ fuck me harder. don't you want to make me feel good? โ
โ that's it, babygirl. โ
โ you want me to sit on your face? โ
โ i want this. let me have you like this. โ
โ now that you've given me what i want, i can give you what you need. โ
โ don't just stand there, you tease. come here and let me taste. โ
โ i want you like you used to have me. like we had nothing else to live for. โ
โ how do you want me โ spread out on the bed or up against the wall? take your pick. i don't mind. โ
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&. ๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ (๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฌ?) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย variousย dialogueย promptsย toย sendย toย yourย worstย enemyย (affectionate).ย feelย freeย toย changeย howย youย seemย fit.ย )
โ oh great, it's you again. โ
โ you? kill me? that's funny. โ
โ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. โ
โ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. โ
โ do us both a favor. stay away from me. โ
โ you really are an asshole, you know that? โ
โ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? โ
โ sometimes i think you must hate me. โ
โ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. โ
โ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. โ
โ well, someone's cranky today. โ
โ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. โ
โ just stay out of my way. โ
โ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. โ
โ what is it you want this time? โ
โ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. โ
โ do you honestly think this is easy for me? โ
โ why would i ever want to be friends with you? โ
โ can we please just talk? โ
โ there is nothing for us to talk about. โ
โ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. โ
โ touch me, and you're dead. โ
โ oh, so now you care? โ
โ there is something deeply wrong with you. โ
โ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... โ
โ you don't think we could be friends, do you? โ
โ i'm tired of fighting against you. โ
โ don't pretend you give a shit about me. โ
โ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. โ
โ oh, don't be cute. โ
โ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? โ
โ we're not good for each other. โ
โ if i say yes, will you shut up? โ
โ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? โ
โ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. โ
โ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. โ
โ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. โ
โ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? โ
โ don't think this changes anything between us. โ
โ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. โ
โ if you die, i'll kill you. โ
โ is that a challenge? โ
โ ah, so you're not heartless after all. โ
โ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. โ
โ you never cared about me, so why now? โ
โ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? โ
โ i don't even remember why we started fighting. โ
โ i don't have time for distractions right now. โ
โ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. โ
โ enemies make the best lovers, you know. โ
just a little reminder that we've reached the point in the year where people aren't going to be as active on their blogs, either due to going back to school, work, or just other things going on in their lives. if you've noticed a decrease in your activity or less people being active on your dash, this is most likely the reason. it's okay to be upset about not getting interactions, but please be mindful that others may have other things going on outside of the rpc!
&. ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐๐ (๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 5 & 6 ( "eat at baratie!" & "the chef and the chore boy" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ how about we sail away as fast as we can? โ
โ about the battle, you wanna talk about it? โ
โ there's something on the breeze. smells like butter. soy sauce. and meat. โ
โ think he has brain damage? โ
โ i smell food, which means that there's someone somewhere cooking. โ
โ what's a... baratie? โ
โ let's eat! โ
โ you'll have to excuse them. they're idiots. โ
โ wanna take this outside? โ
โ are you asking me to dance? 'cause i kind of had my eye on that blonde at table eight. โ
โ i call it a true bluefin sautรฉ. it's elephant tuna, seared asparagus, in a sweet soy reduction. โ
โ if i gotta sling one more prime rib medium-well, i am going to drop dead of boredom, you old shitbag! โ
โ this ain't gonna be a fight. i'm just going to kill him. โ
โ hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. โ
โ one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal? โ
โ apologies, madam, i didn't see you there. โ
โ something wrong with your eye? โ
โ just blinded by your beauty. โ
โ nami's got a boyfriend. โ
โ did i catch you in the middle of something? โ
โ just killing some time. โ
โ who's the quarry? โ
โ doesn't sound like much of a challenge. โ
โ why are you after me? โ
โ you woke me from my nap. โ
โ i can't eat another bite. but it's so good. โ
โ who the hell is monkey d. luffy? โ
โ i don't even think there's liquor in this. it tastes just like candy. โ
โ who's ready for another drink? my treat. โ
โ i don't really do regret. no point in looking back. โ
โ sometimes, when i try to look ahead, all i see is back. โ
โ you know, you're a really good cook. โ
โ if a man is hungry, i feed him. โ
โ what are you carrying around that's so heavy? โ
โ i bet i know more about you than you do about me. โ
โ i guess something about you, you drink. you guess something about me, i drink.โ
โ i have business with your captain. if you know what's good for you, you'll hand him over. โ
โ i've been following your career since i was a child. it's an honor to finally meet you, sir. which is why it pains me to inform you that tomorrow... you're going to die. โ
โ accept my challenge. you'll see how serious i am. โ
โ you want me to say you're the best? you're the best. okay? โ
โ you're the best i've ever seen, but you are not better than him. โ
โ why do you give a shit? โ
โ because you're my friend, you idiot. โ
โ you said it yourself. you don't have any friends. โ
โ what is that? i'm here for a sword fight. โ
โ i don't hunt rabbits with a cannon. โ
โ you're brave. i'll give you that. โ
โ wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame. โ
โ this world could use a few more wild cards. โ
โ it's too soon for you to die. grow strong and come find me. i'll be waiting. โ
โ you could never fail me. โ
โ look, i'm not gonna lie to you. he's lost a lot of blood. it might be too late for him. but it might not be. โ
โ he's got one foot in each world right now, caught between life and death. you have to find a way to keep him tethered to our world. โ
โ nice of you to announce yourself. โ
โ i don't take orders. not even from the likes of you. โ
โ what's the matter? don't like fish? โ
โ if you don't want the fish, i got two-inch t-bones in the kitchen. or maybe you're in the mood for saffron risotto? โ
โ i can make anything. just tell me what you want. โ
โ being a captain, it's the toughest job in the world, okay? โ
โ how'd you two meet? were you on his crew or something? โ
โ oregano's for savages! โ
โ you've got a sharp tongue on you, boy. how about i cut it out and fry it up with some pig fat? โ
โ do what you want, but i'm not gonna die here. โ
โ they're all dead, except for us. โ
โ you ate it? you ate your own leg? โ
โ you don't even know me. why would you do that for a stranger? โ
โ so i'm gonna need you to live on. and i'm gonna need you to fulfill that dream... for both of us. โ
โ have any idea what that's like? having someone lose a limb to save your life? โ
โ sometimes, when you are in charge, you have to make the tough decisions. โ
โ i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream. โ
โ isn't there something that you want? something more than anything else in this world? โ
โ not everyone gets to follow their dreams. โ
โ did you not hear what i just said? they are hunting you. we need to run. โ
โ i can't let innocent people get hurt because of me. โ
โ i hear you're looking for me. โ
โ so this is the pirate i've heard so much about? โ
โ do you know who i am, boy? โ
โ how'd you even know how to find me? โ
โ if you bow down to me, i might even let you serve in my kingdom. โ
โ i don't bow down to any man. โ
โ i told you in the bar i didn't have any friends, but the truth is, i couldn't let myself have them... because i always end up hurting the people closest to me. โ
โ why waste your time killing a devil fruit eater? let the sea do it for you. โ
โ what is your problem? โ
โ me? i'm fine. you're the one with the problem. โ
โ you're not gonna be anything, not if you stay here. โ
โ it's not like i can just leave. โ
โ don't you get it? it's one thing to have a dream. it's another to go after it. โ
โ you want my permission? you got it. โ
โ i didn't know what to say before, but i know what to say now, and it's so simple. i need you. โ
โ you gonna keep talking, or let me get some sleep? โ
โ i vow to stand by your side from now until the end. โ
โ you're my captain, and i'm your first mate. โ
โ heard you guys need a cook. โ
โ why are we bringing the waiter? โ
โ you keep your feet dry. โ
โ you know, all these years, living under your shitty roof, cooking at your shitty restaurant... i owe you my life! โ
โ thank you for putting up with my shit all these years, old man. โ
โ i'll never forget you! โ
&. ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐๐ (๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 3 & 4 ( "tell no tales" & "the pirates are coming" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ when are you gonna stop wasting your life? it's pathetic. โ
โ it's our jolly roger. every pirate crew has to have one. and now we do! โ
โ why did i have to get dragged along for this? โ
โ you think you can do anything i can't do? โ
โ i was just... i was trying to help. โ
โ you got to be kidding me. that clown was worth 15 million berry. we should've stuffed his head in a bag and brought it with us. โ
โ who would pay you that bounty anyway? you're kind of a wanted man yourself now. โ
โ well, it's about time one of my sorry excuses for a supporting cast showed up. โ
โ arlong wants a word. โ
โ well, you can tell arlong... that i don't take requests. โ
โ how much do these cost? โ
โ if you have to ask, you can't afford it. โ
โ listen. we are going to need something a little less flashy if we want to sneak out of here. โ
โ you want to steal a ship? โ
โ a ship is not just a ship. it's a part of our crew. โ
โ real beauty, huh? โ
โ wait! wait! wait! i can help you. โ
โ our experiences don't define us. it's what we gain from them that matters. you learned, and you survived. โ
โ we've had this discussion. you mustn't show up unannounced. โ
โ have you come to tell me another story? i do love hearing about your adventures. โ
โ when are you ever going to get the opportunity to wear things this nice? โ
โ all this stuff. all this space. it's gotta make a person feel... lonely. โ
โ i know i can be a tad overprotective at times, but it's just because i couldn't bear to think what i would do were something to happen to you. โ
โ have we met before? you look familiar. โ
โ being a pirate has been my dream for as long as i can remember. and i'm finally making it a reality. โ
โ i'm sorry. am i interrupting something? โ
โ is this the best way to ask for an autograph? โ
โ i'm here to remind you of your place in the food chain. โ
โ you bore me, clown. โ
โ so we're friends now? you don't even know me. โ
โ wo what do we do now? have a sleepover? do each other's makeup? โ
โ i don't want your pity. โ
โ have you ever lost anyone close to you? โ
โ you're not very good at this friends thing, are you? โ
โ you don't think she, like, like likes me, do you? โ
โ if you're gonna talk about feelings, i'm really gonna need a drink. โ
โ i knew i'd seen your face somewhere. on a wanted poster. โ
โ i guess some fruit gets so bruised, it can't help but to be rotten at the core. โ
โ let's fight with real blades to see who's best. โ
โ but if you want to beat me, you'd better be ready to kill me. โ
โ i don't think you know what the truth is anymore. โ
โ i'm done running. i'm not leaving your side. not until i know you're safe. โ
โ if we stay here, we die. we have to leave now. โ
โ two swords not enough? maybe you should've brought more. โ
โ if you just give up, what has all our training been for? โ
โ let's fight every day. we'll keep getting better and stronger until one of us becomes the greatest. โ
โ you'd do that for me? โ
โ now, i need you to be strong so we can get out of here. โ
โ a dead pirate weighs the same as a live one. โ
โ let's not make this more difficult than it need be, hmm? โ
โ you'll never get a peaceful night's rest because someone's always waiting to slit your throat. โ
โ i've killed more crewmates than i care to remember. they're expendable. every single one of them. โ
โ being a pirate is not about raiding villages or perfect plans. it's about adventure. and freedom. โ
โ you gave up on your dream. no one who does that can ever call themselves a pirate. โ
โ i'll see you again someday. โ
โ from now on, it's all gonna be smooth sailing. โ
โ you had to open your mouth. โ
&. ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐๐ (๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 1 & 2 ( "romance dawn" & "the man in the straw hat" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ do you have any last words? โ
โ the sea's been calling. well, not exactly calling, because i pretty much can't swim, but you get the idea. โ
โ so what do you say? are you with me? โ
โ liar! i know zoro must be after me. who else is worthy of his pursuit? โ
โ who's the most powerful pirate on the seas? โ
โ first things first. do you have any food here? โ
โ you don't look like a pirate. โ
โ i'm not afraid of getting hurt. and i'll prove it to you. โ
โ i don't get it. why would anyone want to be a pirate? โ
โ you have the wind on your back, the salty sea air, your loyal crew by your side. you never know what's on the horizon. it's all about being... free. โ
โ you should never let anyone tell you what you can't do. โ
โ well, remember the name, 'cause i'm gonna be king of the pirates. โ
โ people often visit shrines to light candles for those they've lost. who are yours for? โ
โ you've been following me for three days. what do you want? โ
โ look, i've been practicing what my face is gonna look like on my wanted poster.โ
โ i've no doubt your mug will be on a wanted poster one day. โ
โ all he did was spill a drink on me. โ
โ you should've fought back! why didn't you kick his ass? โ
โ not everything can be solved with violence. a man needs to be strong, but he also needs to be good. โ
โ you're not a real man. you're nothing but a coward. โ
โ you ate a devil fruit? โ
โ ever since i was a kid, i wanted to protect people that can't protect themselves.โ
โ if that's what you want, i think you should do it. i'll help you out. โ
โ my crew was attacked by pirates. i barely managed to make it out alive. โ
โ rice balls. for you. โ
โ you shouldn't draw your blade unless you're prepared to use it. โ
โ don't kill me, please. my father will give you anything you want. โ
โ i'd say you live up to your reputation. โ
โ what's up with the third sword? i mean, where does it even go? โ
โ what do you say, puppy? do you want to do a trick for me? sit up and beg. โ
โ i kill your kind for a living. โ
โ i mean it. i don't owe you anything. โ
โ you are going to get us both caught if you keep stomping around this place. โ
โ that was amazing. admit it. we do make a pretty good team. โ
โ so why did you decide to become a thief? โ
โ i needed to eat. you do what you have to, to survive. โ
โ you're right. nothing is more important than food. โ
โ all great fighters call out their finishing moves. โ
โ i don't work for you. โ
โ i'm sensing a little bit of tension amongst the crew. โ
โ before we met, every choice was made for me. but now i'm gonna do what i want to do. โ
โ next time we meet, we might be enemies. but for now... we're friends. โ
โ i'm feeling so... so piratey. โ
โ well, you're gonna end up feeling watery if i have to throw you overboard. i told you i need absolute silence. โ
โ don't mess with my hat. โ
โ oh, i'm sorry. were we interrupting your beauty sleep? โ
โ don't like what you see? look away. โ
โ you have a lot of names. i bet everyone in the east blue knows who you are. โ
โ are you making fun of my nose? โ
โ i know your type. if there's nothing to gain, you're out. โ
โ truthfully? i'm kind of hungry. โ
โ who are you trying to impress? a lost love? an absent parent? or was it someone that you worshipped? โ
โ i used to know a pirate that wore a hat just like this. โ
โ for a time, i even thought we were friends. until he betrayed me. just like all the others. โ
โ he wanted to keep me out of the spotlight! he wanted to keep my star from shining too brightly! โ
โ is that what he did to you? did he betray you, too? โ
โ you can slice me and you can dice me, but i'll always put myself back together again. โ
โ i've been thinking about you for years. โ
โ i know you're upset, but you should eat something. โ
โ you're never not hungry. what's going on? โ
โ you can spill a drink on me and i'll let it slide, but don't you ever threaten my friends. โ
โ you can't make people love you. just like you can't make them smile. โ
โ you really think anyone is coming for you? they don't care. and no one is gonna miss you when you're dead. โ
โ get lost. โ
โ i'm just glad that you're okay. โ
โ what was that? i couldn't hear you over all the drowning. โ
โ you really don't fear death, do you? โ
โ what's the plan? you do have a plan, right? that's your thing, plans. โ
โ you want out? you know the price you have to pay. โ
โ you want a piece of me? let's see what you got. โ
โ i think i'll miss you most of all. โ
โ we're gonna be the greatest pirates the world has ever seen. even greater than your crew. โ
โ this hat is the most precious thing i own. it means the world to me. and i want you to take it. โ
โ when we meet again, you can give it back to me. โ
โ is every day gonna be this crazy with you? โ
โ if the path to what you want seems too easy, then you're on the wrong path. โ
