𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐒; loved dearly by fable ( they / she ) ; rules beneath the cut. minors and personals dni.
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i know these kind of make me sound rude, but i figure it's best to be blunt than have misunderstandings. i'm easy to get along with, promise <3
i only write with 18+ muns. if you’re a minor / your age is not listed clearly on your blog, i will softblock you. don’t lie to me about your age, you’ll be hard blocked if i find out.
for blogs that i can’t see myself interacting with i will soft block you to keep my followers clean. personal blogs will be hard blocked unless a sideblog is attached to it and i can clearly see that your personal blog is a hub. additionally, do not spam re-follow me to get me to follow back, that will jus make me hard block instead.
i am 21, but i doubt nsfw content will show up very often. that said, if nsfw content does show up, it will be tagged as “ ( nsfw. ) ” and anything bordering that will be tagged just the same, as “ ( suggestive. ) “
i don’t use too much formatting, just small text + bold & italics, but let me know if i need to not use small text for our threads!! as for if i’ll use icons, the longer the reply, the less likely i am to use an icon. shitposts / one liners probably will have one just so it’s not an awkwardly small textpost.
do not reblog memes from me. it clogs my notifications and stresses me out. source from me all you want, but don’t reblog from me if literally any other source is available. i will hard block you if it happens repeatedly.
if you need something tagged, just tell me! i’ll do my best to remember, but please remind me if i happen to forget. the system i use is “[trigger] tw”!! as for what i need tagged, all i ask is for visuals of sunflowers to be tagged with helianthophobia or just “ sunflowers ” ; either is fine, i have both of them blocked.
so, this will probably take a while yet, but i have been quietly remaking a ton of bios from several different blogs because i do plan to move my active muses to one big multifandom blog. since genshin is my most active fandom atm, i'll probably drop the url once a lot of those bios are done since the most i really have to do is just copy-paste stuff over. whether i move then or not, i'm not sure, but. figured i would at least announce that i do intend to move at some point.
i've made too many of this specific kind of meme by now but it's not my fault we have constant joint custody of the clown brain cell!! there are a few brief mentions of suicide + suggestive content, but that should be the worst of it. enjoy <3
consciousness is a disease and it is incurable.
men will literally decay before they admit to their gay urges.
this new trauma didn't make me want to kill myself as much as it could have!
you were studying the blade, i was getting dicked down. we are not the same.
i guess i'll embrace it then, time to whore myself out.
i don't understand sports slang because, like... i'm hot.
"what's poppin'!" my will to live like a balloon, [name].
if i were eve in the garden of eden, the devil would've gotten my ass with a babybel.
i may desire him carnally, but that's a different story.
could the opposite of the ick be the slick?
why house husband shaped if not meant to get railed in the kitchen?
the first to betray me had a god complex. he was my father.
what is it that makes you not wanna go apeshit? societal expectations? catholic guilt?
i'm once again saying that [name] has prey energy.
i wanna study [name] like a lab rat.
i will kiss you on the mouth, with or without tongue. your choice.
my brother in christ, you are scaring the indie whores.
i'm not getting paid to make good decisions, so why bother with them?
“You have always been the worst of my children,” he said. “Be sure to not dishonor me.” “I have a better idea. I will do as I please, and when you count your children, leave me out.”
Another thing I wanna mention about Suzuki’s family is that, while they all got along and were incredibly close, it wasn’t exactly the healthiest situation. Her parents were kind and loving, but they also played favorites depending on which sibling was in control. Before Suzuki decided she wanted to train with her brothers, she was the least favorite. But then she quickly surpassed her brothers and continued to rise even above her parents in skill, and then suddenly she became their favorite. All of her brothers adored her and she adored them too, but there was an unspoken acknowledgment of how their parents favored Suzuki over them, and it only became more apparent after her third tournament victory. And while her brothers all accepted this and were still happy, they were still treated as inferior, and that’s part of the reason she pays such close attention to who holds power in society, it’s how she was raised.
Later, during the Tragedy, that subconscious displeasure of being less important is what leads all her brothers to despair, and the mentality of “I have to survive, my parents NEED me to” is what pushes her forward. The lifestyle that pushed her brothers to despair is, ironically, the very same thing that helped Suzuki survive.
So during brief manakete discussion this morning, I've decided that there's two things about Leo's appearance that stand out:
His ears are pointed!! Not as much as Corrin's of course, but still just enough to be noticeable.
His teeth are significantly sharper than they should be and he's incredibly upset about this in particular because he keeps biting his own tongue and it hurts really bad why isn't there a spell or something he can use to protect his tongue–
@angerdriven asked: “I’m talking to you, get the fuck up!” Leon lol
and to think leon believed that, for once, he could actually get through a nap without something getting in his way. maybe he should just start expecting the worst. or, maybe, he should just stop expecting decency from tozen. either way, it wouldn’t be that disappointing when it inevitably happened again.
“ pipe down, you ass, i know who you’re talkin’ to. really aren’t many other leons around here for you to go off at, is there... ” begrudgingly, he sits up from the tree he hoped he could rest under, rubbing his eyes to clear the sleepiness from them. might as well accept that he’ll be up for a while longer. “ look, if you’re here to get on my case about skipping practice, i’m gonna tune you out real fast. y’know, like i did last time, and every time before that? just gimme a break, man. geez... ”
“It’s fine I don’t need you anyways, I have an entire jar of Nutella.. and a spoon.”
“Now that we’re done fighting for our lives, it’s kind of like a bad sit-com.”
“I wasn’t prepared for that to hurt me in that way.”
“I’m not ashamed. At all. You have a good butt, ___.”
“I’ve been perpetually screaming on Twitter, but that’s nothing new.”
“I’ll admit, I get excited about water features.”
“I wouldn’t want you to adopt me if you weren’t fun.”
“My standard of people often is just, ‘Would ___ do this? Then they may be unstable.’“
“Sounds like something ___ would do.”
“How am I ever going to romance a newsie or a hockey player under these restrictions?”
“I require constant validation otherwise I talk to boys on Tinder.”
“___ SAID POLYAM RIGHTS!”
“Why would you go on any dates when I am already prepared to marry you?”
“I may be small and hate confrontation but I’m gonna throw down with the universe.”
“I am not alive, simply not dead.”
“I GOT A NEW FISH!!!”
“THAT’S NOT FUNNY WHY AM I LAUGHING??”
“It’s 11am and I’m having an identity crisis, coffee is fun.”
“Guess why I wanna jump out a window this morning.”
“What if - hear me out - when we move, instead of getting a dog… we get an octopus.”
“___ owns my heart but ADHD owns my brain.”
“That’s going on my dating profile.”
“I need to learn how to cartwheel.”
“You can absolutely crush me at Mario Kart any day, sir.”
“My brain shouldn’t have rights.”
“THERE ARE TWO PAIRS. A PAIR OF PAIRS. THAT IS TOO MANY.”
“Guy on Tinder complimented my dog instead of me and I ain’t even mad.”
“That belongs on Twitter. Fuck. I’ve done it again.”
“I interrupted kink speak for this.”
“My mom roasted me again.”
“Whenever ___ sings I want to eat his fucking voice and absorb it into my body, trap it in a necklace like a sea witch. I just… Mmm…”
“___ is majoring in DISASTER MANAGEMENT in FLORIDA and I’m speechless.”
“You ever listen to Hozier just to feel an emotion?”
“APPARENTLY the way I text is INTIMIDATING to SOME PEOPLE.”
“Anyway not to expose myself but I really thought you were gonna call me a power bottom.”
“Having your toes licked is very weird and I do not enjoy it.”
“This is awful… Do you wanna do it?”
“____ is going to superhell.”
“I am so emotional about this bastard man.”
“I am going to push you down a flight of stairs.”
“That is my emotional support gang leader.”
“I WANT TO LEAVE THE ROOM BUT THE ROOM IS MY BRAIN. WHY DO I GOTTA BE STUCK WITH MYSELF FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?”
“The universe may be speaking to me.”
“Please date me. I have no redeeming qualities but please?”
“I swear the only reason I believe in God at this point is because there are too many weird fucking coincidences in my life I know that bitch has gotta be fucking with me.”
“Just tried to turn my laptop brightness down with the volume keys again, things are going well.”
Anyway while I’m on a Brynhildr kick: it’s described as “ a tome that can manipulate earth, gravity, and life ”, and while that’s an incredible kind of magic, there are also several side effects. Brynhildr requires energy from something, and that “something” happens to be the one who wields it. Which means, after extensive use, Brynhildr can leave Leo feeling light-headed / “floaty”, nauseous, or fatigued. Over the years, he’s built up a pretty good tolerance to the effects, but he also never used it quite as much as he does during canon events, especially in Conquest or Revelations. The only reason he’s able to manipulate his surroundings to such an extent in his Birthright cutscene is because he just hasn’t been using it as often as he would in Corrin’s ranks.
In the first two routes, though, he may appear dazed or slightly off-balance due to frequent use, which…is kind of a bad thing considering he still has a horse to ride and navigate. It isn’t impossible to do so, but he does have to take extra care in moving her around and knows to take things a little slower than he normally would ( which is also the explanation I like to give for his godawful speed stat lol ). Because of the side effects listed, in an absolute worst case scenario, extreme overuse could render him immobile for days until his energy fully returns.
To add onto this, in a very literal sense, the skill Lifetaker is incredibly useful not only from a gameplay perspective, but also a story one since it takes energy from those he has to kill and restores his energy, which obviously keeps him going. However, this is also not without flaw as using it too much can give him the equivalent of a sugar high, which means once that excess wears off, he will crash. Both Brynhildr and Lifetaker work well when used together in moderation, but too much of either can seriously hurt both his performance and his body.
