Sun-Chan 🍑

I came for the tits.

[shinsekaicons]

No Game No Life ▪ Like/reblog if you save.

© on twitter @exorcirst

[am-gay-and-afraid]

someone from death note needs to say “take the L”

[notmytmblr]

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4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[susanoomon]

After a hiatus, im back  (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

Also, he ready for halloween

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[lisas-stuff-and-junk-deactivate]

That is adorable.

[himurakenshin]

i put a lot of effort and hours into this

[waifubuki]

[anicastes]

Bye, mean, lying jerk Joro!

[anicastes]

Goodbye, insensitive, cruel jerk Joro.

[happypoppin]

yukina ♡ lisa phone wallpapers ε ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ, ᴀɴᴏɴ! ✧･ﾟ:

[thebootydiaries]

How to college:

drink coffee

cry

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[starrylovesuggestions]

Sometimes i wonder if you know how starstruck you have me ☆

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[randomslasher]

The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was: 

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!” 

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle. 

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is. 

[takashiyasui]

after the super typhoon