getcha head in the game

My name is Emily. I'm a little gay and I like TV shows.

[nicksmcvie]

“Stevie Nicks surrounds herself with girls. Wherever she goes, she brings girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “And there is never — ever — a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks.”

— (via bjorkdoll)

[gayerluke]

i think about this every day of my life

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

Hot take: Stevie Nicks is actually the goddess Artemis.

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[meanplastic]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

this kid gets it

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[programmerhumour]

Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

[thebootydiaries]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[thebootydiaries]

[transhumanesque-deactivated2020]

the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

[kata4a]

oh like you’re not

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[xanny]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I don’t think Massachusetts Memes knows what memes are

[jasper-rolls]

they right tho

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

womanhood is like. *has a dream about being stalked* *has a complicated relationship with ur mother* *writes poetry in the notes app* *is antagonized purposely by male coworker* *looks in the mirror for a long time* *shares knowing looks with ur female friends* *shares everything w your female friends* *has a dream about your mothers trauma* *shares trauma with every woman alive* *avoids looking in the mirror*