There's A Method To My Madness

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me: i know we just met but im in love with you

stray cat whos letting me pet her: meow meow meow

[poisonedsequin]

elie saab spring 2020 couture

[babyanimalgifs]

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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[catchymemes]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[penguintim]

[starrypier-deactivated20230630]

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

[unsurebear]

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[igmakeup]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[vethox]

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

[loveethic]

[sizvideos]

[aidashakur]

[tellyjpg]

when i care, i care hard. when i don’t give a fuck, i reallly don’t give a fuck

[hiyathisisaria]

Please, no more temporary people.