by Loryn Brantz
trying on a metaphor

roma★
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
tumblr dot com
DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

JVL
taylor price
almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Mike Driver

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from South Africa
seen from Italy

seen from Singapore

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
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seen from Russia
seen from Singapore
seen from Finland

seen from United States
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@kneekey
by Loryn Brantz
Living the dream.
Holiday fashion goals.
Look, we both know how I feel about you so I’m just going to shoot straight.
I’m still crying
“Hi, I’m Chuck! Here’s a few things you might need to know.”
September 24th, 2007 ♥ 10 years of Chuck.
anxiety: they hate you
me: who hates me
anxiety: they
Oliphaunts. Like elephants, but pronounced cooler.
J.R.R. Tolkien, waking up at 3 am in a cold sweat with an amazing idea for a fantasy creature that he simply must share with the world (via lotrfansaredorcs)
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
chuck posters // 2007 - 2012
my heart
yo what are you always so stressed about?
me:
This is too much
Hi baby <3
HI, I LOVE YOU.
When men think they’re special for having basic human decency.