this is your captain speaking

🏳️‍🌈🤠⚽️

[kneesocks77]

the thighs the calves the legs hello

[hardtchill]

Tobin in 2012: nooooo, i don't want to hang out with Christen pouts

Tobin in 2023: yoooo my wife Christen is so perfect and i love her more than everything

[kneesocks77]

look at tobin’s smile

are you serious

[pressandheath1723]

🔥🔥🫣 watch the hand 🥵

[kneesocks77]

NEVER DREAMED OF BEING A HAND BEFORE

[hyperfixationsstation]

ESPYS 2023

[kneesocks77]

they’ve simply never looked better 🥵

[leveloneandup]

Tobin Heath, Christen Press | 2023 ESPYs - July 12, 2023

[kneesocks77]

they’re perfect

[kneesocks77]

just really never thought I’d see the day we’d get gay aunt vacay preath and here we are and that’s on me for not believing there is a god

[wosobronze-deactivated20240613]

nah bc this is my new fav thing🤭🤣

[kneesocks77]

stop it stop it right now

[incorrectnwsl]

Kristie Mewis: Name one mean thing I’ve ever done to you.

Sam Mewis: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.

Kristie: They’re not.

Sam: Haha, very funny.

Kristie: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?

Sam: No, what happened?

Kristie: Literally why would you fall for this again.

Sam:

[kneesocks77]

sheesh 🥵

[saucysonnetts]

sonnett vs kc current (june 10, 2023)

[kneesocks77]

this is all I care about

[keira-w0lsh-deactivated20230803]

THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

[keiraxlucy]

Seeing Keira absolutely annihilate Colin the Caterpillar has made my day fr. Biting into it like an apple is such unhinged behaviour I love it

[williamson97-deactivated2023102]

Errrrm are you joking? I… 😍

[kneesocks77]

sheesh 🔥 😅

[kneesocks77]

MY HEARTTTTT

[womanwithahotdogstand]

Did we…

Did we just make it through an entire half of a USWNT game without hearing Dansby Swanson’s name.