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Hehe imma nive

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one time I got called a slur. Not a specific slur, this guy just looked at me and said "slur"

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color theory is a FUCKING HO and I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH and I'm gonna FUCKING MARRY IT GOD DAMNITTTT I hate everything nothing has meaning

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i uhh... Found my mom's label maker...

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actualky you should come to my church because we have laser pointers taped to our kitchen ceiling, and we actually use them!

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hmm my fanfics been too unserious for far too long, I think I have to kill someone

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lol I feel so tuff pulling out a pocket knife in the middle of my class to sharpen my colored pencils so I can draw pretty flowers

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help why is my dad teaching me how to say "go fuck your mother you son of a bitch" in Spanish HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH

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i think I'm gonna start referring to people as "all-powerful gender-ambiguous divas" to avoid any possible misgendering

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wow what a pretty flower! It'd be a shame if something were to-

oh! Ok so we're doing that! Ummmmm

(that was gum btw)

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my queue is actually so good right now you guys are not ready for the next few days

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being bisexual is so funny because like my taste is so different for guys and girls like literally;

Guys: cute, goofy, harmless, kinda spacy

But also

Girls: scary, could kill me, has probably considered it

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my little pony is actually so iconic wth

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ok but have you considered space perchance

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guys I fear painting is hard

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you ever meet someone and you just get that vibe where you're like oh yeah I would absolutely go to hell and back for I am your new number one fan you're perfect and could never do anything wrong but like in a platonic way or am I just fucked in the head

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if I had to guess, I'd say I was born to fight evil, probably