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Hehe imma nive

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me: ugh! You smell like a wet dog!

Her:

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wait did you know everyone has their own experiences and you shouldn't judge them based on your experiences?

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yewterdwy I was at a pride event and there was one guy protesting and the first time I saw him he was completely surrounded by people with pride flags and signs plus two gay Jesus and then I walked past him again like half an hour later and he was laying face down on top of his signs yelling "you will face judgement" sounding like he was on the verge of tears with both gay Jesus still there saying "nah you're good" to everyone who passed

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my lifelong desire is to be hugh jackman

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we are living in a cereal world

And I am a cereal girl.

-a poem by me

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okay we get it youre made of cornstarch no need to brag about it

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i know a secret spell that makes you become more confident it's called taking off your shirt

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guys, punctuation is important. Example:

Man, I love gay Jesus · me proffesing love of gay Jesus

Man: I love gay Jesus · a man proffesing love of gay Jesus

Man I love gay = Jesus · the only man I love is gay Jesus

Man "I love gay" Jesus · man Jesus, known for love of gay

See my point?

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have you ever thought about or noticed how seatbelts are actually super sexual

[theplanz]

what how

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oh you know... The pointy sticky outy part... Goes in a hole...

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have you ever thought about or noticed how seatbelts are actually super sexual

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pov you're trying to tie off a bracelet and suddenly your fingers are ten times as large as ussual

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dont mind me just gonna set stabbed 55 times

[hot-takes-offical]

Hey guys. Blog url is self explanatory I think. Uhhhh giggity giggity intro post or whatever idk

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i fear this could get interesting

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That was a wild year...

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Cool ass banner

i had to go check what my banner was lol but thanks

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just because I know for a fact this is 100% fake doesn't mean it's not real okay

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i sincerely apologize for punching you in the face. It won't happen again.

It might happen again.

Probably will.

Also not sorry