I swear I was gonna put something here.

I have no idea what i'm doing, but I do it very well.

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One of these is not like the other

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The Secret

Yang: "Not fair! How'd you get so strong all the sudden?"

Jaune: "I ate three gummi vitamins instead of two!"

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Too Much Honesty

Papa Arc: "I'll never forget meeting your mother. Her eyes were like the stars... not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart."

Mama Arc: *smacks the back of his head*

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Classic Jaune

Jaune: "Make out? No thanks. I'm saving these lips for the sweet kiss of death."

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Jaune: "Yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in the dark wondering why you're not good enough?"

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If anyone asks why I like Jaune.

When fighting, everybody else is playing Devil May Cry. Jaune's playing Dark Souls.

We all been there.

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*Nora explains what happened before they arrived in Atlas*

Fiona: "You got smacked by the might of Atlas, how are you still alive!?"

Jaune: "Funny story! I actually did die for a few seconds, but hell was full."

Elm: "I like 'im!"

Ruby: "He's ours! Also, what?"

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A favorite.

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Jaune: "We were making love and I now realize she said "cum for me" but at the time I thought she said "comfort me", so I stopped and hugged her."

Blake: "You're an idiot. A deaf, wholesome idiot."

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Jaune: *walking around the camp in Mantle in his onesey to go to bed*

Guy in the crowd: "Jesus Christ man, save some pussy for the rest of us!"

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Papa Arc: Remember Jaune  the one thing all girls look for is confidence.

Jaune: Wow really, you know maybe if I had a family that believed in me or gave me even the basic of training, I might actually have some of that.

Papa Arc: . .

Jaune: But  I can confidently say, If I die in Beacon I’m coming back to haunt all of you.

Papa Arc: . . Tell me Jaune have you heard of this great thing called Aura?

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You know that’s actually a terrific point.

“Just have confidence, kid! By the way you can always come back if it doesn’t work out.”

Like damn brother, why don’t you just shoot him in the foot right then and there? Maybe Jaune’s family life isn’t as good and wholesome as we tend to assume.

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Cinder: "Get ready to die!"

Jaune: "Good luck! I'm so tanky I gotta smack my nuts on a table just to feel something."

Emerald: "Weird flex but okay."

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Another Day in the JNPR Dorm

Pyrrha, knocking on the bathroom door: "Jaune are you still in there!?"

Jaune, taking a mean shit: "Oh thank God, reinforcements have arrived. *strain* Are you the priest I called for?"

Nora: "What the hell is taking you so long!?"

Jaune: "Working on your next birthday presents!"

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In Another Life

Weiss: "Oh my Gosh, what's his name!?"

Ruby, walking her dog: "Zwei."

Weiss: "Zwei. It is so nice to meet you. You are the glue that holds this cold, cruel world together. I will defend you with my life."

Ruby: "My name's Ruby."

Weiss: "I do not care."

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Jaune: "Shower sex? Why would I do that in my crying chamber?"

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Hit it off with Ciel in Atlas

Ciel: "I'm sorry if the time we spent together has been... a bit boring."

Jaune: "What do you mean?"

Ciel: "I know I can get caught up and drone on about things, and be a bit awkward. My family has said as such."

Jaune: "Oh, really? I wasn't thinking that at all."

Ciel: "It is okay if you do. I was assigned to be Penny's partner specifically because her robotic nature was to be kept secret, and my presence made her look more natural by comparison."

Jaune: "That's... huh."

Ciel: "A bit sad I am sure."

Jaune: "Wait, is that why you asked me what all of my deepest fetishes are earlier? To try and keep my attention?"

Ciel: "And so I could take notes, yes."

Jaune, laughing: "But you know, I really am having a good time. I like listening to you give details about all about the flowers and weather and stuff."

Ciel: "Hm."

Jaune: "What is it?"

Ciel: "My plan was to get you to like me by offering my body through effortless sex. The idea that you actually enjoy spending time with me... I have an odd feeling I can not describe. Like I want to be held in your arms, while also wanting to run into the women's restroom and stay there for some time. Very unusual."

Jaune, reddening: "Well, I've never been the smoothest or most natural either. Maybe just... don't think too much? Let things happen as they may?"

Ciel: ... *hugs his arm* "I have never just 'let things happen'. But I suppose that could be interesting in it's own way. Would you teach me how?"

Jaune, with a big smile: "I sure can try!"

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Great Spar

Jaune: "It's not like it once was Pyrrha. I bet I can disarm you!"

Pyrrha: "O-oh yeah? You want my sword, well come take it from me. Come put your hands on me! Your warm, sword-calloused hands."

Jaune: "Um." *looks awkwardly up at the crowd of students and Goodwitch* "Right, that's the idea."

Pyrrha: "Slowly dragging them up and down my arms, giving me goosebumps."

Goodwitch: "Start the match already!"

Pyrrha: "You want my sword, come kiss me for it! But not like, right away, don't be too obvious about it. Do that thing where our faces get close to each other and... you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time, you stare at each other's lips and you're waiting for the right signal to just... give yourself over completely."

Jaune, nuclear red and considering surrender out of embarrassment: "Pyrrha."

Pyrrha: "Come do that for my sword, bite my lip and play with my hair!"

Weiss: *covering her ears and wanting to die from second-hand embarrassment*

Blake up in the crowd: *fanning herself*

Ruby: "Nice."

Yang: "Ruby!"

Pyrrha: "You want my sword, come spank me for it! N-not like too hard, but, still hard you know? Like... like hurt me, but make me feel safe at the same time!"

-later in the dorm-

Nora: "You're a mess Pyrrha."

Pyrrha, head buried in a pillow: "I'm just really bad at smack-talk okay!?"

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Classic Knightshade

Blake, walking through the door: "Jaune, I'm hom- oooh my God."

Jaune, laying on his with nothing but a teddy bear covering his modesty: "Welcome to Love Town. Population you, me, and this sweet bear-skin rug."

Blake: "What are you doing, my mom is visiting!"

Jaune: "That's okay I got three champagne glasses."