ASK RED AND BLU MEDICS

The RED and BLU medics are in to answer your queries and curiosities. They don't always agree on things, you have been warned.

[askredandblumedic]

"too bad zhey are all hooked onto respawn. Kind of ruins zhe fun..."

[askredandblumedic]

"Vhy, does somezhing seem different?"

[askredandblumedic]

"..."

[askredandblumedic]

"I, however, haff alvays been grumpy..."

[askredandblumedic]

"Ve appologize for zhe long hiatus, Lets just say ve haff both been very busy. Ve had to clear out ze old messages, zere vere just too many! But, for now, Ve are open to zhem again." "I don't vant to do zhis..."

[askredandblumedic]

Show me with your heavys,or better yet draw your HEAVYS as ponies because now i want to see that!

[askredandblumedic]

Ask closed for now

Hey guys, first off, I'm so happy so many of you are enjoying this blog <3 I'm glad it makes some people smile! secondly I'm going on a bit of a hiatus with this board (well I might post some random answers here and there). We are currently in the processes of moving, So most of my attention has been steered that way! But I'll deffinately be back sooner than later :> also, to those who have been waiting a while for me to answer their questions, Ive got to about 365 questions so please don't be annoyed or upset if I don't answer it for a while.

peace

[askredandblumedic]

Vouldn't let me reblog. Schtoopid tumblr...

fragdenmedic:

"Let’s try a thought experiment. Suppose that due to a series of unfortunate mishaps, the only job you can get in your chosen field involves assisting in a pointless and deadly conflict over scraps of barren wasteland in the desert. Then suppose that when you first step out onto the battlefield to be painfully slaughtered over and over, the first thing you notice is that your counterpart in the enemy ranks is your exact duplicate, right down to his speech and his mannerisms and the way he parts his hair. You are then obligated to kill each other repeatedly. What kind of irrational narcissist would you have to be that your first thought about this infuriating imposter is “Oh my, I would like to ‘tap that’”? (Or whatever it is the promiscuous children are saying these days.) 

The answer is probably “the Scout”, but I would prefer not to think about that too much."

[askredandblumedic]

"It is surprisingly hard to zhink vith an owl sleeping on your shoulder."

[askredandblumedic]

"Make out with eachother?"

[askredandblumedic]

"Have you ever "uberd" each other?"

[askredandblumedic]

Red: Danke for 1000 follow-

Blu: ACHT!

Red: *sigh* Vhat??

Blu: Ve still have *counts* ... 8(

Red: Vhat, spit it out, dummkopf!

Blu: 262 questions...

Red: .... BI *sigh*

[askredandblumedic]

"Ponies. Opinions. NOW!"

[askredandblumedic]

"blue doctor, have you even been in bed with The Heavy? if so, show us some flash-backs ;D"

[askredandblumedic]

"Hey, Which one of you is a battle medic?"

[askredandblumedic]

"Do you think Heavy (of either Team) has fantasies involving the two of you?"

[askredandblumedic]

"Hello. is Archimedes around here, somewhere?"

Thankfully RED medic made sure to have all his doves hooked up to respawn.This is not the first run in achrimedes has had with Adala...

She gets so confused when the bodies vanish hurrhurr