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[forestwonders-deactivated202602]

[complete-bs-district]

mmmmm immm traaaash

[johannathemad]

Happy Valentine’s Day<3

[hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool]

so i went on omegle and the guy im talking to found out im a girl so ofc he asks me ‘what are you doing up so late ;)’  so i didnt want him to keep ‘;)’ing at me so i told him i was playing with my 17 cats and he was like ‘oh so u like playin with ur pussy ;)’ and i was like ‘no i mean literal felines’ and i started naming and describing as many neko atsume cats as i could from memory hoping he would get freaked out by my ‘cat obsession’ and leave but now he’s stopped sleazing and is trying to converse with me about my interest in cats i dont understand what is happening

[knightly-paradox]

so i stayed up until 2 watching brilliant shadows with my datemate and screaming over a necro lesbian finding her pair- of course after i couldnt find actual results on the internet to spoil it for myself- and its so hard to stay awake now.

best valentines day ever

[chrwonic]

“He’s my little Karkitten.” “FUCK OFF, STRIDER.”

[knightly-paradox]

Just finished my therapist appointment! I have a scheduled seven more sessions-which I could receive my letter for hrt during any of them. Then they’ll set me an appointment up with an endocrinologist. 

My next appointment is Wednesday. 

Oh. And I finally managed to swap gyms without going broke. 

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

[spork]

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

[thingsforrp]

                                 ι can'т proмιѕe тo ѕolve yoυr proвleмѕ                                                         вυт ι can proмιѕe                                       yoυ won'т нave тo ғace тнeм alone

[justbadpuns]

What do you call an intergalactic romance? A space-ship

[breakfastburritoe]

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

[mhirnof-deactivated20180902]

[pachimarissa]

Andddd there goes Mark

@mediacoreofficial

[transientimpulse-blog]

perfecto.

i can get all into the cowboy persona; it’ll be great.

yee haw and all that.

[knightly-paradox]

now thats just down right stereotypical 

the proper term we use here is texan or southern 

red neck trash 

blue collar 

actually no cowboy is pretty common too ill need to teach you this crappy slang so dearly held to my american heart 

first well start with yall 

and windows are more commonly known as winders 

wrestling = rasslin

[transientimpulse-blog]

no.

but i might give you one (1) gay as fuck kiss on the cheek next time i see you

you may also be given the privilege of giving me a piggyback ride but that’s debatable.

[knightly-paradox]

even better thats a deal 

youll give me a hella bromo cheek kiss and ill saddle up to carry you ‘round town 

show you the reins of texas 

giddy up type shit 

[knightly-paradox]

sup