★☆ !Knives! ★☆

eventually the rust consumes us all call me Knives

[knivesinmypocket]

"Ka-chow, ladies, call me Knives . . ." reaches into my pockets "Keeper of secrets and guardian of the-" pulls a knife out of my pocket " . . . Well, keeper of knives and guardian of the . . ." stares at the knife, back at you. blinks. "knives?"

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If they flirt back I think I might explode

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I wonder if someone on tumblr hates me

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Give her estrogen

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Give him testosterone

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And give them a love/hate relationship with pronouns

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Give her estrogen

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Give him testosterone

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Give her estrogen

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Hop on this dick because it'll be a bumpy ride

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I just want to make out with my best friend

[antiquesintheattic]

[knivesinmypocket]

I'm desenstitized to boobs

[knivesinmypocket]

I like hands and hair

That's it

[knivesinmypocket]

It's not like I want sex or anything I just want the little bits of affection that comes with dating someone

[knivesinmypocket]

Cryptid crawling up that ass

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I just want to hickey you up babygirl

[knivesinmypocket]

I think if I got wrapped in a blanket burrito I'd complain at first but then accept my fate

Same with eating toxic waste

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot