tvrdá pomsta, tak tvrdý

s brčálníkem je zle, ne-li ještě hůř (she/her, aspec, 18+)

[giragirameganedan]

[slovy-vyjadreno]

Není nic hezčího, než vlídná a mírumilovná komunikace dvou lidí. <3

[enki2]

[slovy-vyjadreno]

Já, když cokoli.

[classicalcanvas]

Saint Eulalia (1885) by John William Waterhouse

[apixasflora]

In love with pretty stained glass designs🪻༉‧₊˚. ‧࿔

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[belldandye-blog]

A je tu opět ta chvíle, kdy se ničeho nebojící předseda zastane čestného prezidenta své strany. Nikdo se nemůže divit, že mu v srdci nezbývá místo pro loajalitu k nějakému jinému prezidentovi.

[spagety-s-kecupem-a-syrem]

Můj brácha: "Oni dva mi připomínají Horáčka a Pažouta v tom díle jak se zvětšili a vyhrožovali třídní učitelce že rozšlapou školu, pokud jim nedá vysvědčení se samými jedničkami."

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[gnawu]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[linka-r9-vysocina]

koncept: backrooms ale jsou to ty spojovací chodby mezi linkama metra na můstku a na muzeu

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

[mandalor2008]

Just go to the Czech Republic

[what-even-is-thiss]

*snaps* Dang. I’ve been there and saw no evidence of world peace.

[jiksvokrat]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Context: the women, Martina Sáblíková and Nikola Zdráhalová, are both speed skaters

[rainbowsuitcase]

Actually lemme put the picture here bigger because they're so beautiful

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And some education because I can't resist: Same-sex couples can't actually get married in the Czech Republic. They can only enter a civil union, or as we call it, registered partnership. Though currently, since last year, the only difference from marriage is the name and that the couples can't adopt together, though stepchild adoption is allowed. We're working on it.

[anglicismus]

the three genders