I'm not calling you a liar

Humphrey Selwyn. Member of the Department of Mysteries.

[artemius]

sometimes it quiets down, but it never leaves

[knockedtwice-blog]

@daddyclaaus discovered a secret!!

          He wasn’t scared of, well... You know. The big guy. The boss. Hell, he was all of eleven when the guy was defeated the first time. But here he was, older, wiser, and a servant to him. Well, at least he had dear old dad to thank for that. It wasn’t all bad, he supposed-- Being a Selwyn had its perks, certainly-- But let’s just say Humphrey never imagined he’d live his life as an informant to the Dark Lord.

          “I have news, my Lord. From the Ministry.”

[knockturnallley]

Death Eaters concept art by Rob Bliss

[knockedtwice-blog]

“Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?”

humphrey selwyn, pureblood, ministry man, death eater

[mollywobbles-deactivated2024070]

Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

ind. & sel. harry potter oc. rebooted dec. 2016. written by sena.

[charliemvrdock]

Dan Stevens photographed by Tony Kim for British GQ - (April 2016)

[filmap]

The Guest Adam Wingard. 2014

Diner 111 Stanford Ave, Moriarty, NM 87035, USA See in map

See in imdb

[mollywobbles-deactivated2024070]

“Tell me, Ms. Tilki– What do you know about magic?”

lale tilki, single mom, waitress, muggle

[knockedtwice-blog]

alonghairedpillock:

     “I think it’s my duty to keep an eye on trouble makers, y'know?” Bill smirked a bit. He always did like riling Humphrey up.

     “Meetin’ someone? In Muggle London? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that it’s a muggle. Just what are you up to, Selwyn. I wouldn’t trust you around a muggle any more than I’d trust a dragon.”

          It’d be easy, really. He wouldn’t even need his wand-- Just reach over there and throttle his stupid skinny neck-- No, no, best not to let fuckin’ Weasley get to him now. He had a schedule to keep, after all.

          “You caught me, Weasley-- I’m here to grab up a muggle for my monthly sacrifice to Merwyn the Malicious. Y’know, there are other wizards besides us two in Muggle London; I’m meetin’ with Yaxley, alright? Ministry business.” There-- That should get him off his tail.

Knowing his luck, though... Probably not.

[haslemere]

Dan Stevens: Endless Favorite photos: 32/?? [Holiday Edition] ‘The Story of Christmas’ charity gala, St George’s Hanover Square, Mayfair (17 December 2014)

[allwaswellharry-blog]

[mollywobbles-deactivated2024070]

And you will surely be the death of me But how could I have known?

ind. & sel. harry potter oc. rebooted dec. 2016. written by sena.

[giveherhellfromus-deactivated20]

“You’re a muggle”, he said.

          “Wait– What’s a muggle?”

lale tilki, ind. & sel. harry potter oc rebooted dec. 2016, written by sena.

[knockedtwice-blog]

like for a starter from the king of assholes

[knockedtwice-blog]

like for a starter from the king of assholes

[mollywobbles-deactivated2024070]

Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

ind. & sel. harry potter oc. rebooted dec. 2016. written by sena.

[reinasof]

ur full of yourself tbh

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting