what about your big fluffy stupid boy dog who just wants to make you happy learning that you make pretty sounds if he sticks his head between your legs in the middle of the night when you're sleeping naked because dogs learn to make us laugh and of course your sweet beautiful baby boy loves you more than anything in the world and loves licking and nipping and kissing on that lovely little button that makes your stomach clench and churn because he likes how you pet and cuddle him when you wake up?













