Blue Canary In The Outlet By The Lightswitch

He/They | 21 | Queer & t4t | System | Nonbinary | Lio

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[slitherbop]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[mevil]

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[satanfemme]

medicaid should cover tattoos and tattoo removal. I should be allowed to get a prescription for "really wants a free tattoo" and then the government should pay for it.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

[greattitmouse]

[mynameisonionhaha]

susie becomes enamored with the wonderful and whimsical nature of a random elementary schooler

[surkeart]

be free!!