[knownhag]

Self aware uwu tenderqueer bumper sticker have to respect it

[matchagirl]

i love this station with its little circular tiles and strange wavy concrete ceiling

[knownhag]

Two weeks until I attend a wedding where the only person I know besides the bride has betrayed me

[knownhag]

I don’t understand how I never get hit on

[knownhag]

[uyallstars]

It is the fate of modern life that we repeatedly lose touch with: nature, the environment, the planet. But we try to regain it again and again. It’s like a circle. In children’s hearts and souls when they’re born into the world, nature already exists deep inside them.

~ Hayao Miyazaki

[knownhag]

What does it mean that I don’t want to bother with the apps bc I’m getting laid so good but I want the opportunity to hook up with someone I meet in the real world. Nothing I guess

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[knownhag]

I refer to two things as my magic carpet ride

Laying my head on a hairy chest

Laying down on the squirt towel

I don’t think I can keep both. I think squirt towel is probably better

[knownhag]

I stay asking for clarification at my job like it’s my job

[glintblade]

till the room doesn't smell anymore

[knownhag]

Wait this is slay

[knownhag]

The Trader Joe’s lemon curd shortbread is off the chain. It’s not shortbread it’s just like cookie which is better than shortbread in my opinion

[knownhag]

Diet cw weight cw

Nearing the crossroads where I’ve lost like 10-12lbs and need to decide whether to keep losing weight or wrap it up soon so I don’t need to reevaluate my wardrobe

[knownhag]

I’m so uncharitable it’s kinda like woah but when my friends play stupid games idk how to be like 🤯 you won stupid prizes??!!!

[knownhag]

I get so gay off that limoncello la croix

[knownhag]

I was trying to remember the name for linden trees and my sneaky link knew what I was talking about and said it’s easy to remember because of the “lindenburg baby”