ellie

chan biased, semi i/a

[jeongin-archive]

© ur prawn

[tearsof-regret-deactivated20210]

Stray Kids give absolutely zero fucks like they went to New York’s Pride parade  and took selfies with lesbians and change their choreography to dances from Fortnite and Hwang Hyunjin did drag for Halloween and Jisung swears in English on Vlive what kind of raw power do these very tired teenagers possess

[metaltasteslikeblood]

I LOVE !!!

[koalachris-blog]

GUESS WHOS BACK

it's me Who missed mexnndnsnsns.. I forgot my email for this and it just mms spoofed away ..but anyways I'm Here Now 

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

[samael-has-arrived]

This is glorious and I’m so damn happy this is still going.

[keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit]

My god I need to see where else they are hidden. You are a genius sir

[fy-bangchan]

© elysian dreams | do not edit or crop logo

[hanjisung-s]

chicken enthusiasts 🍗

[koalachris-blog]

just a reminder that changlix / minsung / any other stray kids ship isn’t for real. it’s just a fun thing to do, stop taking it so seriously. I’ve seen some people go batshit crazy when Changbin or Felix even look at someone else, about how “changlix is the only stray kids ship!!111!!!” and that is Not Okay. Please stop taking it so seriously, we don’t want it to escalate to the point where we are obviously making them uncomfortable or forcing it upon them. And this doesn’t just go for changlix. 

[jisquish-remade]

sometimes I’m like :( but then I remember that changbin is over 3 inches shorter than me and then I’m like :))))

[jisquish-remade]

the extra )))s are my double chins bc of the angle he would see me at

[jisquish-remade]

omg reblog this and put in the tags if changbin is shorter or taller than you (he’s like 167 cm) and by how much!!

[tinybinnie-deactivated20231230]

me n changbin are the same height but I’ll just wear heels so he can be the tiny one

[nctjaemin]

180330 nct 127 x touch

[ultchris]

me after not talking about chris for five minutes:

[koalachris-blog]

I EXPECT A 2 HOUR LONG FEATURE FILM BASED OFF OF THIS MV IN MY OFFICE BY TOMORROW LETS GET ON IT

[koalachris-blog]

so chan has black hair yes i’m fine

[seochanbin]

I am NOT

[chrishyung]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SEUNGMINS FOREHEAD THO LIKE

JUST WOW💓

[koalachris-blog]

[aussieline]

han jisung with glasses and a hat is dangerous

[koalachris-blog]

#itsmybirthdaytodayandthisisthebestgiftanyonesevergottenme