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This era was SOMETHING, wasn't it????
Rebecca would have climbed this Ted like a tree.
the best seat in the house.
Legs.
He should've kept that beard 🥺♥️
"To love someone is firstly to confess: I'm prepared to be devastated by you."
Oh, shoot me now.
Lots to think about here.....
Holy shit sauce!!!
Jason Sudeikis at the Liberty game in NYC - Sept 19, 2023.
Hands. 🥵
happy birthday to ✨ him ✨
Get you someone who looks at you the way Jason looks at Will.
happy cas day to mr sudeikis
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
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never thought i’d be a Roy x Ted shipper, but here I am rewatching, and these two make the BEST eye contact in every episode,,,,,,, i’m ok
Not gonna lie, Roy's the only bloke I ship him with.
He's like 6'1" but he's always next to someone taller. He looks so wee. Cuteness.
And I continue to be grossed out. It looks like a father and daughter going for a walk
For the people in the back.
Two consenting adults spend time together. Big whoop.
20 year age gap? Also, big whoop. Don't like it? Don't date someone 20 years older than you. Cos their age gap doesn't effect you. Only an age gap between you and someone else does.
We don't know these people. At. All.
Are they in love? Fuck buddies? Dating? Don't know, don't care. It's not our business.
Just like it isn't their business to seek approval from a bunch of strangers they will never even meet.
But, Hannah!?
What?
Yes, it'd be super cute if they were a couple. But, back to the none of our business thing.
I've even seen people taking sides, Jason or Hannah. To which I say, step away, breathe, drink water, do something you like, and stop thinking anything you do or say has any impact on these grown ass adults.
And if this age gap is triggering for you, which I'm sure it may be for some, please don't think this is aimed at you. Take care of yourself and block/mute/etc if that helps.
The rest of you, I too am sad his nose is not for me alone. But, such is life.
The most important question this raises is, awww, did Daisy's bracelet break. 😭
JASON IN A THREE PIECE SUIT IN RACE, IS MY SEXUALITY
I refreshed my screen, looked away, looked back and gasped.
This is such a good look on him. More period stuff please, Jason.
JASON SUDEIKIS in After Jennjamin: Second Chance Theatre Q&A, 2014.
Holy Moses, that first gif. 🥵
a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO
STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING
Holy shit, this isn't a photograph.