so I suck at these things, but I figure it’s about time to try again~.
I’m Eve, and I’m fucking amazing and in desperate need for friends.
I speak Korean (but don’t read it), Chinese, English and Japanese fluently.
I curse a lot and say Jap and Chink a lot. Cause you know, I’m Chinese and Japanese, I think I’m allowed.
I’m a kick ass bar tender and I race my car so you know, of course that makes me even more amazing.
reblog or follow me so we can be amazing friends and I can love on you and feed you random Chinese food and get you drunk and pet your head and play video games with you and do your make up and dress you up like a banana and randomly tell you all my feels like how brokoro my kokoro is -sob- and share my cigarettes with you and watch really bad low budget Japanese movies so we can laugh at my people’s horrible sense of humor cause some of that shit gets really fucked up and if you’re still reading this, send me the word “platypus” and I’ll send you noodz. Not really but I’ll do something nice for you. You can pick as long as it’s not sexual. Unless you’re really hot then it can be sexual. But I’ll probably just end up feeding you toaster waffles cause I’m lazy. You know the kind that you just pop in the toaster, wait a minute, throw some syrup on that shit and bam you have some delicious mother fuckin fluffy waffles. Nnngh.
I’m also on aim a lot so feel free to add if you want toooo~ banana_moustache
