I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
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I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
(via siameasy)
friendships come and go but sugar daddies are forever
And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles it’s a very, very Mad world…
The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit.
It is okay for your character to be irrational
It is okay for your character to seem stupid and make mistakes that are just as stupid
it is okay for your character to misunderstand
It is okay for your character to get angry, sad, or anything over something—even if it is simple.
It is okay for a character to act out/lash out over something
It is okay for your character to be sensitive
It is perfectly fine because they are people. That is what people do.
She deserves better, you say. I say: You’re a goddamn coward. What she deserves is an actual person she can connect with. She deserves you, or me or the entire world; she deserves someone achingly real and honest. She deserves a human being equally raw to pursue her and love her and, perhaps, destroy her emotionally, but she deserves all that as well. She doesn’t deserve anyone’s sugary fairytale. She deserves to float freely, with you, or me, or the world, into the very depths of her own psychosynthesis. She deserves to explore the meaning of the word "intimacy", with someone beside her that will care regardless. She fucking deserves all of it. So, pluck up the courage and be with her or leave her in peace but don’t you dare "sell" her your own "inadequacy" as a lie so that, again, you manage to comfort your conscience and eventually come to feel that you love her exactly because you’re letting her go. Because, darling, that’s bullshit. That’s only your own little self-created lie laying behind a much bigger lie; it’s not even properly concealed within itself, you fucking idiot.
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Actually I wasn't eating a Kit Kat on those gifs. I was eating salmiakki
well I ain't ever had salmiakki. But I'm still judgin', just cause I can.
WTF - Wasabi Kit Kats feat Amber
Jimin was saying “Beach” then V thought he said “Bitch”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE IS SO OFFENDED
#OFFEENNDDEEEEEDD
HE TURNED AROUND SO FAST IM CRYING
i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing
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Woaaah, so I assume you’re fluent? That’s awesome — then I know who to call. [/laughs softly] I came here when I was … 18, I think?! And my Korean was so bad at that time. [/nods slowly, chuckling at your offer] That — that sounds great, though I’m not a big drinker or anything. But I like cocktails!
I consider myself fluent in Chinese, Japanese, English and Korean even though I can't really read or write it. -shrugs her shoulders- boy if you drink with me it ain't gonna be no cocktails or any of that shit. Just the hard core stuff. I'll mix it up a bit for you so it won't kill your throat -snorts and pats his back-
100 NSFW TMI Questions:
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
26. Guys: Circumcised?
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why?
45. Turn on's?
46. Turn off's?
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried?
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitoral, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
83. Birth control or condoms?
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven't lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?