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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@kodokuryu
SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR! i dont even wanna say spider man! this peter Parker is SUCH a character i love him ! im in sooooo sad about this!! idc about anyone else!
And don’t get me started on Tony’s and Peter’s relationship! I don’t give a fuck! about the storyline! TONY STARK HAS TO ADOPT PETER PARKER THE END!
Peter Parker and his dads (I really love spidey with his costume under casual clothes AAAA it is my new aesthetic)
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Commissions are open!
When u and ur drunk friend tryin to get to the bathroom at the party
Omg 😩😩😩 so cute
this is so cute i want babies
😂 😂 😂 that is pretty accurate.
Oh yes 😂😂😂😂
=)
I thought this was drake bell lmfao
2018 mood
That is so cute.
DEAD FROM CUTE
Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do
9 Quotes That Really Should’ve Been In The Movies
YES! 😠
how could I forget the best of all the national days? happy october 3rd!
I’ve been thinking about high school drarry for a while and then pillowcasey was like “HIGH SCHOOL AU” and then she was like “DRACO IN HARRY’S FOOTBALL JACKET” and I was like “do you want to kill me or was that unintentional”
So Harry forgot his jacket at Draco’s place on purpose last night, and Draco put it on and completely outed their relationship also on purpose, but he would never admit to that
How Gimli really got to go the Undying Lands
Thranduil: ok Legolas everything is set are you ready to go?
Legolas: Yes. Are you ready Gimli?
Gimli: -nods-
-He and Legolas join hands-
Thranduil: um. Legolas. This is awkward as fuck but you know Gimli can't come, right?
Legolas: -stone cold glare- I'm sorry what.
Thranduil: Here we fucking go...You know the rules son, he-
Legolas: -throws bag to ground- MY PLACE IS WITH GIMLI. IF THERE IS NO PLACE FOR GIMLI THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LEGOLAS.
Thranduil: Legolas we talked about this, you-
Legolas: GIMLI IS GOING TOO
Thranduil: The rules say that-
Legolas: THE RULES ARE STUPID. CHANGE THEM ADA
Thranduil: Legolas! I can't just-
Legolas: CHANGE THE RULES OR IM STAYING HERE
Thranduil: oh for fucks sake...
-Thranduil goes on a long perilous journey across the sea and appeals to Manwë and the other Valar-
Thranduil: Yeah hi there, I'm King Thranduil, you might remember me from the shit life you have dealt me...um anyway, so I'm here to ask that Gimli the Dwarf be allowed to come to Valinor.
Manwë: but why would you, Thranduil Oropherion speak of such for one of the Naugrim. You have no great love for their kind.
Thranduil: Tell me about it I...ah, it's not me. It's my son, Legolas. He...he...Damn, I'm not drunk enough for this...HE FELL IN LOVE WITH GIMLI OK. And now the only way he will agree to sail is if freakin Gimli can come with him. He's so damn stubborn, I don't know WHERE he gets that from GOSH.
Manwë: um
Thranduil:
Manwë: you mean 'in love' like Beren and Luthien 'in love'
Thranduil: fucking yes.
Manwë: woo. Oh boy. Ah. I'm sorry. I see your concern but never before has one of dwarvish kind set foot upon these shores
Thranduil: yeah and trust me I wouldn't want them here either but...Legolas. As much of a pain in the ass that little shit can be, I do love him. And like, it would only be ONE dwarf.
Manwë: hm, this COULD eternally amend the blood feud between the two races and pass into legend as a shining example of love and my kindness that I could bestow upon them. Give them my blessing, have a few or 15,000 ballads written about it. Good for PR you know.
Thranduil: yeah...so?
Manwë: it is decided. Your son may bring the dwarf.
-Thranduil returns to Middle Earth after a terrible journey back across the sea-
Legolas: So can he come? Did you get permission for Gimli to sail?
Thranduil: oh hello son, nice to see you again too. Yes the journey was terrible thank you for asking. That stupid steward of mine was sea sick all over my favorite robe, there were orcs on the way back through the forest, and I ran out of Lembas and-
Legolas: can Gimli come?
Thranduil:
Legolas:
Thranduil:
Legolas: can Gimli-
Thranduil: FUCKING HELL YES. IT CAN COME WITH US.
Legolas: GIMLI DID YOU HEAR THAT MY LOVE
-Gimli and Legolas passionately kiss-
Thranduil:
-still kissing-
Thranduil: -reaches for glass of wine-
Thranduil:
Thranduil: -throws glass to floor and grabs the bottle-
Thranduil: -chugs wine-
Thranduil: an eternity of this...fuck my actual life.
Our Story
My favorite friendship of all time, from enemies to life long friends (and more) ♥
#wizarding world school rivalries
Hermione: Ah, Harry did the dishes.
Ron: How do you know I didn’t do them?
Hermione: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel wth your key.
This is even funnier than gal pal
We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”
Cute nicknames to call your same gender partner:
-hang out buddy -partner in crime -roommate I’m forced to share a bed with
Satan’s favourite porn writers it is!
Sirius and Remus: *sitting quietly and reading for a couple of hours*
Sirius: This was a kinda good date. I'll walk you back to the dorm like a proper gentleman.
Remus: What? Date? What are you talking about, Padfoot? We were just studying, how was this a date?
Sirius: Well, I asked you what your ideal date would be and you said 'shut up Sirius, I'm studying', so here we are. I shut up and we studied. Your ideal date.
Remus: *smirks and kisses Sirius*
