some flavor of neurodivergent queer @splitterspiegel - Tumblr Blog

the-pandora-jar

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass:

darkest-of-rats

I feel attacked

cupidsquilll

thisartisfine

I drew the gang,

welcometothemindparty

my horrible hybrid of all of them

praise-suns-and-chill

That's just a deer

queer-here-and-in-fear

that explains deer pretty well

jennenen

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

synthesis!

smokinghotpastorswife

I so desperately want to be able to convince Trump supporters with facts and logic and empathy, but it’s so important to remember that their ignorance is INTENTIONAL. my mom didn’t let us watch Sleeping Beauty growing up. I asked her why recently and she said, “it was evil.” when I pointed out other movies had similar themes and depictions of evil, and asked what the difference was, she couldn’t. I pressed one more time and she just said, “it felt evil to me. I didn’t like it”. same thing with dune 2: she said it was “dark”, and I was, “literally, like the movie’s lighting? Or the themes?” and she said “I don’t know” and didn’t want to talk about it more. many conservatives genuinely cannot tell the difference between “I don’t like it” and “this is evil” and they do not care to learn despite many chances

smokinghotpastorswife

and while I’m at, this can also be true of left-leaning people!!!! please think about things. you are not necessarily smarter than conservatives and you are not immune to propaganda

tordenvejr

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

danielhowell

announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

coolerhope

funniest fucking thing

discountscoobyart

they came back to me :')

#sk8 the infinity #haven't seen those two in so long #renga

clownboybebop

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

travalicious

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

travalicious

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

schakira

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

gay-jesus-probably

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

edit: this is not the olympics. I'm an idiot. it's the USA qualifiers for the olympics, but our boy Lyles has won every race so he's definitely going to be taking Exodia to the Olympics, and i for one cannot wait

mudboyman

Light answers a tough question

mudboyman

Solidarity

hobbies306540111

Scream

dr-retard

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

mothmansballsack

Please I'm begging you all to follow r/ididnthavetheeggs it's all just posts like this please

agoddamnedrayofsunshine

r/ididn'thaveeggs link for the interested:

r/ididnthaveeggs: Reviews by people who don't follow a recipe and then complain that it sucks.

jacketslutjayse

Adding some more quality replies from the rbs so they're all in one chain

justletmeremember

my personal favorite:

making egg tarts without eggs is....a choice. sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, indeed.

wigglebox

Destiel Pride - Day 8; Against the odds

melonflavored

Fuck i hate how funny he is

hasdrubal-gisco

fakehistory

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

antimony-ore

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

whencartoonsruletheworld

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”