be your own 3 A.M.

Big fan of bagels and modern art. Bigger fan of Twitter and easily excitable people. Tal Koenig, Freshman, 18, International Relations.

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bennetthenderson:

I suppose so.

I’m off too a start, then! 

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brennan-spooner:

There’s no appeal but you can’t look away.

Noted and horrified.

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matthews-evan:

Sweet fruity things are just more my speed, chocolate seems way too bitter. 

See, I still haven’t grown out of that phase where you combine chocolate and rainbow sprinkles and it’s a fine meal. But, hey! Sweet and fruity works too. 

[koenigtal]

✉ : Logan & Tal

Logan: Shake it off. You'll live.

Tal: Sir, yes, sir.

[koenigtal]

brennan-spooner:

Or like when an old lady doesn’t close the blinds and takes her shirt off.

See, that’s never happened to me. And I don’t quite see the appeal. But, I get the gist. 

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matthews-evan:

Well I’m a firm believer that chocolate yogurt should not be a thing but I guess it’s always interesting to see what odd combinations people come up with it. 

Chocolate froyo is the good shit, what are you talking about!? 

[koenigtal]

✉ : Logan & Tal

Logan: I like you even less now.

Tal: Ouch. Low blow.

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brennan-spooner:

I know you’re drawn to things that repulse you. I can tell by that look in your eye.

It’s like when the girl gets brutally murdered in a horror movie and you can’t tear your eyes away.

[koenigtal]

✉ : Logan & Tal

Logan: Excuse you, child. Do we need to go back to your first text?

Tal: I'm pretty normal when I'm not stoned.

Tal: The same cannot be said for you.

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matthews-evan:

Whoever invented frozen yogurt was obviously an evil genius. You can’t to invent someone so delicious and not expect it to ruin people’s lives.

Considering that the people who own Pinkberry are rolling in cash, this dude probably capitalizes on all of our insatiable needs to cover chocolate yogurt in brownie bits. 

[koenigtal]

✉ : Logan & Tal

Logan: That I am. So you best be careful.

Tal: ...

Tal: I respect you and all, but you're so weird.

[koenigtal]

brennan-spooner:

Repulsed enough to chill?

Maybe. 

[koenigtal]

mich-hayes:

Yeah, but then you wish for more and you realize it isn’t all you thought it would be.

There’s a good chance that you’re right. 

[koenigtal]

bennetthenderson:

You need a girl

Does the female trainer from Wii Fit count?

[koenigtal]

✉ : Logan & Tal

Logan: I am going to screen shot this just in case.

Tal: Are you seriously keeping receipts on me?

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brennan-spooner:

My excuse is that this is America and I can complain all I want.

Gag. I’m repulsed, really.

[koenigtal]

brennan-spooner:

I’m not embarrassed by how much I complain.

You’re like me, but worse. My excuse for constant complaints is that I’m an 18 year old. What’s yours?