☆ 99% not a fart ☆

☆Yo, I'm Rad, they/ them/ it/ its pronouns for me thanks!!☆

[lubluues]

Sonic Characters react to you being infertile

Sonic: *Speed dashes into your barren uterus* AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENIN’!!!

Tails: Aw that’s so sad :( we can always adopt..

Knuckles: *punches your vagina* Knock Knock it’s Knuckles!!

Shadow: That’s so fucking stupid. *Shoots you*

Amy: Sonic isn’t infertile so… :///

Eggman: Fuck no eggs huh??

[deth-yon]

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what a deal!

[birdpower-deactivated20180803]

the fourth person to call 615-332-4570:

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[bloomflowersbloom]

why is this so funny

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this is the audio version of this picture

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

this person can cast technomancy spells without moving a muscle

dexterity: 80

strength: 10

intellect: 100

charisma: 0

he can’t unsheath his eyes because direct eye contact would kill a person

[longzone222]

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[antifa-hulk]

Pushy vegan: How would YOU feel to be EATEN by something BIGGER than you? That how chickens feel!

Vore enthusiast who stopped listening after “bigger than you”:

[antifa-hulk]

This post is cancelled a vore fetish blog just said how kinky it is to eat a chicken sandwich in public I’m so done

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this is my favorite image on the internet

[spacefaring-kissboi]

[folkpun]

Where’s that video of that public access telethon art sale from the 90s where like 6 of the paintings are of anthropomorphic rats about to have sex and the commentators have to describe what’s going on?

[folkpun]

I found it

[kazoo-goddess]

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way…

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

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this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

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reblog this post and ill give you tapeworm

[chrismaggio]

RIP Harvey Ball, inventor of the smiley face 🙂 (1921-2001)

[d1rtpunk-deactivated20190420]

ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen