do you like waffles

im young, dumb, and full of shit

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[incompletepuppets]

Repeated Silently, as if without words

[thedurvin]

@shiftythrifting anybody have any context for a shirt with Lara Flynn Boyle captioned “Chlorophyll Bloyne”?

[carbon-ate]

[commanderchr1st]

[zniffing]

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

They always do this when they hear the dinner bell

[ozker]

"https" stands for "hawk, tony the pro skater"

[dogpuppy]

[256gb]

Step into my office.

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[powerbottomeminem]

“Wanna come in? I show you my other ankle.”

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[deanky]

[thalassata]