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the juiciest bug splattered on god's windshield

[koidotexe]

i HAVE to use twitter less bruh it's all just tumblr reposts on there it's pissing me off sm

[koidotexe]

it was so cold last night that i legit thought i had a fever because i was shivering under 2 blankets and 2 layers of socks... we're definitely cooked 🥶🥶

[koidotexe]

so did they ever explain why that one guy in the x-files is named Deep Throat

[farmgf]

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

[farmgf]

god. god

[sycamorality]

shoutout all my neurodivergent folk who Dont have autism or adhd

[sycamorality]

hey fellow autistic folk and adhders. this post isn't about you. this post is about all the other neurodivergence that is specifically Not autism or adhd. maybe the clearest post on the site about that actually. i'm autistic and have adhd too, but this post is specifically not about that. stop making it about your autism or your adhd.

it's about npd, bpd, psychosis, schizophrenia, dyslexia, dyscalculia, dyspraxia, dysgraphia, epilepsy, DLD, did, osdd (and any other plurality/multiplicity), depression, brain damage, anxiety, tourettes, down syndrome, ptsd, and everything else. it's specifically about neurodivergence that ISNT autism or adhd.

[sycamorality]

did you know? you really don't need to mention you have autism or adhd because it's not relevant to this post at all.

anyway, extra shoutout to psychosis, psychopaths, hpd, synesthesia, and the many other things that i can't name by memory too. you guys are awesome <3

[koidotexe]

my tarot cards have been kinder to me lately... not in a sugarcoat-y kind of way, but they feel a little less like righteous anger (or 'fuck it let's die together'). i don't consider myself as a formal practitioner of magic, but i like to think they can sense the anxiety wafting off me in fucking droves. i've been at my wit's end since september last year.

[koidotexe]

i love mamaposting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mamaposting will never die. yes that's mama and i'm doing Activities with her. im in various states of being alive with her

[koidotexe]

when we were teased that 'charm offensive' was ep 5's title, we all thought that carol would be the one doing the offense because of the bella donna painting but im watching the episode now and i'm like CAROL NOOOOOOO THEY'RE THE ONES DOING THE CHARM OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koidotexe]

the morning show... incredibly nuanced and would probably kill someone on twitter

[koidotexe]

lowkey nobody's doing it like apple tv rn in terms of drama

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

Slow horses is found family but not like family in the sense of a loving support system but family like people to whom you feel an unfortunately permanent and inexplicable obligation to help in times of need

[koidotexe]

love andrew scott down but bro CANNOT hold down an american accent 😭

[koidotexe]

i can't prove it yet but carol sturka is in hideo kojima's kin list

[koidotexe]

manousos oviedo i hope u know how dear u are to me

[ripleydotpng]

river cartwright you have been permitted access to my papa's orchard. pick as many apples as you like buddy

[koidotexe]

faith? you're talking to me about faith? when im out here throwing bay leaves into my pot hoping it will do something even when my dish tastes the same with or without the damn thing?