CRITICTIVITY HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

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[koifyshkori]

Hallo Gaiz im @koipipixell ‘s writing blog!!

I mainly write hcs about Tf2 and Tc2 but you can expect some Eddsworld neighbours content as well! (Also TWA STUFF )

Please do not send asks with donations, i cannot donate to you.

I lied right now its twa but feel free to ask me abt t(f/c)2 and Eddsworld neighbours stuff (i include laurel in neighbours)

[pocketlintel]

something about a robot version of crea. made after his death to help come up with new ideas and make art, trained on his work, but it's not the same.

critic can tell the difference. even if it looks and sounds like him.

and also integrity would be really mad if he were there

[koifyshkori]

Actually dont talk about this to me... Cool concept...

Created to replenish the dying amount of creativity (resource version) in the twaverse in order to make more money. It was manufactured by greed but put out as an open source model, though there are premium models bought and sold to megacorp.

Looks identical to crea and takes great work to match the appearance, the texture gives it away though. The human face has cheekbones, cartilage, loose skin that make its textures quite varied. On the other hand, the robot's face is exclusively made out of silicone, making the skin feel artificial, rubbery and flexible. It feels too firm on softer areas like the cheeks and far too soft in the nose bridge, so much so you can squish it surprisingly flat.

The robot version's fingers are also made from silicon with metal bones, meaning if you squeeze its hand, you can vaguely feel the metal scraping the silicone from the inside of the digits.

Voice is generated by a program pulling from a vast array of voice recordings from crea, they were often recorded from a fair bit of distance so the ai had to enhance it so it sounds really off when the robot has to guess how crea would say a word that wasn't picked up from the voice recordings, making a rather alien sounding noise. other than that, they sound identical.

Movements attempt to emulate crea but are definitely not as flexible, little mannerism like hugging and surprising people are not taken into account, simply walking up to people with occasional sway of the arms.

Time is rarely spent exploring for inspiration, instead opting to pull from a randomized topic generator that does research on said topic.

[koifyshkori]

Man I wish people talking about ships like how gaming communities talk about meta game mechanics

like yeah running greedcritic with angst is optimal since greeds lack of satisfaction and critics fear of rejection synergise really well with a more toxic play style.

[koifyshkori]

Love languages:

Integrity:

Chosen love language: Acts of service.

Guards and takes care of people he loves. Protecting them in arguments, fighting for them…. He is dedicated to his duty of preserving the truth and keeping his intentions without perversion from any source. He wants to serve the people he loves and make them feel special and safe. Wants them to be honest with them and let them know that they can be honest with him.

Really fucks with him to completely ignore all of those on purpose and act like he doesn’t do anything, or call what he does ‘the bare minimum.’ Feeds into unhealthy thoughts and gets paranoid.

Soft spot: quality time.

Although he’s put on a pedestal and told he is special, he rarely gets to feel that way as a person. When someone chooses to spend time with him outside of work he gets kind of excited and he feels slightly safer. Not too much to let his guard down but enough to be honest with himself and really open up. He would probably go on about his day. Hates being ignored and lied to. Goes on a lot about how important it is to have trust, mutual love and stuff, makes u promise and swear to god. Type to get married.

Creativity:

Chosen love language: gift giving.

Makes up lack of affective empathy w/ gift giving, hoping to convey it in an understandable way. He gets pretty hyper specific gifts depending on the person, always asking specific questions, you just have to get used to it at some point. Tries to make sure questions aren’t too on the nose, wants to make you curious and hyped up for his creation for you.

Gets really hurt when people find his gifts under/overwhelming and throw them away, he’s been seeing more and more creations in the trash. He’s always happy to explain and make it more palatable for them, for them to not even attempt and blindly discard them after feigning understanding is cruel to him.

Soft spot: physical touch.

Likes playful touch, squish his face, flick his forehead, boop his nose a bunch of times, RUB HIS BELLY!!! He really likes new interesting sensations, they make him feel excited and entertained. He sometimes does those things to you to get you to do them back but is pretty accepting when he doesn’t receive it.

Things get really different when it’s genuine affection though, staring back at him and taking charge. Hugging and snuggling with him and caressing his face. Rubbing his neck and back. He doesn’t really know how to react and looks off to the slide slightly, chuckles nervously a lot and he gets all red. Tries to engage with it sincerely, Although he wants to keep things light hearted, he can really give into the sensation of being held. Leaning a lot into it and genuinely appreciating it.

[pocketlintel]

transmasc chainsaw is an interesting headcanon, given his thing (sexism)

but it's not impossible (unfortunately). he just has really messed up ideas about what makes a man, and about women. i wonder how he got enlisted... if That had anything to with it. his insecurity reads more sympathetic now. still a jerk. plus i wonder how advanced the federation's medical technology is (presumably he was very injured leading to his prosthetics). maybe they also have advanced gender affirming surgery/hrt/...voice synthesizer settings. the top scars would blend in with all his others. and he could say he lost it in war (hehe)

also hmmmmmm yeah gay for all the shipping you could do, but he seems to think otherwise.

[koifyshkori]

Man god that feeling that you aren’t enough of a man to do the things that you love.

The desire to change and modify yourself until you see yourself fit is being perverted and exploited for someone’s own personal gain. Hmm… forcemasc chainspiracy in a way?

[pocketlintel]

bwehh

alt to ease my worries and what i based it on

[koifyshkori]

Hhnnghhh….. oujidere critic x bishounen prince crea x knight teg……..

Teg is a prince under creas kingdom but crea and critic were wed for an alliance…… so uh he has to protect them both…..

Critic is kinda mean to him but they chill…

[koifyshkori]

Tw: boobers, implied disordered eating???

Fem crea looking at fem crits bazongas slightly and crit becomes flustered but doesn’t feel opposed enough to it to tell her off. Crea’s just happy she’s eating more :DD

[koifyshkori]

I feel that critic might visit the knights occasionally, for health checks, safety drills and the like. Or maybe when integrity is sick..

He shows up in a cute little military command uniform that integrity gave him bc the armour was too bulky for him… :333…

[koifyshkori]

Integrity and critic are so awkward :000… They don’t have the same yearning for each other as they do for crea but god they are bound by duty. They understand why the other does what they do, it feels hypocritical for them to even start a conversation about it and to talk each other out of it when it harms them.

[koifyshkori]

Ego kind of flanderised himself, like a lot.

Mcphelps tried to be nice about it at first, it’s pretty easy for him to fake a smile, the whole point of the actor is pretty much that anyways. But, when it gets pretty ridiculous, and when it’s really obvious Ego knows what he’s doing but does it anyways.

I think Imogene and Mcphelps were genuinely concerned for him. Mcphelps tries to take him outside, but I feel like ego would refuse the answer the door and even play dead trying to ignore them and push them away.

[koifyshkori]

Yeah being a Tsundere is cute and all but sooner or later the plot (and character development) is gonna kick in and you’re going to have to confront the fact that the aspect people seem to dismiss and slightly dislike about you is deeply rooted in genuine trauma from rejection

[koifyshkori]

The thing boys have to go through (being chained up all the time)

[koifyshkori]

Critic is tied, in his bonds. Having tied them himself, he is content in binding eternity.

Creativity is suppressed, covered head to toe. With no mouth to speak, with no hands to hold, no legs to run.

Greed is sealed, incased in a hollow tomb. A hoard fills the emptiness, wants contort into needs.

Integrity is bound, adorned with steel shackles. Duty weighing upon his brow and perceiving through straining eyelids.

[koifyshkori]

Imogene is a kitty kind of

[koifyshkori]

I think Integrity is like a noble steed, eager to ride in battle and prove himself to his rider. He also likes frolicking in the fields, but more so in a contemplative way when his rider takes him out.

Tends to sleep standing up, often dreams about sleeping in the fields sometimes, even when he’s brought out into the battlements. Was seen as kind of a runt and wasn’t fed well but was gradually grew into a decent height when his new rider got him.

Very sniffy and likes grabbing things with his mouth, used to bite quite hard but attempts to bite softer after biting his new rider too hard.

[koifyshkori]

Unicorn crea...

[koifyshkori]

Tw: Sex mentioned

I think when crea and critic are having sex, critic would worry about doing things incorrectly. This involves pushing creativity to the point of discomfort, being too loud and vulnerable during and being too overbearing. (Although being overbearing is indeed a big part of his character, his lack of expertise and openness to romance makes him allow creativity to take charge)

Creativity on the other hand would be concerned about critic’s emotions, fearing that he is bored or uncomfortable, it’s hard to tell with critics bashful demeanour and cold nature.