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I have a trainer card now, and a pokemon. for ID usage and companionship, respectively. I'm not going on any grand badge-gathering adventures.

despite this revealing my name, and also the fact that I'm apparently a known figure, I'd still rather go by konakona online.

my furret is named hinata, and is not named millipede.

[[OOC SECTION STARTS HERE!!! MAGIC ANONS ARE OFF AND PELIPPER MAIL IS ON]]

//important note before the cutoff, konata is in fact a horny bastard and this will come up occasionally. so do keep that in mind

somehow I have a new job now. thanks horsegirl mob that's taking over pokemon france

so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.

why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.

they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)

so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.

if I had a nickel for every time I have to explain what a horse is, I think I'd be getting paid double

REAL. Explaining regular ass animals in the pokemon world is suuuuch a pain sometimes.

they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!

and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.

YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!

I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain

right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to

as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth

Beedrill!!!!!! BEEDRILL!!!!!!! NO ONE GETS HOW TERRIFYING THEY ARE WHEN YOURE USED TO REGULAR ASS BEES

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING BEEDRILL. IT'S INSANE. IT'S INSANE. at least lumiose here doesn't allow beedrill nests in city limits because I honestly think that would be terrifying to see

YEAH. YEAH.

And do you know. How hard it is to be an arachnophobe in the Pokémon world. Why are spiders so big. They shouldn't be that big. They were scary when they were tiny and now I have genuine reason to fear them

oh I can't even imagine.

oh wait. wait that must have been horrible in skyrim oh my god.

somehow I have a new job now. thanks horsegirl mob that's taking over pokemon france

so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.

why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.

they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)

so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.

if I had a nickel for every time I have to explain what a horse is, I think I'd be getting paid double

REAL. Explaining regular ass animals in the pokemon world is suuuuch a pain sometimes.

they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!

and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.

YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!

I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain

right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to

as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth

Beedrill!!!!!! BEEDRILL!!!!!!! NO ONE GETS HOW TERRIFYING THEY ARE WHEN YOURE USED TO REGULAR ASS BEES

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING BEEDRILL. IT'S INSANE. IT'S INSANE. at least lumiose here doesn't allow beedrill nests in city limits because I honestly think that would be terrifying to see

somehow I have a new job now. thanks horsegirl mob that's taking over pokemon france

so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.

why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.

they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)

so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.

if I had a nickel for every time I have to explain what a horse is, I think I'd be getting paid double

REAL. Explaining regular ass animals in the pokemon world is suuuuch a pain sometimes.

they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!

and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.

YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!

I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain

right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to

as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth

Preferable to isekai protagonist though, but I guess you are also one given the whole falling thing

kind of ironic yeah

I feel like a side character in a really strange isekai

There is at least one blog on here who has gone on about types and moves not being a thing while pokemon exist in their universe. I forget where I saw it however

????? what

I don't know? Maybe the portals are weird like that! But what other explanation is there for so many fallers from the same world and arriving together!? It has to be something like that, right?

well it's definitely something but I don't think it's that.

Konakona, I think your world is fusing with the horsegirl one

if that were true why are all the horsegirl fallers from japan dropping in kalos (france) (not japan) (very far away from japan)

Why would so many of them like you?

have you ever heard of a show called lucky star

* (You see it shining.)

* (The light only you can see.)

Oh. You're trying to roleplay. You want my roleplay blog @457-r4-1701 for that

You know this unit can read your blog, right?

Quiet you

What was this one about anyways?

deltarune I think

Oh hey, welcome back. How've you been doing?

pretty alright, I got my life here mostly sorted out. I miss my old friends and there's a weird amount of horsegirls around, but overall everything's fine

I mostly just don't use this site often is all

Yeah, the friends bit has got to suck. My condolences

Glad to hear you got everything sorted out. Though. Huh. Weird local conditions on demographics.

yeah apparently my version of kalos just gets every umamusume that falls into this world. which is weird considering they're almost all from japan and this is basically france. like seriously there's hundreds of these girls.

it's also weird meeting so many people from japan only to have them be from a different japan than me. they're a good community though. we've basically started our own little japan-town section of lumiose, I've basically been adopted into the horsegirl community due to also being a japanese faller lol

honestly might move jobs to something over in there now that I think on it

Right, right, Japan=Yamato, kinda. Had to remind myself of that,

Also... holy shit? That many? Is spacetime over there as full of holes as a peg board or something?

current science news is that it's not that it's full of holes over here so much as the holes are just Really Big. most of these girls came in in groups

(and france is kalos, yes)

... are you just, like. Getting a sphere of land swapped. Are you getting whole ass buildings or something deposited? If so, I think I've read a sci-fi novel about that at some point.

no, just the girls, as far as anyone can tell- oh hold on that's a new faller group getting the tour outside. and for once in the past month most of them don't have horse ears. I'm gonna go check in on that and get back to you

Not gonna lie, that sounds like an anime premise... which is kinda ironic considering. You know.

Anyways, yeah, let me know. Curious.

I have been. so busy. right now I'm putting off making a slideshow to explain what a horse is because it's come up so many times.

condolences on the busy

that said, can't you like. just put a mudsdale or ponyta or something on a slide that says 'stuff like this'? since. you know. those are horses

anyways, what was the new group?

made a whole big post about it. also I need to explain what a horse is, as in the thing from my world, not just horse pokemon (I don't want to get into the whole thing right now) but they do make good reference points

mean, fair. explaining stuff across dimensional divides and differences can be annoying as fuck. still. would think if it is equine that's going to be good enough

anyways, saw the blog post once you mentioned it. like... actually mildly concerning about spacetime over there

yeah part of my new job is setting up interviews and such, and there are a lot of scientists interested in this. part of why I'm so busy

oh. if youre dealing with scientists, yeah, you will just have them asking several fucktillion questions. source is i am a scientist

I'd say understanding half of what's going on here goes above my paygrade, but uh. I'm not so sure that's true anymore.

doesn't magically give me an understanding of whatever's going on here, but it is already getting attention, so until there's an end-of-the-world announcement I've decided to not worry about it beyond regurgitating words where neccessary

incorrect, it is time for you to hit the books.

or at least start asking the scientists questions 'for the purposes of helping ensure your visit goes as smoothly as possible and to assist in arranging useful examples'

I think I'd rather start working on my slideshow now, but honestly I'm probably gonna have to do both eventually

somehow I have a new job now. thanks horsegirl mob that's taking over pokemon france

so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.

why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.

they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)

so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.

if I had a nickel for every time I have to explain what a horse is, I think I'd be getting paid double

REAL. Explaining regular ass animals in the pokemon world is suuuuch a pain sometimes.

they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!

and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.

* (You see it shining.)

* (The light only you can see.)

Oh. You're trying to roleplay. You want my roleplay blog @457-r4-1701 for that

You know this unit can read your blog, right?

Quiet you

What was this one about anyways?

deltarune I think

Oh hey, welcome back. How've you been doing?

pretty alright, I got my life here mostly sorted out. I miss my old friends and there's a weird amount of horsegirls around, but overall everything's fine

I mostly just don't use this site often is all

Yeah, the friends bit has got to suck. My condolences

Glad to hear you got everything sorted out. Though. Huh. Weird local conditions on demographics.

yeah apparently my version of kalos just gets every umamusume that falls into this world. which is weird considering they're almost all from japan and this is basically france. like seriously there's hundreds of these girls.

it's also weird meeting so many people from japan only to have them be from a different japan than me. they're a good community though. we've basically started our own little japan-town section of lumiose, I've basically been adopted into the horsegirl community due to also being a japanese faller lol

honestly might move jobs to something over in there now that I think on it

Right, right, Japan=Yamato, kinda. Had to remind myself of that,

Also... holy shit? That many? Is spacetime over there as full of holes as a peg board or something?

current science news is that it's not that it's full of holes over here so much as the holes are just Really Big. most of these girls came in in groups

(and france is kalos, yes)

... are you just, like. Getting a sphere of land swapped. Are you getting whole ass buildings or something deposited? If so, I think I've read a sci-fi novel about that at some point.

no, just the girls, as far as anyone can tell- oh hold on that's a new faller group getting the tour outside. and for once in the past month most of them don't have horse ears. I'm gonna go check in on that and get back to you

Not gonna lie, that sounds like an anime premise... which is kinda ironic considering. You know.

Anyways, yeah, let me know. Curious.

I have been. so busy. right now I'm putting off making a slideshow to explain what a horse is because it's come up so many times.

condolences on the busy

that said, can't you like. just put a mudsdale or ponyta or something on a slide that says 'stuff like this'? since. you know. those are horses

anyways, what was the new group?

made a whole big post about it. also I need to explain what a horse is, as in the thing from my world, not just horse pokemon (I don't want to get into the whole thing right now) but they do make good reference points

mean, fair. explaining stuff across dimensional divides and differences can be annoying as fuck. still. would think if it is equine that's going to be good enough

anyways, saw the blog post once you mentioned it. like... actually mildly concerning about spacetime over there

yeah part of my new job is setting up interviews and such, and there are a lot of scientists interested in this. part of why I'm so busy

oh. if youre dealing with scientists, yeah, you will just have them asking several fucktillion questions. source is i am a scientist

I'd say understanding half of what's going on here goes above my paygrade, but uh. I'm not so sure that's true anymore.

doesn't magically give me an understanding of whatever's going on here, but it is already getting attention, so until there's an end-of-the-world announcement I've decided to not worry about it beyond regurgitating words where neccessary

* (You see it shining.)

* (The light only you can see.)

Oh. You're trying to roleplay. You want my roleplay blog @457-r4-1701 for that

You know this unit can read your blog, right?

Quiet you

What was this one about anyways?

deltarune I think

Oh hey, welcome back. How've you been doing?

pretty alright, I got my life here mostly sorted out. I miss my old friends and there's a weird amount of horsegirls around, but overall everything's fine

I mostly just don't use this site often is all

Yeah, the friends bit has got to suck. My condolences

Glad to hear you got everything sorted out. Though. Huh. Weird local conditions on demographics.

yeah apparently my version of kalos just gets every umamusume that falls into this world. which is weird considering they're almost all from japan and this is basically france. like seriously there's hundreds of these girls.

it's also weird meeting so many people from japan only to have them be from a different japan than me. they're a good community though. we've basically started our own little japan-town section of lumiose, I've basically been adopted into the horsegirl community due to also being a japanese faller lol

honestly might move jobs to something over in there now that I think on it

Right, right, Japan=Yamato, kinda. Had to remind myself of that,

Also... holy shit? That many? Is spacetime over there as full of holes as a peg board or something?

current science news is that it's not that it's full of holes over here so much as the holes are just Really Big. most of these girls came in in groups

(and france is kalos, yes)

... are you just, like. Getting a sphere of land swapped. Are you getting whole ass buildings or something deposited? If so, I think I've read a sci-fi novel about that at some point.

no, just the girls, as far as anyone can tell- oh hold on that's a new faller group getting the tour outside. and for once in the past month most of them don't have horse ears. I'm gonna go check in on that and get back to you

Not gonna lie, that sounds like an anime premise... which is kinda ironic considering. You know.

Anyways, yeah, let me know. Curious.

I have been. so busy. right now I'm putting off making a slideshow to explain what a horse is because it's come up so many times.

condolences on the busy

that said, can't you like. just put a mudsdale or ponyta or something on a slide that says 'stuff like this'? since. you know. those are horses

anyways, what was the new group?

made a whole big post about it. also I need to explain what a horse is, as in the thing from my world, not just horse pokemon (I don't want to get into the whole thing right now) but they do make good reference points

mean, fair. explaining stuff across dimensional divides and differences can be annoying as fuck. still. would think if it is equine that's going to be good enough

anyways, saw the blog post once you mentioned it. like... actually mildly concerning about spacetime over there

yeah part of my new job is setting up interviews and such, and there are a lot of scientists interested in this. part of why I'm so busy

* (You see it shining.)

* (The light only you can see.)

Oh. You're trying to roleplay. You want my roleplay blog @457-r4-1701 for that

You know this unit can read your blog, right?

Quiet you

What was this one about anyways?

deltarune I think

Oh hey, welcome back. How've you been doing?

pretty alright, I got my life here mostly sorted out. I miss my old friends and there's a weird amount of horsegirls around, but overall everything's fine

I mostly just don't use this site often is all

Yeah, the friends bit has got to suck. My condolences

Glad to hear you got everything sorted out. Though. Huh. Weird local conditions on demographics.

yeah apparently my version of kalos just gets every umamusume that falls into this world. which is weird considering they're almost all from japan and this is basically france. like seriously there's hundreds of these girls.

it's also weird meeting so many people from japan only to have them be from a different japan than me. they're a good community though. we've basically started our own little japan-town section of lumiose, I've basically been adopted into the horsegirl community due to also being a japanese faller lol

honestly might move jobs to something over in there now that I think on it

Right, right, Japan=Yamato, kinda. Had to remind myself of that,

Also... holy shit? That many? Is spacetime over there as full of holes as a peg board or something?

current science news is that it's not that it's full of holes over here so much as the holes are just Really Big. most of these girls came in in groups

(and france is kalos, yes)

... are you just, like. Getting a sphere of land swapped. Are you getting whole ass buildings or something deposited? If so, I think I've read a sci-fi novel about that at some point.

no, just the girls, as far as anyone can tell- oh hold on that's a new faller group getting the tour outside. and for once in the past month most of them don't have horse ears. I'm gonna go check in on that and get back to you

Not gonna lie, that sounds like an anime premise... which is kinda ironic considering. You know.

Anyways, yeah, let me know. Curious.

I have been. so busy. right now I'm putting off making a slideshow to explain what a horse is because it's come up so many times.

condolences on the busy

that said, can't you like. just put a mudsdale or ponyta or something on a slide that says 'stuff like this'? since. you know. those are horses

anyways, what was the new group?

made a whole big post about it. also I need to explain what a horse is, as in the thing from my world, not just horse pokemon (I don't want to get into the whole thing right now) but they do make good reference points

* (You see it shining.)

* (The light only you can see.)

Oh. You're trying to roleplay. You want my roleplay blog @457-r4-1701 for that

You know this unit can read your blog, right?

Quiet you

What was this one about anyways?

deltarune I think

Oh hey, welcome back. How've you been doing?

pretty alright, I got my life here mostly sorted out. I miss my old friends and there's a weird amount of horsegirls around, but overall everything's fine

I mostly just don't use this site often is all

Yeah, the friends bit has got to suck. My condolences

Glad to hear you got everything sorted out. Though. Huh. Weird local conditions on demographics.

yeah apparently my version of kalos just gets every umamusume that falls into this world. which is weird considering they're almost all from japan and this is basically france. like seriously there's hundreds of these girls.

it's also weird meeting so many people from japan only to have them be from a different japan than me. they're a good community though. we've basically started our own little japan-town section of lumiose, I've basically been adopted into the horsegirl community due to also being a japanese faller lol

honestly might move jobs to something over in there now that I think on it

Right, right, Japan=Yamato, kinda. Had to remind myself of that,

Also... holy shit? That many? Is spacetime over there as full of holes as a peg board or something?

current science news is that it's not that it's full of holes over here so much as the holes are just Really Big. most of these girls came in in groups

(and france is kalos, yes)

... are you just, like. Getting a sphere of land swapped. Are you getting whole ass buildings or something deposited? If so, I think I've read a sci-fi novel about that at some point.

no, just the girls, as far as anyone can tell- oh hold on that's a new faller group getting the tour outside. and for once in the past month most of them don't have horse ears. I'm gonna go check in on that and get back to you

Not gonna lie, that sounds like an anime premise... which is kinda ironic considering. You know.

Anyways, yeah, let me know. Curious.

I have been. so busy. right now I'm putting off making a slideshow to explain what a horse is because it's come up so many times.

somehow I have a new job now. thanks horsegirl mob that's taking over pokemon france

so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.

why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.

they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)

so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.