Adventures of Konissan

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[cryptid-fox-calligrapher]

Calligraphy for @konissan I did a while back! This was before I started doing the normal s's.

[konissan]

Konissan‽‽‽ Is that you‽

uhhhh nooo? Who are you?? Aand your microwave was not blown up by me.. Never...

How could i‽ I'm not even affiliated with VIRC or anything like that! - Konissan

[konissan]

The consumer grade tech gods have cursed me just as i understood their words..

[konissan]

I've finally found out how to use tags :)

Consumer grade tech makes no sense...

[konissan]

The past few days have been... Uhh.. quite eventful...

I finally got a job, and my new boss gave me a few gifts :)

But I was carless. I neglected the lead case for the blue glowing cube. At the time, neither Fox nor I were really impacted much so it didn't seem too important. But as it turns out, Kel is surprisingly susceptible to radiation. Though in my defence, it was so beautiful it just seemed wrong to hide it-

Fortunately, Fox had some form of medicine against that or something, and Kel seems to be recovering well so far!

The cube was regretfully locked somewhere at VIRC... At least until I build a decent basement. But first I'm going to make kel a card and maybe also a gift...

If you're reading this Kel, I'm truly sorry...

- Konissan

[konissan]

Step one (and excessive violence) completed :3

[konissan]

Step 1 depiction:

"Triumph in acquiring a CRT"

I should mention the CRT belongs to John, and was brought here by Fox while I was unconscious on the roof-

Can't wait to rapidly disassemble this by means of excessive violence.

-K.A.

[konissan]

So I just found out that some old X-rays used a phosphorus screen to temporarily display an image.

And for some reason, CRTs do the same..

So.. the only logical thing to do now is to harvest the electron gun and screen from a CRT :3

The electron gun is going to be really fun to play with! because who doesn't love huge amounts of energy being directable and wireless!

With the proper ray tube, the screen can hopefully be used...

Details and reports will be posted after construction and operation. (Perhaps updates if there's a chance).

- K.A.

[konissan]

Good news!

I don't have a job yet!

I also no longer have a microwave nor eyebrows.

Because somehow, making the microwave explode with nothing but an old coffee and a dream is far easier than getting a job. :(

If you're reading this Fox, I'll replace the microwave asap

- K.A.

[konissan]

Luckily, sir Fox said that volunteering at VIRC would be enough to gain access to a communal bed. The only one in the facility. I'm so glad for that bed! if you're reading this, I promise I'll keep the place neat, like I wasn't even there. It's the least I can do for letting me live here.

Alright, now that I have a temporary place I should start applying to labs / clinics. Those will hopefully help me afford my own house and maybe even let me keep their broken equipment. But most importantly, I'll finally have proper coffee!

For now, things won't be that interesting...

I'll post again once I get a job or if anything explodes-

- K.A.

[konissan]

The coffee wasn't very good, also had no caffeine. If I want a decent coffee I'd need my own machine... But there are so many stores here that I've never heard of. I don't know where to begin...

Ahh... Right... I should probably find a place to live first.. spending the past few nights on the roof wasn't very comfy.

hmm.. i also don't have much Canadian money so I guess I would need to find a job to rent a place.... But now that I think about it, I was kidnapped! This is great news! VIRC should be held responsible for their actions and give me housing :)

I'll ask sir Fox, he's the head researcher so if anyone's responsible it would be him... Besides, I know enough about VIRC to put them under investigation for decades :3. I'll ask nicely anyways... I'm too curious to let the govt intervene before I do... I'd also feel too horrible destroying all that work to actually do anything. So yes, it's a bluff if I'm being honest, but I really really need good coffee.

More details as they come...

- K.A.

[konissan]

Jumping wouldn't do me much good, and there isn't much to climb down with. Luckily the window to a study was left open. Stepping through it and over the desk, the rest of the room reveals itself: numerous filing cabinets line the walls, all in various styles, though all locked unfortunately. There are also plenty of photos taped just above all the cabinets.

There just so happens to be a computer and a few USBs. I grab one, backup the files, and flash a live install of Debian with my phone. Booting off of this, I can look through the hard drive since it hasn't been encrypted.

From what I gather, this research organization travels to this weird and distant land they call a spatia, and really just document their findings... In the photos, this one guy in formal clothing always looks half dead, perhaps he was also kidnapped and forced to work??. Hmm..

If I had to guess, all the lab equipment to get this information would be stored elsewhere. Judging by the photos, the budget for this project barely covers the mortgage for the house. It seems like they also have only 1.7 hazmat suits so someone is always in danger.

I'll ask if anyone ever comes back. For now I'll put everything back as it was and leave for lunch. (Tim Hortons obviously. Cause I'm a Canadian now :3 )

- Konissan

[konissan]

Hello, welcome to this odd experience i just had-

I woke up on this random house not too long ago, and I have no idea how I got up here.

The night before, I went to sleep in my bed as usual (this being a bi-weekly occurrence) and had this strange dream that people invited me to do research somewhere. And for some reason, what they call "going home" involves beating each other with random objects until everyone disappeared?? Very strange...

Anyways, I wake up on the roof of the aforementioned house. The sun screaming at my eyes that I've overslept, and in the distance I see this legendary shop called "Tim Hortons". The universal indicator of Canada. And I am absolutely discombobulated.

First of all, if I were to be kidnapped like this, why and how would it be to Canada? Though more importantly, how did I get here?

Will post an update as soon as I know more.

- Konissan